Author: And The pointless fic of pointlessness continues!
Ron: Why's it called the pointless fic of pointlessness?
Author: Because it's pointless!
Ron: ….Then why are you writing it?
Author: Because it's pointless!
Ron: But that's not a reason!
Author: It is for me!
Ron: But… but …but-
Author: But is what a goat does.
Harry: What the heck that was SO random, dog! Yo yo yo! It's Harry in the house!
Hermione: Alright this is getting weird!
Harry: True dat, true dat. Yo! Props! Peace out foo!leaves the….er…wherever we are.
Author: Okay on with the story!
News reporter: The wedding is going extremely well, Bob. Right at the moment Harry and Volemort are up there sharing there vows. Lets tune in.
Camera man: goes to the alter, video taping the vows
Harry: Lord Voldermort, you tried to kill me countless times, you murdered my parents, godfather, and millions of innocent people. You've made my life a living hell! There is no other place I'd rather be today than up here with you. I'll love you forever and always. tears of joy leaks from his eyes You make me so miserable.
Audience: Awww. Isn't that sweet.
Voldemort: Harry I first met you when you were a little baby. Ugliest little thing I've ever seen. You looked like a monkey. But as you grew you became even more ugly. Your face disgusts me and always will. I love you.
Audience: tears up that was so sweet!
Minister: Let them be bonded for now and forever! Voldemort you may now kick the bride!
Voldemort: kicks Harry in the stomach and Harry keels over saying "I love you"
News reporter: Wasn't that sweet? Let's go back to Bob at the studio.
Bob: What a sweet wedding. Next when we return hear a tragic story about a building burning down and how poor innocent Carebears burned along with it! tears leak from his eyes I always loved Carebears!
Harry: Aww poor man! Voldy get him a Carebear.
Voldemort: As you wish. waves wand and a Carebear with red eyes and fangs appear in the studio
Bob: Yay a Carebear! Aren't you cute! ... Ow it bit me! The Carebear bit me!
Author: Tune in next time for the reception! That's when all the real action starts!
A/N: please let me know what you think!