Haha. I was in the adjustment center for like, 2 days and we didn't do anything. So I wrote more to the story then ... and if I don't get a chane to update ... it's because it's crazy over here right now. 3 bomb threats at school in one week. WHOO! lol

"Yeah. Lindsey called me and asked me to came cook. I told her I was busy, so I felt bad after I hung up. I finished the work as fast as I could and drove over." Gil stood in the doorway and looked around slwoly.

"What the hell happened?" Gil asked walking into the house.

"Well um... Lindsey decided to take a chance and throw flour at me." Catherine said trying to get some flour out of her hair. "But why are you ... Lindsey really called you?"

"I guess she was afraid of your cooking." Gil said smiling.

"I could've sworn I told her not to call you! God! I'm going to kill LIndsey!" Catherine said pointing to the bathroom. Gil carefully wlaked into the house and tried not to step on all the food on the floor. Lindsey had walked back into the living room and froze dead in her tracks when she saw who was standing infront of her.

"Um ... Uncle Gil? Mom?" Lindsey said slowly and walking backwards.

"Hey Linds ..." Gil began, but Catherine cut him off and stared at Lindsey.

"How nice of you to join us." Catherine said smirking.

"But Uncle Gil ... I thought you were busy?" Lindsey said smiling weakly.

"I felt bad for turning down the offer to help cook, and so I wanted to surprise you guys." He said defensivly. Catherine was about to lunge at Lindsey until she moved out of the way and ran for the first thing that popped in her mind. The kitchen. Catherine got up from the floor and ran for the kitchen, pushing Gil out of the way. He stumbled backwards and ran for Catherine.

"I told you not to call him, Linds!" Catherine said smirking and laughing at the same time. Suddenly, Lindsey slipped on all the food on the floor and got dirty again. Gil ran into the kitchen to see what was going on. He smiled as he saw Catherine hold up a carton of eggs in one hand and a cup of sugar in the other.

"Mom? No. PLEASE!" Lindsey said covering her hair and face with her arms. Before Lindsey or Catherine could do anything, Gil pulled on Catherine's hand causing her to be pulled towards him. The eggs flew everywhere. Some landing on Lindsey, but most landing on Gil. The sugar Catheirne had in her hands was everywhere.

"This wasn't my idea of helping out." Gil said wiping the sugar and eggs from his face. Lindsey smiled as their attention drifted away from her. She got up and ran around Gil and Catheirne. They both went to grab her at the same time, and ending up falling on top of each other and hitting the floor pretty hard. Lindsey stopped and grabbed the camera on the counter for a quick picture.

"Oh you guys! You're going to be super famous at the lab once I get this to Greg!"

"Lindsey ... don't you dare!"

"What ya gonna do to stop me, huh Mom?" With that, Lindsey snapped the picture and ran to the comptuer room. She quickly signed on AIM and hoped someone from the lab would be on. She looked at her buddylist and quickly clicked Greg's screen name.

ButterflyLinds74: Greg!
2HOT4 U: Lindsey! What's up?
ButterflyLinds74: I got this hilarious picture of Mom and Uncle Gil. I'll send it to you, kay?
2HOT4 U: Sure. Send it over.

Catherine and Gil were trying to get off the floor, but were failing miserably as they slipped and fell at each attempt.

"I'm going to kill that girl if she's even talking to Greg."

"Cath ... I bet she's just taking a shower or something."

Catherine could hear Lindsey laugh and crawled to the edge of the kitchen floor.

"Gil! She's sending the picture!"

"Well ... I guess we can't stop her." He said smirking. Lindsey sent the picture to Greg ... and laid back in her chair with satisfaction. All of a sudden, the computer screen went black and Lindsey slowly looked up.

"What were ya doin?" Catherine said tapping her foot with her hands on her hips.

"Um ... I gotta ... go ... do ... something!" Lindsey said and running past Catherine. Catherine sighed and laughed to herself after a few minutes. The picture was with Gil on the floor and Catherine was ontop of him. Food was everywhere, and Gil's hands were ... somewhere you wouldn't expect to see. Gil finally got off the floor, and walked into the computer room.

"Did she send it?"

"Yeah. She sent it all right."

"Well ... what are you guys going to eat now that we've waisted all this food?"

"To be honest ... I really don't know."

"Well how about I take you two out for dinner?"

"Gil ... really. you don't have to."

"No. I want to. And besides ... when's the last time all 3 of us had dinner together?"

"Good point ... but ... no food fights! Alright?" Catherine said smiling.

"No problem. So um ... I'll go get cleaned up and come back?"

"Sure."

"Alright. See you in a few." Gil smiled and Catherine walked him to the door. Once he was out of sight, Catherine ran to the bathroom and just as she was about to knock on the door, Lindsey had swung it open.

"Whoa! Mom! Get a shower!"

"Linds ... go get dressed. And in something nice, too!"

"Why? Someone die?"

"Linds! Gil is taking us out to dinner. And no food fights, tonight!" Catherine said yelling from inside the bathroom. Catherine quickly got a shower, and started getting ready for her night out with Gil and Lindsey.

Whatcha guys think? Funny? Corny? rofl!