1Back to Li: Li is currently puffing and cursing her head off, trying to climb the tree. At last, victory was near.
"YES, I CLIMBED THE STINKING TREE!" Li put one hand on the grassy earth of Hyrule. . . shouted a glad cry. . . and-
"YAAAAAAA!"
BOOM! "Oof!"

A few minutes later, Li awoke on the bottom of the hole. "$&$!" She spent a few minutes cursing the hole, and all of its existance, then noticed two unconsious figures on the ground. One looked like a wolf. The other seemed to be-
"LINK!" Li ran up to him, as he began to wake up. She was about to hug him, but had a better idea. SMACK!
"Owe, what was that for?" Link asked sleepily.
"YOU KNOCKED ME OUT OF THE TREE AND NOW WE'RE STUCK IN A HOLE!"
"Erm, where am I?"
"IN A STINKING HOLE!"
"Oh. . . um. . ."
"Okay," Li started, trying to remain calm, "Now we'll have to start climbing the tree again. And most likely someone else will come along and nock us down, but we'd better try anyway." So they started climbing. The wolf woke up and ran up the tree and out the top in a split second, making Li so annoyed she lost her ballence and fell on Link, dropping back to the bottom.
"Oooowee," Li groaned. "My head. Link use your ing long shot."
"Where am I?" SMACK "Oowe."

Roy walked up a rocky hillside and saw the side of a steep cliff, overlooking a ravine. On either cliffside there was half of a broken bridge. "How am I supposed to deal with this now?"
He heard a soft clucking sound, and saw a white creature at his foot. "Hey, it's a chicken." He poked it. It continued clucking. "Cool, it didn't do anything. I wonder what would happen if I hit it with my sword."
WHACK. "Cluck." "Cool, it didn't do anything." WACK. WACK. WACKWACKWACKWAKC-
The chicken turned red and started making a strange squaking sound. "What-" Roy was very confused.
"- AAAAAHHHHH!" Large herds of angry birds started chasing poor Roy around the cliff edge. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" SPLASH.
Roy was sent flying headfirst off the edge of the cliff and into the ravine. He hit the water and surfaced to see the chickens had gone away, leaving the single one still clucking randomly.
The current was very swift, and he soon found himself in a lake with an island in the center. On the island was a young lady, danglling her feet in the water. She looked very happy to be there.

Li had finally made it out of the hole with Link, and quickly ditched him as soon as possible. Then she strolled about Hyrule, happy as could be. "I know my way around here and everything. This is so cool." She decided to go to Lake Hylia and see the Zoras.
At Lake Hylia, it was a very long swim to the island, and when Li finally got there she decided to take a break. The water was cool, and the island was perfect. Li couldn't think of anything to make this day go wrong.All the sudden, she saw a figure speeding towards her in the water, carried by the current. It looked rather red and blue, possibly a boy. And as he got nearer, and in fact washed up on the island, she noticed who it was.
"OH MY GOD ITS ROY!" Li nearly suffocated him before she let go. "How did you get here?"
Roy opened one eye and grumbled, "Oh, no, it's you. Please don't blow me up again! I'm sorry, have mercy!"
Li thought back to the hole. "Oh, how could I be so stupid! But why were you dressed like Link?"
"I thought you would like the Hero of Time better than me," Roy mumbled uncomfortably.
"Link? I wouldn't swap him for you if my life depended on it," Li said senserely.
"R-r-really?" As their eyes met, the sun was setting, and they drew closer. And then-
"WAAAAaaaaa- oof." SPLASH.
Roy landed once more in the lake. And on the island, lay a very confused and unconsious being.
"Yaarg!" Li proceeded to beat the dude consious. "YOU MORON, YOU NOCKED MY GUY INTO THE LAKE!"WACK.
This fellow let out a groan, and Li then noticed it was-
"Cloud?"
-stop interrupting me-
"Oh, shut it. It's Cloud!" Li stopped wacking him and gave him a hug.
"What about me?" Roy asked, swimming to shore. Nobody noticed him.
Cloud, for it was him, looked down at the being hugging him and his eyes turned wide. "EEEK DON'T HURT ME!"
Li rolled her eyes. "So now I'm suddenly some sort of crazy warrior, and Cloud from Final Fantasy, who just fell on Roy's head, is afraid of me? What kind of world is this? Wait- where'd Roy go?"
"I agree, where are we?" asked Roy, trudging up to the middle of the island, sopping wet."
"Beats me," Cloud replied.
Just then, Link came running up the hill, dragging the wolf behind. "THERE YOU ARE!" he shouted. "I FOUND YOU LI! I KNEW YOU MIGHT NEED MY HELP, SO HERE I AM. I'LL COME AND SWIM OVER THERE."
"Who's that?" asked Cloud.
"Never mind," Li replied, "Let's get out of here." She started getting into the water, then thought aloud, "Wait, I don't think I can hold my breath along to go where I had in mind."
"I can hold my breath fairly long," Cloud said.
"I suppose I can as well," Roy added.
"Well, I can't." Link was coming up to them, and Li made a decision. She jumped on Link and robbed him of his Zora tunic.
"Come on, let's go." Li lead the way down into the freezing water. The Zora at the door welcomed them in, and they appeared in a room full of air.
"How is there air here?" Cloud asked.
"Stop thinking so realistically," Roy scorned.
They heard a nock on the door, and the Zora went to open it. Li peered through the window to the side and saw Link, wearing a blue tunic. He was holding a sign that read,

I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE GOOD USE OF MY SPARE ZORA TUNIC. GOOD THING I ALLWAYS KEEP 2 WITH ME. NOW I CAN COME WITH YOU.