Surprise, Surprise
Today I am taking the whole gang to dinner at the vineyard on me. I know everyone likes that place and it's really fancy so I'm going to take them. There going to love it and they also get a surprise. The only thing I need to do now is ask them but I know I they will say yes. They always will take a free meal.
Well I found out that Eric caved first doesn't that just rock. I'm glad Donna didn't cave first. Or maybe she did and she just threatened him not to tell. She can do that because she is a lumberjack. You never know most things that go on with them because they like to keep everything secret. Hey I tell everyone about my life. Well that is because it's so wonderful. Wow coming in the future did change me back to myself. Well my old self.
Well I got Fez with Nina instead of Caroline, crazy girl. I set a blind date for them. First they both were scared I would pick someone weird. But then they actually started talking to each other. It started to look like they liked each other. At least Fez doesn't have a crazy girlfriend now. I've told her to get some help. She tried to beat me up. I didn't want to hurt her so I told her to never mind what I said.
It sucks I've got to deal with my parents. My parents suck and I have got used to not having parents around. They grounded me this weekend but I don't care I am just going to sneak out. They won't even notice. They don't even care what happens to me. To get me on my better side they buy me presents. That is what most people do to get on my good side. Wow I just realized that. Steven is right. Well I am definitely not telling him that. So back on what I am saying they suck. Worst part of all I have already been a real bitch to them and they still haven't noticed anything different. My mom just told me good job when I was.
So I'm off to the basement to ask the gang to go to the vineyard. Oh and the dinner is on me. I just can't wait to see there faces when I give them there surprise. I mean there just going to have the funniest faces in the world. To bad I won't be there. Oh and just to tell you the surprise is I'm just going to leave them there without any money to pay for there food.
The Basement
Hyde on his chair, Fez on the lawn chair, Donna, Eric, Kelso are sitting on the couch watching TV when Jackie comes threw the doors and sits on the laundry machine.
"Hey guys you like to eat at the vineyard don't you" Jackie asked.
"Ya its pretty good" Donna said not taking her eyes of the TV.
"Well do you guys want to go with me" Jackie asked.
"Well were all not rich like you to pay for a dinner like that everyday Jackie" Eric said turning his face to Jackie "So no"
"It's on me" Jackie said.
"Sure its better then Kelso paying he might do something stupid" Eric said.
"Damn Jackie I wanted to pay for dinner" Kelso said.
"Well to bad" Jackie said.
"So tonight then"
"Sure we will meet you in the driveway at 7" Hyde said.
"Wow Steven your actually going to come" Jackie said.
"Well of course it's a free meal" Hyde said walking out of the basement.
"Why does he always leave the room when Jackie is here" Donna whispered in Eric's ear.
"Because she is the devil" Eric whispered.
"No I don't think so I think they like each other" Donna whispered.
"I am right here I can hear you" Jackie yelled.
"We weren't talking about you" Donna said.
"Ya we were" Eric said.
"Shut up Eric" Donna said.
"Whatever I will see you guys tonight" Jackie said then left.
7:00 P.M in the Driveway
"Hey" Jackie said.
"Hey" Donna said.
"Where are the guys" Jackie asked looking around.
"Oh there coming" Donna said.
"In the circle again" Jackie said.
"Yep like usual" Donna said.
"So what's up with Hyde?"
"Why would I know" Jackie asked.
"Well" Donna got interrupted by the boys coming out.
"You guys ready" Eric asked.
"Yep" Jackie and Donna said.
The vineyard
"Thanks Jackie for bringing us here" Eric said.
"You're welcome Eric" Jackie said taking her napkin and placing it on her lap.
"Hey Fez don't you like that girl" Donna asked point over where Caroline.
"Well I used to until I met with other girl" Fez said.
"Fez got a girl" Hyde said.
"Well Jackie set me up" Fez said.
"What's her name" Eric asked
"Nina and she is the most beautiful girl" Fez said.
"Well besides me" Jackie said smiling.
"No she is way more beautiful than you Jackie" Fez said.
"Burn" Kelso said.
"Whatever" Jackie said
"So what would you like to drink" The waiter came up and asked.
"I like a coke" Jackie said.
"And the rest of us would like a beer" Eric said. About ten minutes later Kelso says he is hungry so I call the waiter over.
"Yes Madame what would you like" The waiter asked.
"We are ready to order" Jackie said. Donna ordered the chicken and everyone else got the most expensive thing on the menu. It's not a smart move to order the most expensive thing on the menu.
"Wait I left my purse in the car Eric could I got get it" Jackie asked.
"Sure" Eric said passing her the keys. Suckers
"Wait guys to you think we should trust her" Donna said.
"Come on she wouldn't just leave us here" Eric said then they here the car pull away.
"Oh my god she did" Eric said.
"What are we going to do" Donna said while she watched Hyde get up.
"Well I don't know but I'm not going to stay here with you squares" Hyde said. He got up and ran as fast as he could out of there.
"Well that was very subtle" Eric said.
"Great now I'm stuck with you mom and dad" Kelso said.
"Ya were stuck with the squares" Fez said crossing his arms.
"Here is all your food" the waiter came up and gave them.
"We are not squares" Donna said getting angry.
"Well you're the parents of this group" Kelso said.
"We are so much cooler than you" Donna said.
"We do cool stuff" Eric said.
"Like what" Kelso said.
"Wait guys where is Fez" Donna said pointing to his empty chair.
"Damn he left to" Eric said.
"Well guys all call my brother to come and save our butts" Kelso said.
"No we do not trust you" Eric said.
"Come on guys would I ever do this to you" Kelso said.
"Yes" Donna said.
"Well I wont" Kelso said.
"Fine" Donna said.
"Donna what the hell" Eric said.
"Well he was going to go get his brother to help us" Donna said.
"He isn't going to come back" Eric said.
"He will come back" Donna said. "I hope" she whispered to herself
30 minutes later
"So Donna is he coming back" Eric said.
"Shut up Eric" Donna then slapped him.
"Would you guys like the check" the waiter came up asked and saw they were done.
"No we would like another drink" Eric said and the waiter left.
"Eric we don't even have money to pay for this" Donna said.
"Well Donna were going to have to stall" Eric said.
In the basement
The circle
"Dude I can't believe you did that Jackie" Fez said.
"That's like the best burn ever" Kelso said.
"Man that was a great burn" Hyde said.
"You know what would make it better" Jackie said.
"I don't know" Fez said.
"We got naked" Kelso said.
"No man it has to be more evil" Hyde said.
"Come here" Jackie said. They all huddled up and Jackie told them all
"That's an awesome plan" Fez said.
"This would be like a mega burn" Kelso said.
"Let's hurry up and get is all planned out so it will be ready when they come" Jackie said. They all agreed and went up stairs to plan there surprise.
Back at the restaurant
"Donna I need to go to the bathroom" Eric said getting up but Donna pulled him back down.
"No you will go threw the window I don't trust you" Donna said.
"Your right I was" Eric said.
"We need to stick together" Donna said.
"In the count of three we will run out of here and push everyone that's in our way" Eric said.
"Eric that's crazy we are not going to run" Donna continued, "We need to sprint."
"Donna if I don't make it tell everybody I love them and Jackie this was a great burn" Eric said.
"Will do" Donna said. They got up, put there jackets on and they sprinted and they even knocked over an old man.
Back in the basement
Hyde is sitting in his seat, Kelso sitting on the lawn chair, Fez and Jackie sitting on the couch and on the table there was a plate of brownies then Donna and Eric came in.
"So I hope your happy you screwed us over" Donna yelled at them.
"Ya I had to run all the way here" Eric said.
"Eric we didn't run we sprinted" Donna said slowly for him.
"Well we all felt bad so we made you some brownies" Jackie said showing up the plate of brownies in there face.
"Well I guess we forgive you then" Eric said.
"I guess I do to" Donna said and they both took a bit of there brownie then about ten minutes later they both had 2 already.
"Well do you guys like them" Kelso asked.
"Wait these don't taste right to me what did you guys put in these brownies" Donna asked.
"Well you know the normal stuff to make brownies and then our special ingredient is Chocolate Super-lax" Jackie said showing them
"What?" Eric said.
"Wait I don't feel anything" Donna said then seconds later they ran to go up stairs.
"Now that was a good burn" Hyde said.
"The best burn yet" Fez said.
"The best surprise" Jackie said.
A/N:Sorry it took so long to update this story. Hope you guys liked this chapter. Please Please tell me what you think of this chapter.