A/N: Ok, I know Snape and Draco sound extremely childish and OOC. I'm sorry. I just thought it'd be funnier that way:P Please R/R!

"It isn't mine."

"That isn't what you said before."

"So?"

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because I didn't know you were going to accuse me of being a girl!" Draco whined.

"Well, aren't you?"

"No," the blonde replied flatly. "No! No! No!"

Snape covered his ears. "That's it!" he snapped, "Ten points off for screaming like a child."

"I am one."

"Shut up."

"Why don't you both?" a soft voice broke in.

The two stopped arguing (Professor Snape and Draco) and turned to see Dumbledore chuckling as he slid his half-moon glasses on. "Now Severus, may I ask why you have brought Mr. Malfoy here?"

"Because he's a girl," Snape said instantly.

"I am not!"

"There now, let the professor finish speaking," Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he gestured for Snape to continue. "I think I would like to hear this."

"This," Snape shoved the pad in the headmaster's face, "was found in her possession!"

"So what? I don't even know what that is!" Draco protested.

"Would you care to explain Severus?"

Snape blushed.

"Well, I don't care!" Draco yelled. "My father's going to hear about this!"

Muttering to himself, Draco rushed out the office.

"No one calls me a girl and gets away with it."