Precious Moments

By: Larien Kennan

Disclaimer:

N – stands for Nothing, which I have in abundance

O – stands for Other people, who own the original HP characters

T – stands for Trial, which I hope to avoid

M – stands for Money, which I have none of

I – stands for I'm a bum without money

N – stands for Nada, which is what I am getting for writing this story

E – stands for Empty handed, which is what you'll be if you sue me

All character depicted here belong to J.K Rowling and a lot of other people who aren't me. Except of course for Minerva Snape. This is just a small glimpse into the childhood of Minerva Snape…evil grin

Artistic Liscense

"We are here . . . again," said Severus. "What is it now?"

Hermione rolled her eyes. Frankly, she was getting tired of going to her daughter's pre-school teacher's office as well.

Ginny Longbottom sighed and said, "Frankly, I'm worried about your daughter's reaction to the arrival of your son. Take a look at these pictures!" The teacher handed the pictures to Hermione and Severus.

One picture depicted the baby Shane with horns, red glowing eyes and fangs. "Oh, my God, he looks like son of the devil!" said Hermione.

Severus saw a tree with a bird's nest where Hermione and he were portrayed as birds with noodles in their mouths. Sitting in the nest was an over-sizedShane with an arrow pointing to him saying, "cuckoo." On the ground was a little blue egg with an arrow pointing at it calling it "Minerva." He frowned, looking confused. "I don't get it," he said, scowling at Ginny.

"She said she saw on a nature show that occasionally a cuckoo will dump their egg into the nest. The cuckoo chick then kicks the rightful chick out of the nest and takes everything for itself."

Hermione put her hands over her face and moaned. "I thought she was finally getting used to him."

"Here's another picture."

This one had Minerva playing whack-a-mole, except instead of moles were little Shanes popping out of the holes to be smacked by the mallet.

Severus looked constipated.

Ginny then said, "I can recommend a counselor if you like . . ."

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