Yes, finally! Took me long enough to rewrite this, so enjoy. Oh yeah, and I'll let you pet my baby ferret if you review.
I do believe I've said this before, but I do not own any of the characters in this story and one of these quotes I got from Fairly Oddparents. No, I don't own that either. And, to make up for lack of pages, I got the last sentence from a site called Bakura's Nightmare. Really awesome site and they said I could use the quotes so it's perfectly legal! And also, because I love the Goonies and Chunk so much, I had to pu tin a scene from that movie in here. Just ot clarify that I do not own it or Chucky the Possessed doll either.
Seto walks upstaris to go take a shower, not knowing the acidic water made Joey and Duke goe insane. Honda looks down as his stomach rumbles and says, "So... hungry. I'm losing my mind! There isn't anything to east around here!" He glances over at Bakura, who is chewing on a sock in his sleep. The sock is on the dozing Ryou's foot, which begins to twitch. Bakura then growls wolf-like as he hangs onto Ryou's sock with his teeth.
Malik is, once again, is annoying everyone in the house who is listening by singing, "The penguins are coming to take me away hahah! They're coming to take me away haha hehe hoho. TO THE FUNNY FARM! Where life is good all the time!"
Marik then put his hand over his hikari's mouth, trying to shut him up, but Malik keeps singing despite of it.
Yugi is making stupid faces, trying to keep himself amused. He crosses his eyes and sticks out his tongue as Serenity looks at both him and Malik with a scared expression on her face.
"That's right Serenity, be afraid, be very afraid," Yami says in a very dark voice.
She then looks at him, scared too as Anzu begin one of her annoying friendship speeches and they all scream, "NO!" She stops.
Ryou wakes up a bit later and notices Bakura chewing on his sock, and, backing up and yelling, he rips the sock completly off his foot. He thinks, 'I was wondering why my foot felt wet... ew.'
Bakura just simply continues eating the sock in his sleep.
"We are going to have to do something about him before he trys to kill one of us again," Serenity says, pointing at Bakura.
"We?" Marik asks.
"We can mean anything! We thhree, we the people, or my favorite, WHEE!" Joey says, spinning in circles and tripping over Malik.
"Hey!" Malik screams.
"Hay makes horse poop," Duke says, smiling.
All the while, Yugi is still trying to entertain himself, completely unaware of what is going on around him.
Yami reappears out of nowhere, for no one knew he was gone, holding a straightjacket. He grins evilly, glancing over at Bakura.
"Not again," Ryou says, rolling his eyes. "You guys are going to have to deal with him yourself this time."
"Okay! Can do!" Yami replies, putting Bakura into the straightjacket. "Ya'll won't believe what else I found in the attic! C'mon!" They follow him over to the stairs, only to see Seto stumbling down them idiotically, holding his head.
He is half concious and trips and falls down the stairs, bowling over everything... and everyone, in his path, including Yami, Marik, Malik, Serenity, Anzu, and Ryou.
"Ouch!" Serenity says.
"Damnit!" Marik yells as he's bowled over.
"What the?" Anzu says.
"WHEE!" Malik screams, flinging his arms into the air.
"Great scott!" Ryou yells.
Joey and Duke then scream randomly from around the corner, "An apple a day keeps the busdriver away!"
Ryou peers around the corner suspiciously and states, "That was strange."
Marik asks, "Busdriver?"
"Who knows?" Anzu replies.
The gang runs up the stairs, leaving the half concious Seto lying facedown on the floor. IN the attic, they rummage around looking for... well, who knows what?
Yami coughs, "Dang dust."
"I wonder how old this house really is," Serenity says. Honda shrugs his shoulders in reply.
Joey had followed them up the stairs, saying, "I remember this placey-ma-jigg! Ooh... wassat?" He places a fishbowl on his head. "It's a hat!" Marik comes by, hits the top of the fishbowl, making it fall over Joey's face, so now its stuck.
Marik finds some weird junk and gets an evil idea. Collecting it, he takes the junk downstairs.
Serenity is walking around, half afraid of the attic. She bumps into the something and slowly turns around to see the head of an old bearskin run staring at her dully. She then screams and retreats downstairs, almost falling over Seto, who's still not fully concious yet.
Yami walks over to a covered-up trunk of somekind. He rips the covers off of it and opens the lid. He stares at the thing inside, wide-eyed. "Daddy?" he asks at he stares at a mummy which is lying in the sarcophagus. Wrapping his arms around the mummy, he screams, "DADDY!"
"Okay, enough of this," Anzu says, taking Yami's arm and dragging him downstairs.
Ryou spots some firecrackers and matches and, thus turning quite evil, hides them in his pockets and walks downstairs.
Joey is walking around, his vision screwed up by the glass fishbowl, and runs into the walls, falling down the stairs, onto Seto.
Honda goes to take a shower. (Nobody has figured out that the people who go into the shower come out crazy. Idiots.)
"Screw this, I'm gonna go play tiddley-winks," Malik says before walking away.
In the living room, Marik is sitting on the couch, making a Yami voodoo doll. Bakura has woken up, but hasn't quite figured out why he can't move his arms. Honda has made himself a milkshake when he hears a police siren coming from outside the house. Thinking the police might be able to help them get out of the house, he presses himself and his milkshake against the window. The milkshake, being compressed between his hand and the window, explodes all over him. "Shit!" He screams.
Seto sits on the floors, "Duuuuuuurrrrr..."
"Hey! Look what I found!" Aunzu says excitedly as she carries a bottle of what looks like booze from the kitchen.
"Dare ya to drink it!" Duke says as everyone chimes in, chanting, "Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!"
"Okay!" Anzu guzzles the stuff and it turns her into a doll that can talk and move and all that crap.
"It's Chucky's bride!" Duke screams and points at her, "Get her!"
"What?" Anzu says, confused, but gets thrown into the garage with the evil Chucky doll. "NO!"
"Finally no more annoying friendship speeches," Honda sighs in relief.
Bakura tries to make the peace sign underneath the straightjacket and screams, "PEACE!"
Like I said I know it took a while to rewrite this. I was working on my school work. Rosco, my new baby ferret, and I will love you forever if you review.