Summary: Bakura and Yami are in jail and plan to escape. But with a Warden who collects the items, it's a bit hard. But SOMEHOW the two seem to end up in the desert with only EACHOTHER. How will they survive prison/ Desert life? Read and find out.
G day
I put this story up a few days ago, but I really didn't like what I write blab la bla. So I have re- written it to kinda suit what I'm good at writing about----Stupid shit fics that no one enjoys lol. Ok. So ill try again and hopefully this time ill like it a bit more than the last.
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"Ass hole"
"Dip shit"
"Mother FUCKIN good for nothing, spiky palm tree haired PHARAOH! Who has nothing else better to do than stick his nose in where is doesn't belong!" Bakura yelled kicking the bunk above his mattress.
"OW! Bakura! If you didn't TRY steal those jewels from the museum WE WOULDN'T BE HERE!" Yami yelled poking his head around the bunk to Bakura's pissed off one
Bakura rolled his eyes
"IF YOU DIDN'T COME AFTER ME! YOU WOULDN'T BE THERE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT!" he screamed giving the thin mattress a very powerful kick
"OW FUCK! I WAS BABY SITTING YOU REMEMBER! Yugi and RYOU went out, and to save them from YOU making a total JERK out of yourself as you usually do, I agree to look after you and give up MY time to come and make sure YOU didn't stick a knife in the toaster again! AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE!" Yami yelled spitting daggers at the tomb robber
Bakura looked at the bars of the locked sliding door that enclosed the two male's freedom.
"Yeah? Well at least I didn't propose to SLEEP with one of the cops so you didn't get arrested" Bakura said smirking "I took it like a man"
"YOU A MAN? THE COPS THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!" Yami laughed remembering the image of the cops giving Bakura very flirtatious looks.
"HEY SHUT UP OK? Or is that TOO HARD for the Pharaoh to comprehend!" Bakura yelled literally jumping out of his bed and banging his wrists against the metal bars, which made a big noise as he done so.
Yami sighed as he looked at the number on the black and white rags he was reduced to wearing.
"Bakura, ok. Were both in this place now and there is nothing we can do about it. We will just have to serve our time and be done with it"
Bakura gave him a glare
"You actually think I'm going to stay here?" Bakura asked raising an eye brow
Yami blinked stupidly
"Well yeah, remember the warden took our items. Or I guess we could just chuck them over the fence and be free" Yami said annoyed "Oh I forgot! The stupid TOMBROBBER tried to send the guards to the shadow realm! I mean I don't understand you Bakura! WHY must YOU ruin everything?" Yami yelled again and then sighing trying to calm himself down.
Bakura looked at him raising an eyebrow
"You finished now?"
"Yes"
"Look, I don't plan on staying here for how ever many years we have to stay here for. I'm busting out of here" Bakura said getting a long piece of wire from his hair.
"You keep lock picks in you hair?" Yami asked watching the robber squat down and attempt to open the door.
"You'd be surprised what I keep in my hair" Bakura said mumbling as he slid the wire through the lock.
Yami rolled his eyes as he got off his bed and stood in front of the Tomb robber who was mumbling something about Egypt. With that Yami grasped the metal bars of the door and slid it across, Bakura watched the door slide across in front of him, not moving form the squatting position he was in.
Yami smiled as he walked out of the door.
Bakura blinked stupidly
"How did you do that?" Bakura asked raising an eye brow
Yami gave him a look
"It was open Bakura" he said walking away
Bakura put the wire in his hair as he ran after the Pharaoh.
BACK OVAL
"Ok so that's the plan, did your small brain manage to gasp that?" Bakura asked smiling
Yami nodded
"I got it"
Suddenly there was a shadow over looking the two Egyptians who turned around.
Bakura shrugged and looked confused at the large person standing in front of him.
"Ah can I help …
"What are youse doing here?" Asked the guard looking through his sun glasses at the two Egyptians
Bakura shrugged again
"Making a plan to escape, hey you're a prisoner right? Do you know where the warden keeps confiscated items?" Bakura asked
Yami hit his head
WARDENS OFFICE
The guard pushed Bakura and Yami in the air conditioned room of the warden. The two standing there pissed of and chained.
"Sir, these two were plotting to escape" said the guard taking off his hat
The warden looked up from his desk. His blue eyes, bald head, and pale skin glowing from the sun light"
"Ah, if it isn't Yami and Bakura!" he said smiling "You are the two I took your fashionable items off" he said smiling
Bakura smiled
"Yeah about that, we both are very sorry and have learnt our lesson so can we have them back already?" Bakura asked putting his hands on the warden's desk.
The warden laughed
"No" he said simply
"Aw that sucks Pharaoh's hair!" Bakura yelled before getting hit over the head from the guard.
Yami coughed
"Please Mr Warden. Those items are uh very important to us. It was a gift from our ahhh..
"DONKEY!" yelled Bakura smiling.
Yami kicked himself mentally as he sighed and looked at the expression of the warden.
"It was a gift from our donkey"
The guard and warden both raised an eye brow
"A donkey gave them to you?" the warden asked getting annoyed
"NO dick fraud. DONKEY, which was the nick name for a good friend of ours uhhh Ha…Harry Potter" Bakura said nodding
"Harry Potter?" Asked the warden
Yami sighed
"Which was a nick name for our friend uh Reese Guu, uh Gubbie" Yami said nodding at the warden who smirked.
"Oh! Well that makes all the difference! Because Reese Gubbie is also here, cell 23" the warden smiled
Yami swore under his breath
"Cant make a decent excuse up can you?" Bakura whispered to Yami who gave him a look that would make anyone feel nervous.
"Reese is here?" Yami asked acting surprised
"YYees! He was convicted here after raping 24 girls" the warden smiled
Bakura clicked his fingers through the hand cuffs.
"That would explain why in the 4th grade he pulled the girls dresses up"
The Warden smiled
"Any other lame excuses before I send youse two back?"
Yami cracked
"Please Mr Warden sir. thing. We NEED those items, their really important"
The Warden chuckled
"I'm sure they are, the millennium items would mean a great deal to anyone who had them!" he said smiling
The expression on both Yami and Bakura's face went blank.
"Uhhh the what?" Bakura asked acting stupid
"Millenium items!" the warden repeated looking through the draw
Yami and Bakura looked at each other.
"H…How do you know about the millennium items?" Yami asked a bit nervous
The warden laughed as he put the two items on his desk and then looked at the guard who was standing as still as a statue.
"Bill would you mind giving me a few minutes with these two?"
The guard nodded and walked out the door. When he was out of sight the Warden continued.
"Before I became a Warden I use to be fascinated with Egyptology! And what a better legend to study than the one about Pharaoh Yugioh?" he said smiling
Yami and Bakura laughed nervously
"Yeah go figure" Bakura said smiling
The warden smiled
"I've wanted these ever since I could remember. And now I can finally see what lies within the items. And if the spirit of the Pharaoh really exists!" he said smiling looking at the two objects shine in the sun light.
Yami and Bakura looked at each other.
"Well uh Mr Warden. I can tell you now there is no Pharaoh in THAT item ha..he he. I've had this item ever since I was young and I've never come across a Pharaoh" Yami said smiling breaking a sweat
"Yeah Bob can I call you Bob? Good. See Yami and I are Egyptian right? And automatically the knowledge about Pharaoh's is implanted in our head at birth. The Pharaoh who "Supposing" lives in that item is a pain in the ass." Bakura said nodding
The warden smiled
"Yes I know I guess it's impossible Yami. …But Bakura how do you know if that certain Pharoah was a pain in the ass?" he laughed "It's impossible"
/Does this guy take a breath/ Bakura asked himself rolling his eyes.
The Warend put the items in the draw
"Well as you can see boys, the items now belong to me, well, for another 2 years that is. But at ay time I can increase your time here. With one telephone call I can make it so you're here until you die"
Bakura laughed nervously
"Yeah. Wouldn't that be a blast"
/You would be waiting here for a while/ Yami thought annoyed
"So I suggest you stop plotting and get your be-hinds back in your cell"
Yami and Bakura nodded
"Yeah uh ok!" Bakura and Yami then turned around to be met by the same guard.
CELL
"DONKEY BAKURA! DONKEY!" Yami yelled walking into his cell and watching the guard lock it up.
Bakura shrugged
"I was ONLY trying to help"
"Yeah well next time don't!" Yami yelled
Bakura sighed as he leant against the wall.
"Of all people in charge we get the one who knows about the items"
Yami nodded and laughed a bit.
"It was funny about the Reese thing"
Bakura looked at Yami.
"We need to get them items back…..
WARDENS OFFICE
The warden smiled as he held the puzzle in his hands.
"Ok puzzle lets see what makes you tick" he said smiling. And with that he smashed the puzzle on his desk, the pieces going all over his desk"
CELL
"No Bakura, were not going to go visit cell number 23 or whatever that fat man said" Yami smiled.
Bakura rolled his eyes and snorted.
Bakura looked at Yami and then above at the cold wall, that had several messages on it from past prisoners.
There was a sudden flash and Bakura looked down and raised an eyebrow at the sudden absence of Yami.
"Yami?"
He climbed down the ladder and looked on the Pharaoh's bed….no Pharaoh
"Pharaoh?"
It suddenly clicked him.
"Oh that son of a bitch is going down!"
End for now.
I think I like the idea of the warden being a bad guy also in this better. I think I like this chapter better too than the last one. WELL again the only way I'm going to update is if you review. Oh and maybe if you all want I can make this a Bakura X Yami fic. I mean if they are going to be stuck in the desert together I guess it would be funny. Well whats Bakura guna do? Read and Review ppl!
Until the next chapter (hopefully)
Hoo roo
Brooke