Who Wants To Be A Dollinaire?
Sirius: Hello and welcome to our show, I'm your host Sirius Black. Everybody knows this game so I don't want to explain it again because I'm lazy. Let's meet our contestants,
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
James Potter
Lily Evans
Peter Pettigrew
Serverus Snape
Giant Squid
Our newest character, The Ginormous Cricket
Cho Chang
Moaning Myrtle
Timmy the Troll
Sirius: Our fastest finger challenge will be: Put the following events in the order in which they happened, starting with the least recent,
A the curvy knife incident
B the time the tub overflowed with gravy
C the time James snorted my goldfish up his nose
D The Girls locker room thing
(music)
Sirius: Ok, the answers were: B,D,A,C, our fastest time was...James Potter! Come on down!
(price is right music)
Sirius: Ok James, are you ready?
James: Ready Freddy!
Sirius: That's Sirius
James: I know, it's an expression
Sirius: Like the constipated one on your face? (drums)
Audience: oooooooo burn
Sirius: Anywho, your first question for $0.01 is,
Who was the hottest guy in Ocean's Eleven?
A- George Clooney B- Matt Damon
C- Brad Pitt D-Cedric the Entertainer
James: Brad Pitt, no doubt
Sirius: Final answer?
James: Final Answer
Sirius: HE'S RIGHT! Moving on, for a nickel,
Finish this nursery rhyme: Little Ms. Muffet:
A- finished her tuna melt B- Colored in Brooklynn's coloring book
C- ordered Pay-Per-View w/out permisson D- Sat on her tuffet
James: hmm....A or D?
Sirius: You can't figure it out?
James: (whines) It's too hard!!!
Sirius: Oh come on! Even I know this one!!
James:............I think I'd like to use a lifeline
Sirius: You're kidding....
James: I'm serious
Sirius: NO I AM! THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT SIRIUSES IS I'M THE ONLY ONE!!!
James: But I- oh nevermind, I'd like to phone a friend.
Sirius: (deep breath) Ok, which- wait! There's someone else! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
James: Just call 'em
Sirius: Ok, who should we dial?
James: My buddy Snoop Dogg
Sirius: Ok AT&T will-hold on, the aliens are telling me something, ah yes, The new cingular will contact him.
(ring ring)
Snoop: Foshizle my rizzle yall
Sirius: This is Sirius Black on Who Wants to be a Dollinaire and we have your buddy James here and he's stuck....on the second question....for a nickel
James: Ok Snoop, The shiz wrizzle on the ten fo went for a rizzle and the hizzle didn't get none.
Snoop: That's easy man, it goes like this
Sirius: 15 seconds
Snoop:
Little Ms. Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way
when along came her pimp the spider and sat down beside her and gave her jobs for the day
well little Ms. Muffet there on her tuffet refused to do them jobs for her pimp even though she
needed the pay now little ms muffet would have to get her pimp on and get on her way for she
neededthe pay other wise little ms muffet's tuffet would therefore be towed away
(click of a phone being hung up)
James: I'll go with D, final answer
Sirius: You wasted a lifeline, got it RIGHTand now the question for a whole quarter,
The song "Bicycle Race" was preformed by which band?
A- Queen B- Skunk Pumpkin
C- Amphibian Minute D- Pasta Chain
James: Skunk Pumpkin is my favorite band and they didn't do it.....I think A
Sirius: Final answer?
James: Final answer
Sirius: You moron, I can't belive you acctually thought it was that! You suck. You're right
James: I'm right?!
Sirius: Unfortunately, anyway now, for45 cents, 2 questions away from a dollar
What color are Christy's socks?
A- What socks? B- Anna is wearing Christy's socks
C- White D- I thought this question was about color
James: None of them
Sirius: Well one of them has to be right
James: I have her socks
Christy: YOU DIRTY BAS#)! (blitzes James)
James: ACCCKKKKKK!!!!!
Christy: Sockies! I missed you!
Sirius: Ummm, well, our contestant is incapacitated and the authoress has to open presents....uhh....well.....Ginormous Cricket you win 5 coupons just because I like you!
Ginormous Cricket: yes!
Timmy: And remember the coupons are worthless, just like the fact that Alexander the Great wasn't gay!
Sirius: Stay tuned for more!
REVIEW! Sorry this chapter was kinda short, my grandma is coming and we're doing christmas early at my dad's house so it's present time!! yay!!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! OR I WILL SLAY YOU!