1So, Link and the wolf are currently going to the hospital with cookies for Ganon. The wolf arrives half-dead from having to listen to Link's view of the world for the entire trip, but they are now there in one piece. Let us see what they do.

Link entered the hospital with enthusiasm. He could hardly wait to eat all those cookies. The wolf had never been in a hospital before, so he was considderably nervous.
The nice lady at the front desk directed them to the room Ganon was in. They assured Link that he had taken his medication recently, and warned him that the once-evil bad-guy would be a bit tired for about a half hour.
When the two entered the room, they saw a pleasent, clean room with a white bed, white walls, white curtains, and a large portrait of a muffin. The nurse who had led them there informed Link that the portrait had been a request of Ganon's, mistaking Link for the brighter of the two life-forms. Link's old rival looked up from the position he had been in with his back to the wall, sending Link into shock.
"You have grey hair!" Link shouted mockingly. The nurse calmly reminded him that this was a hospital, and he should please refrain from shouting. This had little effect.
"Ha! Wait till Zelda hears this!"
"Yes, well," replied Ganon, his usual powerful monotone dampened, "Truth be known, I'm getting old, and dying it red seemed so useless once I retired. No need for such rough impressions." This sudden calm response would have taken anyone else aback. But remember, this is Link.
"Oh. Okay. Want some cookies? Zelda made them."
The once-dark lord looked up, faintly bored, and replied, "They have sugar in them, I suppose? I really shoudn't eat extra sugar, it's bad for my blood preassure."
Link looked plainly overjoyed, and set about emptying the basket ravenously. The wolf decided that he didn't much like cookies, and went outside to look for squirrels. Ganon was not at all impressed with Link's appearent IQ, but he kept it to himself.
"So, hero of time, what have you been doing all this time? Have you gotten together with that blond of yours?" Ganon finally asked.
"O, nut willy. See duvn't like m'." Link tried to talk, eat cookies, and feel sorry for himself. Needless to say it didn't work very well.
Ganon sighed. "Would you like to take a walk?" he asked.
"Okay. Let's go find the wolf."

In case you were wondering, let us see what Roy has been doing. He has found reasons to be fully unappreciative of the situation.
Roy wandered around through the strange grassy plains. He saw a castle up ahead, but he had no idea what he should do. Perhaps the owner was unfreindly. So he decided to go find some health after the incident with the bomb. This was proving to be challenging. Finally, Roy saw a lone villager out in the feild.
"Excuse me," Roy asked, "How do you find health in this place? I'm from. . . somewhere else."
"If you lose health, to revive yourself you need to find a red potion or a heart. You can find hearts in bushes or rocks."
"You can't be serious," Roy replied blankly. "I'm supposed to go around chopping bushes, and you say that health is just going to fall out?"
The stranger began to repeat his message, and Roy quickly ran away. He came across a row of bushes growing in a perfect circle. Roy was in half a mind to be disbeleiving, but he needed health.
After one short chop, the entire bush exploded, and a small red heart appeared. "What's this? This isn't health. Where's my health bar?" Roy looked up at the top of the screen to see 3 hearts in the top left corner. two of them seemed to be empty. "WHERES MY HEALTH!"
He got so angry that he went up and tried to wack the heart on the ground. The unsuspecting red object was quickly absorbed. Now only one heart was unfilled. "$#&$!"