1"Don't open the door!" Li shouted to the Zora.
"Why not? Our doors are open to all."
"Because-erm-it's- Ganon. Don't let him in!" Li finally replied. This had an unfortunate side-effect that she hadn't planned for.
"GANON! EVERYONE HIDE, INVASION!"
"No-I mean- that's not-"
All the Zoras stopped what they were doing and ran around in panic. Li looked out the window and saw Link with his sign. He turned it around, and now it said,

WHATS GOING ON?

"Grrr," replied Li.
He turned his sign once more, proving right those who refuse to admit that there are only two sides to a sign.

DO YOU NEED A HUG?

"Grrrr, LINK GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!"
At that moment, the Zoras looked out the window as well and noticed that it was Link. "That's not Ganon," the Zora at the door said, annoyed. "You should not lie to the Zoras. Go away from here now." He motioned toward the other door out, and let Link in. Li and the others were about to run for it, when Cloud saw something in the window.
"Who's that?"
Li looked over. It was Ganon! "RUN EVERYBODY! ITS GANON! RUN!"
"Yeah right," said the Zora, not looking. He pushed them forcefully out the back door and they floated up unto the shore.
"Oh, $!"
"I wonder what will happen to the Zoras," said Roy.
"Do you think the green boy will be okay?" asked Cloud.
"Oh, he had better not be okay," replied Li.

Zelda was in a very good mood today. She hadn't seen Link sense this morning, and she was now sitting calmly, watching Ruto and Nabooru practice with bamboo poles. Her turn was next.
"This is great," said Malon contentedly. "Relaxing and all, just us girls."
"Malon, why are you always here?" asked Zelda.
"Well, there's nobody else in all of Hyrule who could possibly be as intiresting as you guys. I mean: all the villagers are plainly stupid, and Romona is still convinced the aliens are coming to steal the cows. I say 'Good riddance'. I'm sick of milk already."
"Hm," replied Zelda understandingly. "I can hardly get out anymore with that idiot around. If he followed me to one of our meetings, it would be like smashing a brick through Nabooru's glass vase. I'd be kicked out."
"So how did you get him to leave you alone?"
"Oh, I told him to go bring some cookies to Ganon in the hospital. I figure he'll have eaten them all himself, but at least it gave me a chance to get away. Now I feel sorry for Ganon."
"I heard he was more normal now that he's on medication," Malon mentioned. "I wonder what he's like now. . .""Well, you can't exactly ask Link. He's so stupid he wouldn't know it was his old enemy unless you told him." Zelda suddenly thought of a calm, senseful Ganon taking advantage of the not-so-smart "hero". "Nah," she said to herself.