Hey everyone. Sorry it took so long to update. I was being lazy and having computer problems and studying for finals. Which are finally over! YAY! Okay, that and I'm sorry about spelling mistakes. This software I have for this computer does not have spellcheck, and I got a new keyboard so the keys are different. Great... okies on with the chapter. Please review.

P.S. (If I haven't said this before or not, I forget...) I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Viva La Bam, or that freakin Cheshire cat from the drugged up movie/book Alice in Wonderland. The person who wrote that had to be high when they did.

Last we left off with everyone bored out of his or her minds, or actually doing something to keep from going insane. (Good luck with that.) What will they manage to destroy in day 3?

"Boy am I starved or what?" Joey says.

"Yeah, same here," Honda replies. "Hey did we leave the radio on all night?"

They turn to Marik, who is cuddling the radio, still asleep on the floor.

"He's gonna go deaf if he keeps doing that," Yugi says, covering his ears from the blasting radio, which turns up even louder when Marik moves in his sleep.

Joey randomly bursts out with, "HEAVY METAL WAKE UP!" Before grabbing a sweet guitar from out of nowhere, sitting the amp in Marik's ear, and shredding the guitar. The guitar screaches, but Marik still doesn't wake up. Joey lifts an eyebrow at him, then gets another idea. He stands over the still snoozing Marik, and strums down on the guitar. Everytime he strums down, he hits Marik in the head with his fist.

"Joey, you need to stop watching so much Viva La Bam," Honda says before heading toward the kitchen to eat something.

"Yeah, Marik's gonna be deaf and stupid before this is over," Ryou says, rolling his eyes.

"Cool, go for it!" Duke replies with a Cheshire cat grin.

Seto is teasing Malik by calling him Bubble Boy.

"NO! SHUT UP!" Malik screams at him before running upstairs, away from him.

Seto falls back onto the couch, laughing at his own joke.

No one has noticed that Duke has gone missing when they sit down to watch some tv, since there was nothing else to do. Ten minutes into a show, they hear a thudding noise coming down the stairs. When the turn to see what it is, they find a huge deer head staring at them, with spiderwebs hanging from the antlers.

"RAR!" The deer says before charging at them, making the huddle scatter and the tv fall over.

Anzu accidentally steps on Yugi in her frantic rush to not get pummeled; Yami falls on Seto; Joey buries himself in the sofa some more and watches as Yugi runs straight into the wall; Honda tries to hide under the coffee table; Marik has been asleep through everything; and Ryou trips over the recliner and lands on his head.

Ryou is now pinned between the recliner, the corner of the wall, and floor. All the blood is rushing to his head because he is standing on his head. "Ouch..."

Duke is laughing uncontrollably underneath the deer head. "You... shoulda... see... your... faces!" He murmurs inbetween laughs.

"It wasn't funny," Anzu replies, offended at his behaviour, which is a bit unusal for Duke.

"Actually, yeah it was," Honda smirks while watching Duke struggle with trying to remove the deer head from his own head.

"Yeah, now it is," Yami says, breaking into a manical laughter. "Need help, Duke?"

"Maybe..."

"Well, that's TOO BAD!"

"Can someone lend a hand here?" Ryou questions light-headily from behind the chair. His legs are hanging over the back of the chair when Anzu comes up and pushes his feet over. Ryou's ankle hits the floor before he recovers and stands up. "I'm okay... I'm not okay... I promise."

"What the heck has gotten into Duke?" Serenity asks Anzu.

"I don't know..." Anzu replies.

"Hey Duke, what's the first thing that comes to your pathetic little mind when I say the word... eggs?" Yami asks with a smirk.

"SCRAMBLED! WHEE!" Duke goes flying into the sofa, where Joey still hasn't moved from.

"That's your brain doofus, now GET OFFA ME!" Joey screams before pushing him onto the floor.

"Yup, he's lost it," Honda replies before moving out of the way as Duke rolls across the floor and into Marik.

Unbeknownst to anyone, the water in the house has an acidic-like composure to it, and only affects the human brain, kinda like crack. (Remember crack kills! Poor Pokie from my school is going to learn that the hard way.) But, only Duke and Joey had been exposed to it... yet.

"Hey I also found these upstairs in the attic," Duke stops rolling to hold up a couple of baseball mitts and a ball.

"Sweet! I found a bat! Someone should go upstairs and find some more mitts," Serenity says.

"Oooh... ooh, pick me, pick me! I will! Pick me!" Joey waves his hands frantically around in the air, finally showing signs of the acidic water going to his head.

"Okay Joey," Seto says, getting an idea, "Go FETCH!"

Joey barks like a dog before scrambling upstairs on all fours.

"So he really is a dog," Seto says, "I was right all along."

Joey rummages through all the junk that is piled in the attic, before coming downstairs, weilding the prizes. He's collected 8 more gloves, making a total of 10.

"But, wait, we have 11 people, only 10 gloves," Anzu says. Everyone looks at each other evilly and dives in for a glove. Ryou is being pushed out of the way, so he doesn't get a glove. He sighs and sits down on the recliner and watches the game.

Marik has awakened about 10 minutes ago, and has an extreme headache and multiple bumps on his head. Despite the pain in this head, he declares himself as a team captian. "Okay, I pick Malik, Duke, Seto, and Serenity for my team. Yami you take Joey, Anzu, Yugi, and Honda. Okay! Let's PLAY BALL!"

They sit down paper plates for bases and begin the game.

Joey is the first to bat, then Yugi, Honda, Yami, and Anzu. On the opposing team, Malik is pitching, Serenity is catcher, Seto's on first, Duke's on second, and Yugi is on third. Batter up! Malik pitches the first strike, and the crowd goes wild! Ryou... Ryou... RYOU! I said the crowd goes wild, that's your cue! Put that damn book down and watch the game! Joey stomps his foot on the ground on gets ready for the next pitch. and here it comes... WHAM! It's outta here! And... now it's stuck in the wall. Somebody tell me why Duke is playing ring-around-the-rosie with himself. Joey rounds first, second, third. It's the first homerun of the season folks!

As the day proceeds, the gang continues playing baseball, once or twice almost hitting Ryou in the head with the ball. Ryou deflects the ball with his book screaming, "Hey! Watch it!"

...And Bakura is still locked in the closet, rocking back and forth in fetal position mumbling to himself. Will they ever find him in time? "La, la, la, la... MONKEY!"

Yes... 3rd Chapter. Please review. 127 hits and 7 reviews... pathetic. You guys are making me feel so unloved.