A.N.- I started this story about a year ago, I just never got around to rewriting it because it was lost on my computer before I could upload it! Well, I'm finally inspired after all this time! lol so enjoy and please Read Review!
The next morning Lily awoke to find James in the kitchen figuring out to how to work the muggle microwave.
"Here." Lily said attempting to help James.
"No, no I got it." James replied. But instead he just sat there starring at it. Lily, obviously sensing his confusion reached up and pressed the button that said "START." "Um... thanks." James said.
"Yep no problem." Lily replied sitting herself down. "So have you thought of any baby names?" Lily asked and James removed his breakfast from the microwave.
"Hmm... not really."
"Well, do you like any?"
"Never really thought about it..." Typical boy answer thought Lily.
"Well, I like Harry if its a boy and Kiersten if it's a girl."
"Those are nice," said James. "But what if it is twin boys or girls?" Darn it thought Lily, she never actually thought about it.
"Not sure."
"Oh c'mon Lily you must have some idea." James said sarcastically.
"Ha-Ha" laughed Lily also sarcastically, "I get your point. Well, anyway... after breakfast were picking up the 'baby,' OK?"
"Sure," replied James not really paying attention. "How about the name Shu-Fang for a girl?" Lily glared at him. "Right..." James said, "Stupid really, can't see how I thought about that one. Um, Gueriniven? For like, um, a boy?" James said looking hopeful.
"Um... No." Lily said. "I'm going upstairs to change for breakfast, and I swear, if you try to even magically take a peek..." Lily knew she didn't have to finish the sentence.
"What you don't trust me?" James said forming a magical halo above his head.
"Erm... No." Lily said magically forming horns out of the halo which James couldn't undo till after she had come back downstairs awhile after.
"I KNOW!" exclaimed James. "OCTAVIUS!" Lily glared at him once more. "Octavio? Oh OK um... PERIFIOUS!" and with that Lily slammed the door to the outside in his face, leaving a rather winded James.
.:.at breakfast.:.
"Oh Lily he was only trying to help." Italia said, "All Sirius could think of was Dorkus." The girls snickered.
"What did you say?" Giselle asked curiously.
"I told him Great! We can name it after the father."
"Awe, Italia."
"Well, it shut him up."
"Hey sweet-thang." James called making his way over to Lily. Lily grabbed his ear.
"Shut up." Lily asked, well rather demanded nicely.
"Are you sure they haven't made you pregnant yet?" Lily glared once more. "Right." James mumbled feeling shot down. "No reason to go all nun-ish. Good day ladies." James said ruffling his hair.
"Oh, wow Lily you are so lucky." Giselle retorted.
"Erm... why?" Lily asked rather curious.
"Well, Gary may have the 'look,' but he is not as sweet as James... at all."
"Trust me, he's not all that sweet in real-life." Lily said giggling, then paused ... or is he? Oh no, Lily you idiot, James Potter sweet? hah! although Lily tried to convince herself of this, the question plagued her all day.
.:.James' point of view.:.
"You know what James, every James in this school besides you of course, is called Jimmy, why is that?" Sirius asked being his stupid self. "James? El-oooo" Sirius asked James waving his hand in front of James' face.
"Stop, your blocking the view thank-you very much." James said annoyingly, shifting in his seat and moving Sirius' hand out of the way. Lupin threw his spoon at James.
"Oh get off it, she doesn't like you in the same way you like her." Lupin sighed miserably for what seemed like the millionth time.
"Oh yea, well watch this." James said all cockily, getting up and walking over to Lily's table.
"That boy might be stupider than you Sirius." Lupin said lightly.
"Yeah... right." Sirius mumbled trying to shoot ice into his cup with his spoon.
"Hey sweet-thang." James called making his way over to Lily. Lily grabbed his ear.
"Shut up." Lily asked, well rather demanded nicely.
"Are you sure they haven't made you pregnant yet?" Lily glared at him once more. "Right." James mumbled feeling rather shot down. "Shish, no reason to go all nun-ish. Good day ladies." James said ruffling his hair. wait was that a look of attraction Lily just gave me? James knew that look he had seen it from a countless number of girls before nah, your just being stupid James... why don't people call you Jimmy?
James made his way back to his seat just in time for a little pep talk, I guess you can say, to the students.
"Didn't go so well James I take it?" Remus snickered quietly as James sneered.
"Well as some of you know, mainly the 7th years, later this evening before lunch, the 7th year girl will be doing an assignment for the next week (a.n: today is Monday, till Sunday they mean) in which they will be feeling the great effects and defects of pregnancy, trust me it will be quite easy to distinguish them from the other years after the first 2 days when they're stomachs will increase in size. To put it nicely. It will be wise to stay out of their way in order not to be jinxed. Thank You."
"Oh, God..." James heaved as Dumbledore finished. "Lily is already enough to handle without all those mood-swings!"
"So what were the names you were suggested to Lily earlier James?" Sirius asked curiously. "Italia got all
od at me for suggesting Dorkus."
"Hmm... wonder why." Lupin said unde his breath.
"Yea me too." Sirius said rather serious. James and Remus snickered.
"Well, I suggested Perifious..." James said even more serious and puzzled than Sirius.
Lupin just sighed and got up from the table, leaving a puzzled James and Sirius pondering.
.:.later on the way to room 548.:.
"WHERE THE HELL IS JAMES!" Lily demanded sitting outside the door of room 548.
"I don't know." Italia said. "Probably with Sirius, that twit..."
"There they are!" Lily sighed with relief. "Hurry up James or we're going to be late." Lily grabbed James hand and led him into the room with Sirius and Italia right behind.
"Students sit down please!" Professor Rihilip yelled. "OK today is of course very important, each lady in her will become well shall we say 'pregnant.' Your booklets discuss this of course in more detail, so on with the show! OK so when I call your names I want your to come up and place your pointer finger in this bowl please. OK so..."
The students all talked while the Professor squeakily called out their names. Finally it was James and Lilly's turn.
"James and Lily Potter." Professor Rihilip squeaked. Lily and James made their way up. "OK well, just place your finger in that bowl right there, that it's now just a few seconds." They both did as told and placed their fingers in an orange colored goo in a silver bowl. The goo was warm and made Lily shiver as well as James. "OK now you can take them out." The goo began to swirl and turned clear. "Here Lily you drink this," he instructed giving the substance to Lily who drank it down with ease. " You won't be feeling the side effects till tomorrow morning of course. All right, well back to your seats."
.:.The next morning.:.
Lily awoke with an extremely odd feeling in her stomach, like a needle had taken up a home in there and pinched at her every way she moved, and as she went to get out of bed the "needle" began to twirl then suddenly it was gone. odd thought Lily.
"Mornin' Sunshine." James grinned devishly.
"Oh shu-." Lily couldn't finish, she immediately ran to their bathroom and puked. "EW!" Lily screamed.
"What did you expect? Flowers protruding from your mouth?" James sighed. "Don't worry about it, the booklet aid this will only last a day. Did you by chance feel something like a needle in your stomach?" James inquired opening up his booklet which lay on the end table of their bed.
"Yea why?" Lily said getting up and walking back into the bedroom.
"It's a warning sign that you will be throwing up." James read aloud.
"Yes, James, I know, I can read too." Lily stepped behind the curtain and changed into her clothes. Being Saturday, she just dressed in a turquoise layered skirt and a white tank top. "I'm going to go call Italia, Gabs, and Giselle and invite them over, do you ant me to tell them to bring over Sirius and Remus?"
"Sure whatever." James said. Lily sighed and headed downstairs, rang them up and invited them all over.
About five minutes later the door bell had rung. and Lily went to open the door.
"Hey guys!" Lily said hugging all her friends. "James is upstairs if you want to get him," she said to Remus and Sirius seeing their already bored expressions.
"Righteous!" Sirius yelled running up the stairs.
"Um Lily... can I use your bathroom?" Before Lily could even answer Italia was already in here.
A few seconds later she emerged. "Man that needle thing sucks!" Italia screamed. "That's the fifth time today!"
"Really?" Giselle said curiously. "I've only thrown up twice."
"Once," said Lily.
"Same here," chipped in Gabby.
"Hmm...odd. Oh well, I guess I'm just special." Italia teased.
"Do you guys want to go sit by the lake?" Lily suggested.
.:.james' pov.:.
"So how's the married life guys?" James asked.
"Oh loads of fun." Sirius exclaimed sarcastically. "Italia has thrown up for half of the marriage and has already clogged up the toilet!"
"I kind of enjoy it." Lupin said. James Sirius eyeballed him.
"Well, me and Gabby get along really well."
James and Sirius looked at each other and began singing and dancing to 'Love is in the air' until Lupin hit them with James' shoe.
"What to do what to do." Sirius paced back and forth in the bedroom.
"Snivellous..." Lupin said. That's all it took, all three bolted out the door towards the Great Hall.
.:.lily.:.
"Hey Giselle where's Gary?" asked Gabby as they walked down the street and into the Great Hall of Hogwarts.
"Having and affair," responded Giselle unseemly.
"WHAT!" screamed Lily. "And I thought James was bad..."
"Who with?" Italia said pressing on.
"That slut Rachel." Giselle responded with a look of disgust.
"The 6th year?" asked Lily.
"Yea; I caught them in the living room making out last night." Giselle said.
"That's horrible!" Gabby responded. Just then James, Sirius, and Remus emerged from the school.
"What are you guys up too?" Italia exclaimed eyeing Sirius.
"Snape." James said and grinned excitedly.
"Aww, you guys leave him alone!" Gabby protested.
"You know guys... maybe we should." Lupin said changing his look of excitement to dullness and hurt.
"What! But Moony it was your-" Sirius couldn't finish for Lupin had stepped on his foot.
"Hey Gabby." Lupin said putting his arm around Gab's shoulders. "So... wanna go make out?"
"SURE!" Gabby screamed, pulled Lupins belt loop and dragged him away. Amazed that this could actually work, James moved closer to Lily.
"So Lily..." James said teasingly putting his arm around her. "You wanna- OW!" Then next thing you knew, James was lying on the floor gasping in pain while holding his crotch. And Sirius was also doing something of the same nature except he was lying on the ground gasping for lack of air because he was laughing so hard.
"I warned you..." Lily said tauntingly walking away with Italia, who stopped suddenly and threw up in the lake while three 3rd years on looked. All screaming eww.
"Yea, well it happens." Italia said glaring at them.
Yeah! I kinda like this chapter, although it might suck to some. I really want honest reviews, like deep down reviews. SPEAK FROM YOUR SOUL SISTAS (and brothers I s'pose). I would like to specially thank my besterst friend Rachel for helping me with this chapter! you rocked chica!
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