A/N: I copied a part of this from a funny chinese movie called Better
Halves^^ (The part where Ron wakes Harry up to tell him he likes a guy.)
Henry - I know what you are. Meet me outside your common room tonight at 11. Don't be late, or secrets won't be secrets anymore.
-Draco
Henry felt the blood drain from his face at the last sentence. How did this happen?
"Ron," his voice trembled slightly, "what time is it?"
"Around seven."
"Harry?"
"Yeah?"
"May I borrow your cloak for a while?"
"Sure."
"The Invisibility Cloak."
"Why?" Ron and Harry finally looked up from their game of Exploding Snap.
"Uh, no reason. I just want to go visit uh- Hagrid!" Henry lied.
"That's a great idea, Henry! Let's all go, I'll get the cloak," Harry grinned thinking of the friendly gamekeeper.
"Oh," Henry gasped suddenly. "I'm not feeling too well."
"Are you okay?" Ron grabbed Henry's arm.
"I'm feeling a little dizzy. I just need to rest for a while. You guys go on ahead."
"Are you sure?" Ron eyes flashed with concern. "Maybe we should stay Harry."
Harry looked uncertainly at Henry.
"No. Visit Hagrid!" the boy half-screamed. "I want to know how he's doing," he added softly.
"If you're sure," Ron said, turning to leave.
"I'm sure. Thanks Ron." -- "Greetings Granger."
"Hello Malfoy."
"I know you're a girl, mudblood."
"I am not."
"You are; I have proof." Smirking, Draco pulled a bulging envelope from his robes. Stamped across the envelope was the name Henry Granger.
"Give me that! It's not yours!"
"Well, is it yours?"
"Yes! Now give it here Malfoy!"
Still smirking, the Slytherin opened the envelope. Out spilled the pads and tampons.
Henry paled. -- ~ That Night ~
"Harry! Harry!"
"What?" Harry opened one eye to find Ron shaking his shoulders vigorously. "What?"
"I have something very important to tell you!"
"What is it Ron? Can't it wait 'til tomorrow?"
"No."
"What is it? Just say it already!"
"Harry, I think I like a boy."
Harry's eyes immediately flew open in shock.
"Well? What should I do?"
Rather calmly, Harry replied. "Sorry Ron. I'm straight."
Ron rolled his eyes. "I wasn't talking about you!"
Henry - I know what you are. Meet me outside your common room tonight at 11. Don't be late, or secrets won't be secrets anymore.
-Draco
Henry felt the blood drain from his face at the last sentence. How did this happen?
"Ron," his voice trembled slightly, "what time is it?"
"Around seven."
"Harry?"
"Yeah?"
"May I borrow your cloak for a while?"
"Sure."
"The Invisibility Cloak."
"Why?" Ron and Harry finally looked up from their game of Exploding Snap.
"Uh, no reason. I just want to go visit uh- Hagrid!" Henry lied.
"That's a great idea, Henry! Let's all go, I'll get the cloak," Harry grinned thinking of the friendly gamekeeper.
"Oh," Henry gasped suddenly. "I'm not feeling too well."
"Are you okay?" Ron grabbed Henry's arm.
"I'm feeling a little dizzy. I just need to rest for a while. You guys go on ahead."
"Are you sure?" Ron eyes flashed with concern. "Maybe we should stay Harry."
Harry looked uncertainly at Henry.
"No. Visit Hagrid!" the boy half-screamed. "I want to know how he's doing," he added softly.
"If you're sure," Ron said, turning to leave.
"I'm sure. Thanks Ron." -- "Greetings Granger."
"Hello Malfoy."
"I know you're a girl, mudblood."
"I am not."
"You are; I have proof." Smirking, Draco pulled a bulging envelope from his robes. Stamped across the envelope was the name Henry Granger.
"Give me that! It's not yours!"
"Well, is it yours?"
"Yes! Now give it here Malfoy!"
Still smirking, the Slytherin opened the envelope. Out spilled the pads and tampons.
Henry paled. -- ~ That Night ~
"Harry! Harry!"
"What?" Harry opened one eye to find Ron shaking his shoulders vigorously. "What?"
"I have something very important to tell you!"
"What is it Ron? Can't it wait 'til tomorrow?"
"No."
"What is it? Just say it already!"
"Harry, I think I like a boy."
Harry's eyes immediately flew open in shock.
"Well? What should I do?"
Rather calmly, Harry replied. "Sorry Ron. I'm straight."
Ron rolled his eyes. "I wasn't talking about you!"
