And still... I own nothing but the OC, and thanks for the reviews-I'll try to improve my French yep yep.
Bastion woke up to finding himself at the Academy's infirmary with Jaden, Syrus, Chazz, and Alexis at his bedside. "H-how did I get here?" Bastion asked, his eyes half way opened.
"Ha ha, finally awake now, huh pizza-face?" Jaden shouted happily in his face. Syrus and Alexis giggled.
"Pizza face? Why would you call me- oh, wait. I remember,"
"Jeez, your face is totally inflated, and its all disturbingly rashy," Alexis observed, shivering the whole time saying so.
"Why THANKS for the reassurance Alexis, that makes me feel soooooo much better," Bastion snapped. He picked up a handheld mirror that was conveniently located near himself and began observing his face. "Goodness, this seems incurable!" Bastion said to himself. The infirmary's nurse strode to the opposite side of the bed from where Bastion's friends sat. She held a tube of medication in her hand.
"You seem to have a serious allergic reaction," The nurse announced.
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, really?" Bastion remarked.
"Ewww," Chazz leaned closer to Bastion's face to get a closer look at his disgusting facial rash. "Wow, it must really suck to be you right now," Chazz informed.
"I know, now will you please stop with the comments about my face?" Shouted Bastion. There was a long silence in the room. Until Syrus whispered...
"...so gross dude..."
"Shut up!" Bastion threw a pillow at the little blue-haired kid, but missed.
"Settle down everyone," the nurse ordered, "Now Bastion, what exactly are you allergic to?"
"Squid and Octopus"
"Did it get in your mouth?"
"...It tried to eat my face!"
"So it got in your mouth?"
"YES!"
"Okay, just try to stay away from Squid and Octopus then, all right?"
Bastion shook his head in disappointment, and under his breathe he muttered something like, 'Tell me something I don't know you stupid lady...'
"I heard that, you little turd..." The nurse also muttered. "Now, for the next two days, I want you to put a dime size amount of this ointment on your palm and spread it evenly on your face. If it doesn't clear up on the third day, come see me again," The nurse instructed as she handed Bastion the tube of ointment. "Oh, by the way, you might want to thank the students that helped you: Alexis' brother Atticus..." The nurse spent a hesitation to turn to Alexis, who paid some attention to hearing her brother's name, "..and Adelaide, the French student with the short brown hair, you know?"
"Ah, so she IS back," Alexis spoke.
"You know who she's talking about?" Chazz asked her.
"Yeah, she just came back on a long term off-campus because there was some family issues going on back home, which is why you probably haven't seen her around when you guys arrived at this school, and according to what I've heard, her father died in France and had to move in with her mother and older brother in America. She was gone for quite some time and surprisingly, the academy allowed her the absence," Alexis lectured.
"Oh, so she's French...," Bastion said in interest.
"And that been some kind of a problem since she can't speak English too well, but she could understand it. Her language tutor should be arriving soon since she's back and all."
"Is she any good at dueling?" Jaden asked.
"This is her second year here. Last year, out of the top 200 best dueling students, she placed 17th, which isn't too bad (placing first, being the best),"
"Nice," Syrus commented, with an impressed look on his face.
"Okay, of all people, why did your brother help her get me to the Infirmary?" Questioned Bastion.
"I have two guesses. One: He goes to the beach at an early hour and Two: He knows some French, so he must have saw her trying to help Bastion and assisted them," Alexis replied.
"That's nice of Atticus and... Uh... The French girl, be sure to thank them, Bastion," Jaden assured.
"Her name is Adelaide... I think," Bastion thought out loud. "I think she was trying to tell me her name in French, so I couldn't understand it very well..."
"E-excusez-moi..." The French student stood at the entrance of the infirmary with a box in her hands. (translation: excuse me)
"Wow, she's kinda cute!" Syrus admired, blushing at the same time. Adelaide made her way to Bastion greeting his friends at the same time. Her pale face turned to an embarrassed reddish color.
"Je suis désolé au sujet de ce qui s'est produit hier et je vous espère sentir mieux," She hands the box to Bastion. "Je vous ai obtenu un cadeau, J'espère que vous l'aimez- Je l'ai fait moi-même," Adelaide quickly exits the room out or embarrassment. (translation: I'm sorry about what happened yesterday and I hope you feel better. I got you a gift. I hope you like it. I made it myself.)
"Err... That was nice of her," Bastion stated. He opened the box and took out a slice of strudel topped with icing, strawberries, a couple of blue berries, slices of kiwi, and a sliver of mandarin orange.
"Oh sweet lord of Heaven, FOOD!" Jaden yelled, about to dive at Bastion's gift, but interrupted by Alexis' and Chazz' restraining arms of doom. Alexis then slaps the back of Jaden's head.
"That's not for you!" Alexis, Chazz, and Syrus scold in unison.
As Alexis and Chazz restrain Jaden and Syrus wipes the drool off his face with a napkin, Bastion sits in the bed looking down at the confectionery admiring its appearance. He removes one strawberry, eats it, and smiles. Silently he says, "Thanks Adelaide."
Outside of the Infirmary in the school hallway leans Adelaide trying to listen to Bastion's reaction of her gift, and hears his quiet appreciation. She smiles and walks toward to the end of the hallway, meeting Atticus.
"il l'aiment?" Atticus asks. (translation: Did he like it?)
"Je suis assez sûr il . Merci de m'aider," Adelaide replies with a cute smiling expression. (translation: I'm pretty sure he did. Thank you for helping me.)
Okay, it wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be, but I still got to write down some more funny situations. And...
JadensorXD: Ha ha ur face is t eh LOL
Bastionator012: shaddap n00b
Ginormusbluhair: so ugli makes me wanna volmit
Ginormusbluhair: vomit
Chazzexanderthegreat: U G L Y u aint got no alibi.
Lexis99: U UGLY! Luv that song thngy.