Okies, don't really have much to say this time except that this may just be the last chapter unless I come up with anything witty and funny for more chapters. This was written about a year ago so I haven't been working on new chapters in a while, just rewriting the old chapters to put up again.
And, once again, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of these characters. And I don't own the South Park quote near the end of the story and thats it.
Ryou has woken up before anyone else and has set firecrackers under Seto, Yugi, Duke, and Marik's head while they're still asleep. He lights them and runs away to behind the recliner, laughing evilly under his breath. All the firecrackers go off at the same time, setting off a loud BOOM!
All the others awake at the sound of the explosion or at the victims screaming.
"What the hell was that?" Serenity glances at Marik, who's hair is half burnt from the sparks.
Ryou remains behind the recliner, trying not to crack up laughing.
Joey, who's head is still stuck in the fishbowl, making his face oddly distorted, is staring at something in his head and drooling. The fishbowl is gradually filling up with the drool, all the while Yugi, who has slightly recovered from the blast, is waving his hand around in front of Joey's face.
"Joey... Joey... JOEY!" he yells, trying to wake him from his daze.
Bakura suddenly wakes up screaming, "AHHHH! THE GNOMES ARE ATTACKING! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF!"
insert cricket chirp here
Bakura looks around nervously at the staring audience. "STOP STARING AT ME!" he screams before running away. Ryou, who has bottled his laughter for the past five minute, suddenly bursts out laughing, breaking the silence and scaring Seto. Ryou laughs so hard at himself that he falls over and hits his head on the wall. "Ow..."
Malik, out of curiousity, jumps on the recliner to see who is there. The recliner falls over ontop of Ryou as Malik squeaks like a mouse.
"Hey! Damn it!" Ryou curses, being pinned between the recliner, the wall, and the floor. "Get this thing off me!"
Duke trots drunkenly over to the trapped Ryou and says in a babyish voice, "If you say pwease!"
"What?" Ryou looks at him with a you've-got-to-be-insane look, "Hell no!"
Yami watches as Seto runs into the wall repeatedly. "We've all gone insane!" he screams, throwing his arms in the air but topples over into the soot-filled fireplace. Yami clears the soot from his eyes and looks up at the brightness pouring in from the top of the chimney. "Wait a minute," he pauses and think, then resumes again,"I think I found a way out of this looney bin!" He then tries to climb up the chimney, but with no prevail.
Bakura, who has ." He thsomehow escaped the wrath of the straightjacket in his sleep, is running about the house, imagining that he is being attacked by "evil lawn gnomes." He plows into Seto, who has made a huge indentation of himself in the wall. Seto falls down, but then starts rolling across the floor, wrapped up in his trenchcoat. "WHEE!"
Marik pokes his Yami voodoo doll as Yami feels the poke and looks around stupidly, screaming, "WTF?" Marik then begins to laugh evilly, coughs, and resumes his manical laughing.
Honda sticks his head in the ventilation vent out of boredom while Joey continues drooling. Yugi is singing the Meow Mix song and Anzu has died in the garage because Chucky killed her. (Authors Note: It's about time Anzu died. I hate her. I really do, she's so annoying in the series.)
Seto and Honda are having a Ding and Dong fight, each one screaming either 'ding' or 'dong' at another when Duke and Malik intervene. Duke screams, "COOKIE!" when Malik screams, "BUBBLES!"
"Will you all just shut the fuck up? GOD!" Ryou screams, becoming more and more annoyed with each passing second.
Bakura grabs a lamp from a desk and begin to swing it around manically. Seto is convienently placed on the floor near him. He aims by sticking his tongue out and swings, screaming, "FOUR!"
Seto then rolls across the floor at an alarming speed screaming, "WHEE!" before crashing into the coffee table.
Marik throws his voodoo doll in the air, catches, and notices that Yami has went flying up through the chimney when he threw the doll. "HEY!" Yami screams at Marik, but pauses for a second to think. "Marik! Throw that doll a little higher this time."
"Whatever," Marik replies relunctantly before throwing the doll up again.
Yami then flies up through the chimney and catches himself on the edge. He pulls himself up and screams, throwing his arms into the air, "I'm FREE!"
"Damn! Why didn't I think of that?" Marik says, frustrated. He throws the voodoo doll across the room and watches as it hits the wall. He then glances out the wondow as a purple, black, blue, and yellow blob flies past the window and into a tree. What seems like hundreds upon thousands of squirrels throw their acorns at him, knocking him fully unconscious. Upon sliding down the tree trunk, four little rats come and take his body away.
"Oh my god! You killed Yami!" Yugi screams, turning to Marik.
"You bastard!" Honda says.
"Oops," Marik says sarcastically and smiles evilly.
Joey is almost up to his nose in drool as his head remains stuck in the bowl. Ryou gives him a weird look before getting an idea. He grabs the fishbowl in his hands and bashes his head into the glass, only to fall backward with a headache. The glass appears unharmed. As he rubs his forehead, he says, "Owwww. I could of swore that would work.
"Smooth move, Ryou!" Malik says, smirking.
They sit and watch as the fishbowl gradually begins to crack, then bursts all the way open with drool flying everywhere. Honda dives behind a couch, screaming, "I've been shot!"
"Hahah! Am I good or what?" Ryou says, crossing his arms and smiling.
"I vote for the 'or what'," Duke replies, who has been the hardest hit with the drool.
"Shut up."
Yay. I finally got this one done. Okies. Please review.