Ok, another new chapter! I'm glad everyone's enjoying it! I think you'll find this one funny. Trust me, you'll understand later.
Oh, and this chapter's rated R for language and stuff like that.
Ever After
By Jules
Chapter 7
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Bennett's Beach-front Mansion
Theresa was sitting on the couch drawing, and didn't even notice Ethan come in.
"Don't you think it's time you took a break?" Ethan asked, startling her.
Theresa looked up, her hand on her pounding heart, "Ethan, you scared me. And no, it's not time to take a break, I've only been working for a few hours."
Ethan smiled deviously, then told her in a really corny Russian accent, "Ve have our vays of making you stop vorking."
Theresa rolled her eyes, "I don't think so."
Ethan sprang on her and started tickling her.
Theresa was shocked, but started laughing as she protested, "Ethan! No!"
Unfortunately for her, years of these types of dealings with Sheridan had trained him to ignore such pleas in order to get what he wanted.
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Kay, Miguel, Simone, and Whitney entered the house and heard the laughter.
"Ethan! Stop it!" A girl's giggling voice begged.
"Never! Not until you relent!" Ethan vowed.
"Alright! I give! I give! I'll stop working."
Then silence filled the house. Miguel and Kay smiled at each other, knowing exactly what was going on, while Simone and Whitney looked at them confused.
Kay silently motioned for them to follow her. She led them to the room where Ethan and Theresa were engaged in some heavy making out.
"Oh my God!" Whitney exclaimed, pulling the happy couple out of it.
Theresa pulled away from Ethan's lips, keeping her hands around his neck.
Ethan glared at his sister, "Sis, interrupting something like this is not something that is recommended, unless you want me to tell Dad about you and Miguel morning activities."
"Sorry!" Kay held up her hand in surrender, "Whitney wanted to see her best friend."
"What's going on here?" Whitney demanded
"Amor." Miguel answered, "And they definitely spent una noche de amor together last night!" (Translation: a night of love), wiggling his eyebrows.
"Then in his office this morning, during lunch, this afternoon . . ." Kay continued.
"Need we remind you two what you did in Miguel's BED this morning with Mama and Luis right downstairs." Theresa warned.
Kay looked up, eyes wide, "You know what, do whatever you want. Um, I think we'll go upstairs."
Miguel nodded, then they ran out of the room, dragging Simone behind them.
Theresa, Ethan, and Whitney could hear Simone asking on their way up the stairs,
"What did you two do this morning? Did you two do something very wrong?"
"Yes." Theresa and Ethan yelled from the living room.
"SHUT UP!" Miguel and Kay called back.
Kay led Simone to her new room, and Simone stood in the doorway, shell-shocked, "My god it's huge! And the ceiling's so high! And the bed! That looks so amazing with those curtains hanging down from such a high ceiling to make a canopy." She looks around the room, "And you're view! Right on the ocean!"
"I know!"
"My god Kay, you're really moving up in the world . . ."
Then they get to talking about all the things three teens would talk about.
Two hours later
The three joined Theresa, Ethan, and Jessica in the den.
They were all lounging around when Kay sat straight up, "Ooh! Jessica, we should do our Britney Spears impersonation for them, you know, the one to Britney Spears with the messed up lyrics of Drive Me Crazy that we're doing for the talent show?"
Jessica got a wicked gleam in her eyes, "Good idea, we'll be back in a minute."
The girls came down ten minutes later in skimpy out fits and a CD player.
"Ok, this will pump out the music, but not the singing, so you can hear our lyrics." Kay explained.
The music started and Jessica and Kay started doing their little routine to it, then started singing.
Baby
I'm so into you
But you're not the only one
That I've ever screwed
Baby
You spin me around
My hair extensions
Fall right to the ground
Jessica and Kay grabbed their heads and look down as they sang that part.
Every time you look at me
I do my shimmy
And you start to flee
Loving you means so much more
But it's not as fun to me as being a whore
I drive you crazy
You just can't sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear clothes too tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
Everyone on the couch was cracking up.
You tell me
I look like a goat
And I can't even
Reach a high note
Don't tell me
You wanna be free
Just cuz my make-up
Is done all shitty
Loving you means so much more
But it's not as fun to me as being a whore
I drive you crazy
You just can't sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear clothes too tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
Crazy
I'm so confused
I'm such a ditz
And I have fake boobs
Kay and Jessica made the international crazy sign with their finger near their head, the pose with a blank look on their face.
Crazy
But they feel alright
Every day and every night
I drive you crazy
You just can't sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear clothes too tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
Jessica and Kay finished and took a bow. Everyone on the couch is laughing so hard they could barely breath and tears run down their face. From the doorway comes a new source of clapping. Kay and Jessica blushed when they see Sam, Ivy, and Pilar standing there too, barely able to keep from laughing. They had attempted to look angry, but they were failing miserably.
Kay and Jessica watched everyone cracking up, smiled, then bowed again.
"So we take it you like it?" Kay questioned innocently.
Miguel finally caught his breath, "Kay, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
"Why thank you hottie! And the rest of our viewer poll thinks?"
Ethan finally stopped, "That we'll all never look at Britney Spears the same way again."
"Hilarious." Whitney admitted.
"God damn funny!" Simone exclaimed, still trying to stop laughing.
"Definitely a first place act." Theresa declared, leaning on Ethan, "Owww, my side hurts now! You guys gave me a stitch!"
Kay and Jessica turned to the parental units, "And what do you think?"
"My lord, girls, where on earth did you come up with that!" Sam asked, in shock of seeing his little girls dress like that, and sing such things with adult content.
"Oh, here and there." Kay said smirking, never one to divulge a source, a.k.a. she'd written them herself while listening to it for the millionth time.
"I think it was absolutely priceless. You can bet that there will definitely be a camera in the audience that night recording it. It was wonderful." Ivy gushed, "And you two can sing too!"
Jessica realized that they hadn't told them they were going to do this, "Where did you guys come from?"
"Well, Pilar came to say goodbye to Theresa, and Ivy and I came down to tell you we we're going out to dinner and don't expect us home until late." Sam explained.
"Exactly." Pilar confirmed, "I'll see you at home mijos."
"Bye Mama." Miguel and Theresa chorused.
"Good bye children, behave." Ivy said smirking, knowing exactly what was probably going on with Kay and Miguel and Ethan and Theresa, they all reminded her of her and Sam at that age. Then the adults left.
Whitney looked at her watch, "Come one Simone, we better get going to. I have lessons to give at the country club in half an hour, and you have that biology test to study for."
"Alright." Simone said grudgingly, "Will I see you at school tomorrow?" she asked Kay.
"Nope, Jessica and I get to take the rest of the week off, because of the emotional shock we've been given after such a sudden change in our home environment." Kay quoted.
"Ah, yes, you two look so upset." Ethan told them sarcastically.
"Well, I've got nothing to be upset over anymore, I've got the man I love; and somehow, even though they say money can't make you happy, that new car in the driveway, the cell phone in my purse, and the all expenses paid for me credit card from your mother just seem to make my cares disappear." Kay revealed to him, flopping down in a chair.
"I second that." Jessica admitted, "Even though I don't have a car, or a boyfriend, getting a job in an office full of very sexy men seem to make all my troubles disappear. I wonder why." She 'wonders' to everyone, grinning deviously.
Kay flung her hand against her forehead, pretending to be aghast, "Oh no, my innocent little sister has been corrupted! Oh woe is me! She hath strayed far from the path, and is now gone to ogal at the hard, sexy, muscular male bodies which doth walk in my place of work."
Miguel got into and fell to his knees by Kay's feet, he grabbed her hand and putting to his lips, then to his heart, "Oh my darling, I will not allow your sister to be lost to such evils, as the male body. I shall save her from such a fate, even though I could not save you, and corrupted your own mind and body."
Kay fell to her knees before him, "Oh my love!"
"My angel!" Miguel cried.
Both throw out their arms then wrap them around each other and proceed to kiss passionately.
They start to get into it and finally Miguel pulled away, "My heart, my soul, my reason for existence, perhaps we should wait to save your sister for another time." He suggested
"Oh lover, I think you are very right." Kay agreed with him, smiling sultrily at him.
Miguel feels his blood race, and scooped her up in his arms picks her up, then hurried out the door, "See you all tomorrow!"
Everyone else was left cracking up at their antics, and clapping.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Ethan called up to them.
Theresa and Jessica couldn't stop laughing.
"Your sister is crazy!" Theresa gasped.
"That's what I've been telling everyone for years!" Jessica managed to get out.
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I can't take credit for the song, thought I really wish I could for those lyrics. LOL! Damn those are funny, sorry I had to put them in, I was going through my huge save lyrics folder and ran across them, I thought you might enjoy them as much as I have! Anyway, the words are by The rest of it's basically Drive Me Crazy by Britney Spears.
Please, I still want replies, but the 'incident', I'm going to stop asking for six of them. Oh, well, anyway, PLEASE , I BEG of you, tell me what ya think! Good or bad, I live for feedback.
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