1Zelda, meanwhile, had met up with the sages, and
Nabooru was bringing some bamboo poles for sword practice. "It's
about time I get some practice," Zelda mentioned. "With Link
around, I can hardly get any time to myself."
"Girl, I don't
know how you survived," Malon replied, who once again had bribed
here way into a secret meeting with cookies.
"Yeah, it gets
pretty tedious sometimes. And to think: They want me to MARRY
him."Zelda closed her eyes in horror. "I'm just glad I still
have my girlfriends to keep me company. Link should be back at the
castle soon, but he has no clue where I am."
At that
exact moment, Link happened to be on a walk with his old enemy
through a very lovely rose garden. Ganon was tired of listening to
him allready, and the wolf chose not to be discovered. Link however
was skipping around happily and smelling the flowers.
Finally,
Ganon said rather annoyedly, "So, Link, how would you like to go
out somewhere? Out of here, I mean. Somewhere in
Hyrule?"
"Okay!"
"-cough- moron! -cough-" said the
wolf.
"Was that tree just talking?"
"-no-"
"Oh,
okay then. Let's go to the castle." Link began leading Ganon past
the gates and out into Hyrule, informing the guards that "We're
going to my place, don't worry. Nothing could happen." These must
be some stupid guards.
As they walked along the grassy feilds,
Ganon greatly felt homesick for his castle. 'I just have to get rid
of this moron,' he thought. "Hey, Link, why don't you go up to
the castle and see Zelda? I'm sure she'll be happy to see
you."
"Okay!" Link skipped up toward the castle.
"That
was disturbingly easy," muttered Ganon. He decided not to ask,
instead beginning the short walk to his hideout.(He does have a
castle, because I said so!) However, Link never made it to the
castle.