Summary: Summary: The Headmaster decides to combine all the game shows into one torture fest for Hogwarts students everywhere!

Author's Note: I would just like to point out that I have written 2 chapters in under 30 minutes, so you people who think writing takes so long, GET OUT THERE AND UPDATE!!! I MEAN IT!!! I'VE GOT GOATS!!!!

Match Game

Scene: "The Play with Matches" game set, Dumbledore is host, and The Marauders, Hermione and Ron Weasley are the six people that count. Snape and Lily are the two contestants.

Host Dumbledore: "Okay everyone! Hopefully everyone knows how to play this game, the object is, I read a sentence that they have to complete with a word. She, yes both contestants tonight are she's, will have to hope that one of our six people will have written down the same word!"

Dumbledore turns to Lily, who is green triangles and Snape is red circles.

Dumbledore: "Pretty lady's first, Chose A or B"

Lily: "B"

Dumbledore reads off the card: "The other day, I got cursed, the student who did it said "Inkypinkponky" and now I'm a 'BLANK'"

Dumbledore repeats it and Lily and The Fantastic Six write down their answers on their paper. Soon everyone is ready.

Dumbledore: "Ok Lily, what did you say?"

Lily holds up her card, which reads: "Donkey"

Dumbledore walks over to The Fantastic Six: "Okay we need Donkey, What did you say Peter?"

Peter: "Well, my loving friends curse me all the time, so I would know what that one does, so I said" (holds up card) "Donkey"

Dumbledore: "That's one point for Lily" A green triangle lights up.

Dumbledore walks over to Ron: "What did you say?"

Ron: "Well, being the smart person I am, I said" (flips card) "Butterfly"

Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!

Dumbledore walks over to James: "Please tell me you have something better than that."

James: "I sure do!" (He holds up his card) "Qudditch!"

Dumbledore shakes his head: "Okay, Lupin, what do you have?"

Lupin: "I said Donkey of course!"

Dumbledore: "Two points for Lily!" Another triangle lights up.

Dumbledore: I know I'm going to regret this, but, Sirius?

Sirius: "PUDDING!"

Audience: (CHEERS)

Christy: "YOU TELL THEM PADFOOT!!"

(A/n I would just like to add that Brad Pitt and me are officially engaged, Jennifer Anniston is dating the Geico gecko.)

Everyone: (confused)

Dumbledore: "Alright Miss Granger, you said?"

Hermione: "Donkey, no duh!"

Another triangle lights up.

Dumbledore: "Okay! Let's go to a quick commercial break!"

('Disown your children' jingle to the tune of the Charmin Ultra Less is more)

"—And show your children how bad they've been,"

"And we grantee they won't be back ever again!"

(Commercial ends)

Dumbledore: "Okay we're back! Snape, A or B?"

Snape: "A"

Dumbledore reads off the card: "Nobody likes me, I am slime, I really stink, I am 'BLANK'

Dumbledore: "Okay, start writing your answers down!"

The Fantastic Six are done before he even starts his sentence. Snape thinks for a while before jotting something down.

Dumbledore: "Snape?"

Snape, looking quite pleased with himself: "Potter"

Dumbledore: "Which one?"

Snape adds an 's' to Potter. (So now it's Potters if you're stupid)

Dumbledore: "Okay.... whatever.... let's go to The Fantastic Six, Now Peter-"

The Fantastic Six hold all their cards up at once, which all read: "Snape" except for Sirius's which reads "Jell-O"

Dumbledore: "Okay, well, I'm sorry Serverus, but it seems that it's 3/0 and Lily wins 9 coupons!"

Nine coupons fall to the floor while music plays.

Lily: "Hey these Mc. Dollars were out ages ago!"

Sirius: "Remember the coupons don't matter, just like Bill Clinton's sentences"

Dumbledore: "Okay, well, let's go to a commercial break, and then we'll be back with the next game!"

The show goes to a commercial break, which has an advertisement for a llama farm.

Well??? I hope you liked this chapter!! I'm suspended from 'creating a story' on because I SUPPOSIDLY did something bad, the good news is I can keep writing and writing chapters I guess.... PLEASE REVIEW!!! I have no idea what game show I'm going to do next so.... maybe "The Price is Right" I really don't know. ONCE AGAIN REVIEW!! OR I WILL SICK MY GOATS ON YOU!!!