1So, Link and the wolf are currently going to the hospital with cookies for Ganon. The wolf arrives half-dead from having to listen to Link's view of the world for the entire trip, but they are now there in one piece. Let us see what they do.
Link entered the hospital with enthusiasm. He could
hardly wait to eat all those cookies. The wolf had never been in a
hospital before, so he was considderably nervous.
The nice lady at
the front desk directed them to the room Ganon was in. They assured
Link that he had taken his medication recently, and warned him that
the once-evil bad-guy would be a bit tired for about a half
hour.
When the two entered the room, they saw a pleasent, clean
room with a white bed, white walls, white curtains, and a large
portrait of a muffin. The nurse who had led them there informed Link
that the portrait had been a request of Ganon's, mistaking Link for
the brighter of the two life-forms. Link's old rival looked up from
the position he had been in with his back to the wall, sending Link
into shock.
"You have grey hair!" Link shouted mockingly. The
nurse calmly reminded him that this was a hospital, and he should
please refrain from shouting. This had little effect.
"Ha! Wait
till Zelda hears this!"
"Yes, well," replied Ganon, his
usual powerful monotone dampened, "Truth be known, I'm getting
old, and dying it red seemed so useless once I retired. No need for
such rough impressions." This sudden calm response would have taken
anyone else aback. But remember, this is Link.
"Oh. Okay. Want
some cookies? Zelda made them."
The once-dark lord looked up,
faintly bored, and replied, "They have sugar in them, I suppose? I
really shoudn't eat extra sugar, it's bad for my blood
preassure."
Link looked plainly overjoyed, and set about
emptying the basket ravenously. The wolf decided that he didn't
much like cookies, and went outside to look for squirrels. Ganon was
not at all impressed with Link's appearent IQ, but he kept it to
himself.
"So, hero of time, what have you been doing all this
time? Have you gotten together with that blond of yours?" Ganon
finally asked.
"O, nut willy. See duvn't like m'." Link
tried to talk, eat cookies, and feel sorry for himself. Needless to
say it didn't work very well.
Ganon sighed. "Would you like to
take a walk?" he asked.
"Okay. Let's go find the wolf."
In
case you were wondering, let us see what Roy has been doing. He has
found reasons to be fully unappreciative of the situation.
Roy
wandered around through the strange grassy plains. He saw a castle up
ahead, but he had no idea what he should do. Perhaps the owner was
unfreindly. So he decided to go find some health after the incident
with the bomb. This was proving to be challenging. Finally, Roy saw a
lone villager out in the feild.
"Excuse me," Roy asked, "How
do you find health in this place? I'm from. . . somewhere
else."
"If you lose health, to revive yourself you need to
find a red potion or a heart. You can find hearts in bushes or
rocks."
"You can't be serious," Roy replied blankly. "I'm
supposed to go around chopping bushes, and you say that health
is just going to fall out?"
The stranger began to repeat his
message, and Roy quickly ran away. He came across a row of bushes
growing in a perfect circle. Roy was in half a mind to be
disbeleiving, but he needed health.
After one short chop, the
entire bush exploded, and a small red heart appeared. "What's
this? This isn't health. Where's my health bar?" Roy looked up
at the top of the screen to see 3 hearts in the top left corner. two
of them seemed to be empty. "WHERES MY HEALTH!"
He got so
angry that he went up and tried to wack the heart on the ground. The
unsuspecting red object was quickly absorbed. Now only one heart was
unfilled. "$#&$!"
