Hi All. At the moment Australia is very boring. Australia day was yesterday WOOT and I had a great day! Like any other Aussie! Ok so I'll cut the crap, and get to it.

Disclaimer: Don't own It

Bakura, the New Yugi?

Bakura look left and looked right, and just to make sure looked left again. No one was in the corridors. He went into the squatting position and pulled the long wire out of his head.

/Gotta get the Pharaoh/

At that moment a little miniature Bakura in a devil costume appeared on the black and white striped shoulder of the tomb robber.

"Bakura, might I say that you are actually going to SAVE the pharaoh? I mean what the fuckinly fuck? Can you get softer? THIS is the guy who YOU HATE and SEALED you into that ring! And you wan to save him" The devil tutted "I am ashamed in you!"

Bakura bit his lip

"Yeah,YEAH! I guess our right! That bastard can go to hell!" Bakura yelled putting the wire in his hair and lying on his bed.

"That's my man" the devil said smiling

Bakura closed his eyes

"Hey are you that conscious thing with like a devil on one and an angel on the other….I thought I got rid of YOU when I was like 2 years old?" he said looking at the devil on his pillow

"Yeah well shut up" the devil said

Bakura sighed

"Hey isn't there suposta be another guy?"

At that moment another devil appeared and sat on Bakura's pillow.

"Sorry I'm late what did I miss?..

WARDENS OFFICE

The warden looked at the pieces and smirked.

/These pieces are even more complex than I ever dreamed of/ he thought to himself grinning as he put another piece in place.

BAKURAS CELL

"Yeah I agree the caveman DID come before the egg and the rooster" Bakura nodded to the two devils smirking above him

Bakura sighed

"What's wrong big guy?" asked one of the devils looking at the albino's expression

"Nothing" Bakura said turning over

"You feel guilty!" the other devil said

"No I don't I'm thinking" Came the reply

The two devils rolled their eyes

"And the pope is my father" said one sarcastically

Bakura turned over

"Really?"

"NO!"

"Oh" Bakura said disappointed.

Bakura looked at the devils and though.

"But if I escape I won't have any food! If I bring Yami with me, he will think I'm doing it out of the goodness of that thing,

"A heart" the devils said together

"Yeah that! But really ill bring him and eventually eat him!" Bakura said smiling

The devils shrugged

Bakura got up and reached into his hair again and got out the long wire, sat down and began to pick the lock.

YAMI'S SOUL ROOM

"Where is he?" Yami yelled frustrated walking in circles in his soul room. Then it hit him.

/What if Bakura is escaping as we speak/

WARDENS OFFICE

"La la la, going to solve the puzzle" he sang as he put yet another piece in place.

There was a knock at his door

"Come in" he said smiling not taking his head down from the puzzle

Bakura walked in and jumped a bit when he saw the puzzle right in front of him.

"Bakura! Long time no speak. How can I?" But he was interrupted

"Warden there is a fight! Uh down in the uh, CAFETERIA! The prisoners! They are holding the guards prisoner" he stopped

/The prisoners are holding the guards prisoner/ he thought in his head /Note to self: laugh hysterically later/

The warden looked at him

"Bakura?"

Bakura shook his head

"They have requested 700 doughnuts in the next 2 mins or the guards get it and they said no police!" Bakura said dramatically

The warden got up

"Ok Bakura show me the way!" he said running out the door

"OK!" Bakura said slowly running after him and slamming the door when the Warden was gone.

"He trusted a prisoner who uses donkeys in his excuses….LAME" Bakura said running to the puzzle

"BAKURA!" yelled the angry warden

Bakura whistled

"SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU!" he said smiling sitting in the large chair

"BAKURA OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!" yelled the angry warden

Bakura looked at the puzzle pieces and sighed.

With a poof the two devils smiled.

"TAKE IT BAKURA! AND RUN! You have waited far too long for this moment!" said the one on the right

"YEAH TAKE IT!" said the one on the left

Bakura looked at the puzzle and got the pieces.

"I'm going to put it together!" he said flicking the devils off his shoulder.

He got what the warden had done and got a piece.

"Bakua! You can do that you have an IQ of a cotton bud!" said the devils laughing

Bakura looked at the pieces and then quickly looked at the draw.

"I have about 3 mins, to do something that took Yugi like what ages to do!" Bakura said cracking his knuckles.

And with that the tomb robber got to work.

3 mins later

By now the guards were trying to knock down the door and Bakura was beginning to panic. He had 3 more pieces to go and about 20 seconds to do them in. The tomb robber wiped the sweat dripping of his nose and laughed as he put 2 more pieces in the correct spot, a small glowey light indicating that it was indeed the correct move to make. Bakura smiled to himself and with that put the final piece in, as the door slammed open and the guards came in. A sudden flash and Yami was standing next to Bakura who grinned as he opened the draw and got out the ring.

"Yami? When did you get in here?" asked the warden

"Uh, the window" Yami said nodding

The warden raised an eyebrow

"No there is no way you could have climbed the…." He paused and suddeny his face looked like a wave had hit him

"YOU'RE THE SPIRIT! YOU'RE THE PHARAOH!" he yelled fascinated

Yami hesitated

"Uh no I'm not" Yami said nodding

Bakura's mind was going frantic for an escape of some sort escape plan.

"What are we going to do?" Yami asked through his clenched teeth.

"Getting there" Bakura replied trying to sound as quiet as possible.

"Bakura and Yami give me those items now!" The warden yelled putting out his hand

Bakura looked behind him at the large window and had a sneak peek what was below it…a large dust bin….perfect

Yami looked at the guards who were sneaking up on the two and with that Bakura grabbed the Pharaoh's hand and smashed into the window brining both the Pharaoh and the tomb robber down….all the way

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OK that one wasn't that good. Oh well my imagination aint working properly

Ok review ppl! Andi promise next chapter it will be funny…Bakura HELD yamis hand could this be the beginning of a B-E-A-U-T-Y ful relation ship? Well again the only way r gunna know is if you review, or I wont update. HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO ALL!

Hoo roo

Brooke

Ps: sorry about spelling mistakes, just think like a 2 year old..ull get it.