Okay. This story was originally taken off this site because it was in chatroom format. Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. I liked it the other way better, but stupid rule-followers had to have me screw it all up to get it back on the site. This story is quite hilarious by the way.
Note: I use some of the original Japanese names, thus Yamis(dark versions) and Hikaris(lighter, nicer versions) have different names: Ryou-Hikari, Bakura-Ryou's Yami. Yugi-Hikari, Yami-Yugi's Yami. (I didn't know what other name there was for him so this will do.) Malik-Hikari,(right? maybe it's the other way around... but this is the way it is in this story. Sorry if its backwards.) Marik- Malik's Yami. As for Japanese names translated to English for those who don't know: Anzu - Tea, Seto - Kaiba (duh!) Honda - Tristan. Not all names are in Japanese cuz some are too hard to spell. Okies... on with the story!
One more thing: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of these characters.
We've pulled the Yu-Gi-Oh! gang out of school or whatever they were doing at the time and shoved them into a small house with no way out. It's going to be interesting to see how they interact with each other or what kind of chaos they can cause. Warning: All Yami's have their own bodies so be cautious. Flying objects ahead. Enter if you dare.
Day 1
Bakura walks past Joey's bedroom door and hears him mumbling in his sleep. Joey is screaming, "No... shut up! DOUGHNUTS!"
"SHUT UP YOU MORONIC MORTAL!" Bakura yells back at the drooling idiot, waking him with a start as he falls onto the floor with a thud.
"Man, what's your problem?" He asks, rubbing his head that hit the floor when he fell.
Bakura is fuming with anger and screams back at Joey, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU IDIOT? I'M STUCK IN THIS LVING HELL WITH YOU DUMBASSES FOR THREE MONTHS AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST DAY!"
"Sheesh... I was just asking. Damn, don't get all emotional." Joey retorts.
"EMOTIONAL? I'LL SHOW YOU EMOTIONAL!" Bakura screams back as he pulls a dagger from his back pocket and prepares to attack.
Luckily for Joey, Ryou walks past and spots his Yami holding a dagger, poised and ready to attack Joey. "What the?" He catches Bakura by surprise and snatches the dagger away asking a million questions a second. "What in bloody hell do you think you're doing? And where did you get this?" He waves the dagger around in his Yami's face, tired of him trying to kill his friends and ruin his life. "I thought I took all the sharp and pointy objects away from you!
Bakura simply ignores the question as he sulks away, cursing under his breath.
"Woah... I thought I was a goner for sure. Thanks, man." Joey exhales a breath of relief.
Ryou, who is also ticked off, walks out of the room responding with, "Yeah... yeah... whatever."
Joey raises a questioning eyebrow before getting dressed out of his pajama bottoms a white T-shirt and into his normal clothing. He walks down the stairs and peers into the tiny living room. Most everyone is gathered around the five-inch television, pushing and elboing each other in the ribs to get the best view.
Malik is stretched out on the sofa, not allowing anyone but himself to occupy it. The sock commercial he has seen so many times and has memorized every word comes on and he starts twitching his foot, making it seem like his sock is talking. In a high pitched voice he mimics the tv, "I have a feeling we're gonna be BEST FRIENDS!"
Duke, who is also repeating the commercial says, "Things can get pretty ugly when you're bored."
Yugi sighs out of boredom. "This is pathetic... I mean sitting around doing nothing all day in this tiny, cramped house. THIS THING AIN'T EVEN AS BIG AS AN APARTMENT!" At that statement, he throws up his hands, accidentally smacking Anzu in the face. "Whoops... and why are we here? They never even told us why they put us in this dang house in the first place! There's no way out either!"
"I never thought I would say this," Bakura interrupts, "But Yugi is right. I've tried everything, opening the windows, the doors are locked from the outside, and the walls can't be blown up. The windows are made of this strange plastic stuff that can't be broke. DAMN IT TO HELL!"
"Okay," Seto says calmly, "I believe the secret to surviving these torturous days with you insolate bastards is to try not to kill each other... despite everyone's ingorance. I belive that I can maintain my sanity if you all would stay away from me and don't talk at all. Well actually, you guys go ahead and kill each other, leave me out of this."
"You dumb fuck asshole," someone mumbles under their breath.
Seto looks up and glares around the room for the culprit, not finding anyone, he goes back to staring at the couch intensely for no reason whatsoever.
"Try not to kill each other? Too late..." Bakura smirks evilly.
"What do you mean too late?" Anzu looks over at the maliciously grinning Bakura.
"Bakura already tried killing Joey this morning," Ryou replies.
"Look out insanity! Here we come!" Yami screams, thrwing his hands up and walking over to the couch, yelling at Malik to scoot or else he'll sit on him.
"Bakura was insane before we even got here so what's new?" Honda replies smugly.
Bakura glares daggers at him and in return, finds the nearest sharp object he can find and hurls it at Honda.
"GAH!" Honda screams before he ducks when he notices the pair of scissors flying towards his face. "HEY YOU BASTARD!"
Bakura finds a electric fan next and, waving it around like a lunatic, charges fullspeed at Honda.
Honda screams like a girl and runs into the kitchen, which is less than ten feet away from where they are standing, trying not to trip over the couch and mass of people as he makes his daring escape.
"COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!" Bakura screams, charging after the fleeing human.
Marik, Malik, Yami, Yugi, Seto, Joey, Anzu, Serenity, and Ryou all sit there, dumbstruck as they listen to the sounds of Honda's girly screaming and the falling of kitchenware onto the ceramic tile floor.
"I imagine someone should go help the poor guy," Ryou suggests. He looks around at the people, who are remaining in their seats, as if they were glued there. "Well everybody don't run off at once."
He responds to the silence sarcastically.
He walks into the kitchen and comes back out with a worried expression on his face. "They're gone!"
"But there isn't any other way out of there besides..." Seto was interrupted by a crashing noise coming from below their feet.
Everyone else finishes his sentance for him, "The cellar!"
Serenity grabs a baseball bat from a random closet. "Normally I wouldn't use one of there but... desperate times call for desperate measures!"
All of them travel through the wreckage that was once the kitchen and down to the cellar where they find Bakura, who has found an axe, ready to slice Honda in hal. Honda is backed into a corner with a plastic spoon in his hand, trying desperatly to stab Bakura with it.
Bakura screams, "DIE YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL!" as he raises the axe above his head, only to be pulled backwards by a heavy object. Yugi is hanging from the axe blade which Bakura still has a hold of, trying to shake him off. Ryou is attacking Bakura, also trying to save Honda.
"Damn you Ryou, you pathetic little weakling! What in sam hell are you doing? Get out of my way!" Bakura shouts in anger at his hikari.
Ryou, who is sick and tired of his yami's cursing and whining, kicks him where the sun don't shine. (If you catch my drift!)
Bakura lets go of the axe, making Yugi, who was still hanging onto it, fall to the ground with a thump. Bakura doubles over in extreme pain.
Ryou screams in a strict and serious voice, "DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN OR I WILL SHOW YOU WHO THE WEAK ONE IS!"
Bakura nods his head slightly.
"GOOD!" Ryou storms past everyone and up the stairs in a rage.
The rest of them look up the stairs curiously, for they've never seen sweet little Ryou get so vicious before.
"Oh!" Yami's brain clicks with an idea. He glares evilly at Bakura, who is hunched over on the floor in pain. He whispers something into Seto and his hikari's ears. They glare evilly and nod thier heads in unison.
All the while this plan is storming in their heads, Bakura is thinking, 'DAMN! Ryou's got a lot of strength in those scrawny little legs of his. OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWW!'
Yami, Seto, and Yugi grabs Bakura's legs and drag him off towards a closet in the cellar.
"I think this will do fine!" Seto grins as he opens the door and Yugi and Yami throw him in.
Bakura is still in pain, clutching onto his... somethings... and listens as they snicker evilly and click the closet door shut. 'SHIT!' He thinks, 'I'm going to get those three for this!'
Yugi locks the closet door. "That outta hold him for a while."
So, for the rest of the day, the gang kept out of the way of the very pissed off Ryou. Every now and then, something would break then Ryou's voice would follow with a loud swear. They explored the lost chambers of the mysterious cellar. That is... until they found a cassette player.
Anzu presses the play button, for there is an old cassette in it. "What the hell is this?"
They listen as the Macarena plays. Out of nowhere, Marik chimes in with the song while doing the dance to it until the others caught on.
Bakura overcomes the pain and stands up. He starts to punch the daylights out of the door because it was resisting his futile attempts to open it. "DAMN IT! LET ME OUTTA HERE!"
Sorry, that chapter wasn't as funny as upcoming chapters. Please review. I need to know what I can change before I rewrite the other chapters.