Author's Note: Omg I'm actually updating this one? wow!
Host Remus Lupin: Welcome everybody to our next round, entitled : "PERIL"! YAY! Due to our short amount of time there will only be four catagories with 5 questions in each of them. We will be playing for pesos!So anyway, let's meet our three contestants, starting with,Sirius Black.
GIRLS: (SCREAM) OMG! WE LOVE YOU!
Remus: James Potter...
James: I Love you Lily!
Lily: I hate you! Quit stalking me!
Remus: ohok...and finally, Lavender Brown!
Audience: BOO!
Lavender: Thank you, thank you...I love you Wonny!
Ron: Take one step toward me and I'll blow your freakin head off with a freakin bazooka.
Remus: Okay, now that that's settled, here are our catagories!
Lines that end in "SLAP"
Sirius's many pet names.
One-liners
OOOOOO
Remus: OK, then Sirius what will you take?
Sirius: Pet names for 200.
Remus: Pirates, weather, and bowels relate in this pet name.
Sirius: What is...Smee Thunder Poo.
Remus: CORRECT!
Lavender: Who calls you Smee Thunder Poo?
Sirius: Commo te llama Mama? umm...One liners for 200.
Remus: Barney might be a little jealous of this pick up line.
Sirius: What is, "I'm no Fred Flinstone but I'm gonna make your bed rock"?
Remus: Correct
Sirius: 000000 for 300 please.
Remus: The sound a kid makes when they see candy...
Sirius:...um...wheeee?
Remus: I'm sorry, that's incorrect...
Sirius: NOOOOOO! I MOURN!
Remus: The correct answer was: ooooooo
James: Pet names for 400
Remus: You would call Sirius this if he was a frog in haste.
James: What is...Amphebian Minute?
Remus: Correct
Christy: WHAHAHA I love it!
Sirius: Lines that end in slap please
James: It's not your turn though!
Sirius: Hey, you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Remus: Just let him go, it's easier.
James: I'm going to cry
Sirius: So cry you little Nancy Boy!
Remus: Nice dishware.
Sirius: What is, what cup are you?
Remus: Correct!
Lavender: Hey, like when is it like my turn?
Everyone: YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!
Sirius: So, how you doin?
Friend's Producer: HEY NOW! THAT'S COPYRIGHTED! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
Sirius: I'll show you with my mad ninja skills!
Sirius leaps on top of the producer and procedes to undo his tie.
Sirius:WHAHA! I'm EVIL!
Remus: Well, it seems as though we're all out of time here-Sirius, you win 3 pesos!
James and Sirius: YAY!
James: No Sirius! Don't go for the old lady!
I know, I know, I can obviously read it's not that great I know, but it's 12:45 at night and I'm tired. You should be thankful I'm updating at all.
Lately, I've gotten into drawing cartoons, so most of my ideas go into those.
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