1Let us go back to Li, shall we?
"Get me out of this hole!" Li shouted angrily.
Me can't respond. Silence.
"Yeah right, get your lazy in here!"
Me still can't respond. Must stay out of storyline. But me can hlep.
All of the sudden, a tall blond character dropped down into the hole. It looked suspiciously like-
"Link!" Li ran over to give Link a big hug. "I'd recognise you anywhere with that green hat and tunic!" The figure was so startled that he fell over, and a wig fell unto the floor.
Li saw the whole thing. "YOU LIAR, YOUR NOT LINK!" She picked up the bomb from earlier and chucked it at the figure, sending him flying out of the hole.
"I want LINK!" shouted Li.
The poor fake walked away sadly, looking for some health. "But I thought if you knew I was really Roy from Fire Emblem, you wouldn't like me."

Back in the hole, Li runs into a random tree. "I hate you tree, you're not Link!" She proceeded to tear a branch off and wack the crud out of the poor tree. Then she turned her back just in time to miss it opening two eyes and shedding a single large tear.
Me: urg. Can't intervene. Stupid. Need reiforcements. Sigh. Maybe I can wait a bit until something comes up.

"Gyaaaa!" Link was running like a red bunny through the woods, being persuited by a huge wolf.
The wolf, meanwhile, was panting heavily and swearing somehow in Hyrulian. "Stupid kid, just stop so I can ask you a stupid question!"
Link stopped and considdered this, while the wolf huffed and puffed up the hill, acccidentally blowing down a wood house. "Morons, get some bricks!"
"What do you want?" asked Link.
"Are you miss hood?"
"No."
"Oh. Aren't you going to your grandmother's house to give her some goodies?"
"No. I'm going to the hospital to bring my arch- nemesis some cookies. My cookies!" Link hugged the basket possesively.
"Oh, I must have mistaken you for someone else,"the wolf explained. "I seem to be in a strange place, one I've never seen. Are you in fact a native here?"
"No,"Link replied, "I live here. I don't think I'm a "native", whatever that is." He laughed at the idea, until the wolf informed him that he was a native.
"Well,"Link offered, "D'you want to come visit Ganon with me?"
"Okay."

And if you were wondering, while Link and the wolf make their way to the hospital, Li is still stuck in a hole. She is currently mopin around with the tree branch still in her hand, wacking the wall randomly.
"YOU GET ME OUT A HERE NOW!"
I cannot intervene. I gave her plenty of hints allready.
"What hints? A bomb, a clown, and a tree?"
-cough-the tree, the tree-cough-"What about it? It's just a stupid tree-" Li glanced over at the tree and saw the large tear falling from half-closed eyes. "What the-"
WHAM!
"Oweee! The tree just hit me!"
You hit me first
"Now its talking to me. Just great. If only I had something to climb on to get out of here. Like a ladder, or some footholes, a rope. . ."
-cough-THE TREE-cough-
"We can all hear you. Wait- I could climb the tree."
-norom-
"You spelled it backwards."
-tinrad.-
"I'm getting out of here now. Bye." Li proceeded to finally climb the tree. However, this is a very large and smooth tree, so we shall leave her to that for a while.