Disclaimer: woops forgot to do this. I don't own any of the Care Bears or their enemies or friends. Or the PS2 game.
From the shadows of the trees, 6 star buddies watched as their favorite torture target was repossessed by his evil essence. They wanted so badly to chase after him and start biting and stinging him with their sharp little limbs. But they knew they had an obligation to the Care Bear family to let them know that one of their opponents had returned. The star buddies flew up to the cloud kingdom, twittering and plotting the whole way.
But when they arrived, they found Care-a-lot eerily deserted. The cloud mobiles were gone, the light's in the houses were off, there was music coming from the Hall of Hearts, the cloud skimmer was still there...wait! The star buddies floated over to the hall and peered inside. Grumpy sat at Care-a-lots computer playing a game on the PS2. Or at least he was trying to. The game was on pause, appearing as I f he was waiting for someone. "Swift Heart honey, everything ok in there. You've been gone more then 5 seconds." Her voice emerged from the kitchen, "Do you want these nachos to taste good or not? If yes then wait a few more seconds." He laughed to himself and settled farther into the cloud chair. True to her word three seconds later Swift Heart came speeding out of the kitchen, a large plate of nachos held in one paw. She put them on the table between two soda cans and sat in the other cloud chair. "You didn't make them too spicy did you?" "No you big baby I didn't make the too spicy."
He took a nacho, chewed on it for a while, then leaned over and kissed Swift Hearts cheek. "It's perfect. How do you know me so well?" She smiled back, "I have no idea. Now start the game." It turns out they were playing X-Men Legends 2 in sparring mode. Swift Heart was Rogue and Grumpy was Gambit. She ended up totally kicking his butt. "No fair. How do you always win?" She leaned back in her chair smugly, "Cause I'm the best." "Oh yeah?" He leaped at her and began tickling her. "No hahahahahah Grumpy hahahaha stop hahahaha!" "Not till you say I'm the best and you love me." "You're the best ahahhahahahahahahah and I ahahahahhahaha love you." The tickling stopped only to be replaced by Grumpy's lips on her own.
The star buddies decided this was the perfect opportunity to tell them about Dark Heart. Flying over they started to squeak and fly circles. Grumpy, not letting the kiss be broken, held out a paw with a finger up signaling the to hold on. The star buddies ignored him, he persisted in telling them to wait till Swift Heart got fed up with his attention being split, "NOT RIGHT NOW!" The frightened star buddies fled and the two continued their make-out session without a second thought.
This meant they could handle Dark Heart how they wanted.