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Day 2
After dancing to the Macarena all night and acting like total loons, we find the gang zonked out and scattered all over the cellar floor, sleeping. Ryou is upstairs, snoring with the T.V. on. Bakura is still trying to find a way out of the closet, and he's getting kind of bored and hungry. Ryou stirs.
Ryou wakes up, groaning and yawning. "Hey… where is everybody? Oh yeah, they're downstairs." He assures himself before sighing. "I'd better make breakfast." He gets up, stretches, turns the television off, then stumbles into the kitchen.
Ryou starts gathering anything and everything out of the refrigerator and the cabinets and sets them on the counter top.
"Okay… let's see, hmmm… waffles, eggs, cereal, pancakes… what's the difference between waffles and pancakes?" He wonders and talks to himself. "Anyways… bacon, bagels, and uh oh… doughnuts. I think that I should hide these from Joey. I'll make bacon and eggs, maybe the pancakes too."
Ryou starts to prepare breakfast as a few of the partiers start to come to.
Marik yawns and hears someone upstairs making the pots and pans bang together. "What the?" He gets up and starts to head toward cellar stairs, but steps on Duke, Yami, and Malik as he struggles to wade through the mass of bodies and junk piled up on the floor.
"HEY! Watch it!" Yami grumbles at him sleepily.
"WELL MOVE!" Marik retorts.
Malik grumbles and rolls over as Marik kicks him, but remains asleep. "BUBBLES!" he screams before he starts making popping noises. "Pop… pop… pop…"
Yami, Marik, and the now awake Duke stare at Malik suspiciously. Duke has a scared expression on face. "Bubbles?" He questions as Yami rolls his eyes.
The three go upstairs to find Ryou trying to fix breakfast.
"Whatchadoin?" Marik asks.
Ryou jumps at the sound of Marik's voice right behind him. "Oh… ummm… making breakfast?"
"Good, cause I'm starved," Yami says.
"Okay, I'll be back in a moment." Duke says before he travels into the next room, then upstairs to take a shower.
"I think I should leave those pancakes there for a while…" Ryou yawns. "I'm still a little tired." He walks into the living room and lies down on the sofa.
Yami starts fidgeting around with the coffee maker while Marik goes downstairs to wake the others.
Yami simply nods his head and sticks out his tongue as he fiddles around with the coffee machine.
Down in the cellar, Marik kicks Seto, Anzu, Yugi, Serenity, and Joey awake, while he struggles with waking Malik. He's still screaming "BUBBLES!" and making the annoying poppy noises with every blow to his side he takes. "Pop... pop... pop!"
While Malik is making a fool of himself in his sleep, the others stare at him wide-eyed, while some are plotting some kind of evil blackmail and revenge. They hear Yami yell and then a thump. They all rush upstairs to see what the matter is, leaving Malik in his dream with his bubbles.
"Wha... what happened? What's the matter?" Serenity stutters.
"The... the... the... the thing!" Yami replys, lying on the floor and pointing at the coffeemaker.
"What thing? SPIT IT OUT!" Seto complains.
Anzu steps in and answers his question for him. She taps him on the shoulder then points over at the coffee machine, which has now burst into flames, along with the help of the burning pancakes.
Joey spots the doughnuts on a shelf above the flaming stovetop. "NO! MY DOUGHNUTS!" He jumps into the flames to save the doughnuts, but his shirt catches on fire. Idiot. "AHHH!" He screams while running in circles with his shirt on fire and his doughnuts in his hands, protecting them from the flames.
Serenity grabs the nearest object, which is a frying pan, and starts hitting Joey, trying to put the flames on his shirt out.
"AHHH! SERENITY! YOU'RE... NOT... HELPING!" Joey yells.
Serenity stops hitting Joey with the pan. "Oh... sorry."
Ryou comes running into the kitchen with a fire extinguisher and sprays it all over Joey.
Joey is now dripping with the foamy-stuff from the fire extinguisher, also is burnt and bruised from Serenity trying her best to help him. "Uggh... I think I'm gonna go take a shower..."
Yami is still freaked out by the coffee machine going haywire and short-circuiting. "Duke's... already... up there."
Joey listens for a moment. "I don't hear the water running. He must be done." He heads upstairs.
Yugi smells something and questions, "Is something still burning?"
"I think that was Joey's hair," Honda replys.
Joey is halfway up the stairs and screams, "I HEARD THAT!"
Honda snickers.
"Wait a minute... THE PANCAKES!" Ryou screams, useing fire extinguisher on the smoldering pancakes and stovetop. He smiles and looks around innocently. "Ummm... breakfast anyone?" He holds up soaked, burnt pancakes.
"Uhh... I think I'll just have cereal." Anzu replys.
Everyone except for Malik, who is dreaming about bubbles in the cellar, Duke, who is upstairs getting dressed, Joey, who is trying to restore his burnt hair in the shower, and Bakura, who has been forgotten in the cellar closet, prepares their breakfast without help from the stove or coffee machine. Duke stumbles down the stairs, acting very strange.
"Whoa... I think there is something in the water around here." Duke notices the half-burnt kitchen. "What happened here?"
"Ummm... long story. Here..." Ryou reponds, shoveing a bowl of cereal toward Duke, "Have some breakfast."
Duke looks at the clock. "Breakfast at 2:30 p.m. Strange... but okay!"
A weird rattling noise comes from the cellar.
"Wassat?"
"It's probably just Malik again. He must be dreaming about catching butterflies now." Marik rolls his eyes.
Malik yawns and comes up the cellar stairs. "Whatchadoin?" He says before noticing the state of the kitchen. "What..."
Yami interrupts before Malik can finish his sentance. "Don't... ask."
Malik replies happily, "Okay!"
Serenity is still a bit embarrassed by the ordeal they had just suffered through. "I wonder if Joey is alright..."
"Why? What happen..." Malik s cut off by everyone's glares. "Oh... right... no questions."
All of the sudden, the gang all go quiet and stare at Malik's right shoulder.
"What?" Malik asks but then shuts up as he feels something crawling on his shoulder. He glances at whatever is on his shoulder and sees a gigantic spider sitting there. "AHHHHH!"
Joey comes running down the stairs with only a towel on. "What? What is it?" He spots spider, screams "HOLY HELL!" before dashing back up the stairs.
"Thanks for the help Joey..." Yugi says sarcastially before taking a flyswatter and starts trying to smash the spider on Malik's shoulder, but hits Malik in the head with it instead/
"DAMN IT! WILL YOU PEOPLE AIM INSTEAD OF JUST RANDOMLY HITTING SOMETHING, HOPING TO SMASH WHATEVER THE HELL YOU'RE TRYING TO?" Malik yells, outraged but still freaking out by the spider.
"Sorry for helping..." Yugi snaps back.
Malik starts jumping around like a madman while the spider hangs onto his hair. The others just stare awestruck. The spider finally gives up and falls on the floor.
Anzu steps amd squishes the spider. "Ewww! Gross!"
The spider goes to spider heaven.
Serenity looks at clock, which the time had flown past. "Dang... it's 5:30 already, and we've trashed two parts of the house... the cellar and kitchen. And we've tried to kill how many people today?"
"I think... two... Joey and Malik." Seto responds.
"I'm bored now," Yami says randomly.
"I can't help but to think that maybe... just maybe we've forgotten something," Ryou thinks aloud while Bakura sits in the closet, slowly going insane(r).
"I know what it was!" Marik springs up and runs down to the cellar, rummages around for a while, then comes running back upstairs, holding the cassette player. "I think this thing has a radio on it." He flips a switch and tunes it. "Yup..."
Joey comes back downstairs, fully dressed this time, and peeks around the corner, just to make sure that the spider is gone. "Hey guys! Wassup?"
"Hey Joey! Where were you when we needed ya? Huh?" Yugi give Joey a glare.
Joey smiles embarrassingly. "I... umm..." He starts to say, but changes the subject. "Hey! What happened to my doughnuts?"
"You ate them... remember?" Honda replies.
"Oh... yeah."
The gang sits around, doing about nothing the rest of the day. Some are tired and fall asleep; most are bored out of their minds, a few listen to the radio, a couple sit and watch television, while Ryou reads. They have all forgotten about Bakura being in the closet, rotting away, and slowly going insane, bit-by-bit.
Bakura drools, "Soooo... hungry... and... bored... must... eat... shoe..."
It took me so long to rewrite that so please review!
