Title: Blooming

Theme: Flowers in spring

Rating: PG-13

Timeline: AU

Notes: In Japan students stay in the classroom (not gym) (music?) and the teachers switch classes. There are usually 8 in high school (good ones) not sure in middle school.

In school there's always a time and place when you have to learn about the birds and the bees.

Hitsugaya Toushirou didn't like that idea.

The thought made him want to gag.

He knew about the birds and the bees when he was six.

Everyone knew that he knew, he had an older teenage adoptive sister, Rangiku Matsumoto. Not really 'adoptive' they just lived in the same house.

Anyone who looked in her room knew that he 'had' to know, it was filled with porno. Plus she had a boyfriend that creped him out, red eyes.

He just had to take health class. Plus, boy and girls "together" had to watch it.

Hinamori Momo was in room six with him.

Did they have to be the bestest of friends, and her being his crush.

He hates teachers.

"It rises with pleasure."

He looked at her face.

He wanted to laugh.

It was twisted.

Her eye was twitching.

Her face just screamed "EWW!"

"Momo-chan is blooming like the flowers in spring."

He hates Rangiku.

He hates the birds and the bees.

"You insert the—"

What was the video saying?

He looked at her again.

"Eww…"

He wanted to laugh again.

He turned back to the TV.

"Childbirth."

He stopped.

He shut his ears.

He shut his eyes.

Even that couldn't stop it.

The sounds of gagging.

He opened his eyes and looked around the room.

Renji was sleeping next to Rukia.

Rukia was laughing next to Ichigo.

Ichigo was about to gag next to Ishida.

Ishida was next to Orihime trying to answer questions of confusion.

Next her Orihime was Momo and next to her was him.

He stared at her for a bit.

Her brown/green uniform, her hair ornament he gave to her for her birthday, her big brown eyes staring at his.

Wait a—

He saw her blush.

She giggled a little.

He moved his hand closer to hers.

He put his hand over hers.

He saw her blush and she moved her eyes to the TV again.

"Breasts."

He blushed.

"Momo-chan is blooming like the flowers in spring. Pretty soon you will be married leaving me for her and then little Hitsus' will be everywhere."

Rangiku's face, her voice, that memory.

He clasped his hand with a hold on her's.

"So that's where babies come from!"

Giggles came from her mouth from Orihime's outburst.

The birds and the bees won't be that bad when they are older.

Her head was resting on his shoulders.

After they get married.