Magical mayhem

Chapter two – Truth Dare or Strip A

Harry smiled and watched Draco go, or more he watched his arse go, then once it was out of sight he returned to the compartment where his friends it seemed hadn't even come up for air. Harry slumped into a nearby chair and sighed.

"Ran into Malfoy." He told the room; Ron and Hermione ignored him preferring not to waste the use of their tongues by talking to him. "We actually had a civil conversation; I'm meeting him later for a drink." Still no response, Harry sighed again and decided is time would be better spent talking to a door knob though passers by would think he was a lunatic escaped from St Mungo's but nothing more than usual.

A few minutes later and much to Harry's relief Seamus and Dean came in to say hello. At once Harry fell off his chair onto his knees and hugged Seamus around the waist repeating over and over again "thank you thank you thank you."

"You know Harry as much as I like your head there I'd prefer not to have an audience when doing that kind of thing." Seamus said and at once Harry let him go. When he turned around Ron and Hermione had still not stopped, Harry seized an empty chocolate frog container and chucked it at them. It fell short a few centimetres and went unnoticed by the snogging couple.

The three of them rolled their eyes. "You can come and sit with us if you want." Dean offered. "It can't be much fun for you in here."

"No it's really not." Then shouting in a very slow voice as if talking to someone who didn't understand English he said: "I'm going with Seamus and Dean, see you at the feast." He got no response, not that he had expected one.

Once out of the compartment and further down the train it was complete bedlam, students were swarming all around him trying to get him to sign the latest edition of Witch Weekly, a few people around him had cameras and were snapping away as he walked. Finally Dean opened a compartment door and he three of them slipped inside and shut the door on the blood thirsty mob outside.

Inside sat Neville and his Ravenclaw girlfriend that Harry didn't know the name of and nor did he care. He sat down with his head in his hands sighing, he couldn't go anywhere anymore without being surrounded by people.

As soon as he got to Hogwarts he decided he was going to write to an agent and perhaps invest in bodyguards. They all chatted idly for a while, the topic of conversation was mainly on Quidditch though it sometimes but not often strayed to other subjects. Harry's thoughts were strangely enough on Draco though out it all. He was wondering if he would be any good in bed for a quick one nighter. He failed to inform his friends of their civil conversation and plans to meet up later for drinks.

Draco was very much relived when the train stopped in Hogsmead station, Blaise was coming on to him again as was Pansy, he was on the verge of throwing up, however his Malfoy dignity prevented this but only just.

Dinner was pretty much uneventful, Dumbledore's welcome back speech being the highlight of the evening and even that bored most students to near death. Draco picked at his food willing himself to die as Pansy prattled on about how well suited they were for each other. There was even an argument between her and Blaise because he wanted Draco; he was claiming they were soul mates.

"I think we should let Draco chose." Blaise said startling out Draco out of his own little world in his head where he and Potter were doing something that can't be written down in fear of ruining the perfect imagery for Draco.

Draco smirked; he was going to enjoy this. "I hate to tell all you idiotic morons but I can't chose who my mate is and guess what it certainly isn't either of you two, I think I'd rather go insane than bond with either of you."

He then stood up and left, not caring to stay and hear Pansy and Blaise sob because they couldn't have him. Instead he went down to the kitchens and collected several bottles of vodka before transporting them to the room of requirement where he waited for Harry to turn up.

It was almost quarter to eight when he finally did but Draco didn't have the heart to nag him about tardiness as one look at his puppy dog eyes made his heart melt. They sat cross legged opposite each other the many bottles between them.

Draco unscrewed a bottle lid and took a swig before offering it to Harry who did the same. They sat in silence for a while drinking until Draco announced. "Truth dare or strip Potter."

"Before we do this I think we should agree to call each other by their first names … Draco."

"It's a deal…Harry." Then he asked again "truth, dare or strip?"

"Truth."

"Who was your first crush?"

"Male or female?"

"Both."

"Female was Cho Chang and Male was Seamus."

"Your turn."

"Ok, truth dare or strip?"

"Truth."

"How many people have you shagged?"

"None."

Harry had been taking a sip of the vodka almost spat it out in surprise. "You're lying."

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Nope, my turn, truth, dare or strip?"

"Strip."

"Ok erm … your robes."

Harry removed his school robes leaving him in a white shirt and black slacks. "Ok, truth dare or strip?"

"Strip."

"Off with your robes then." Draco did just that, now he wore the sae attire to Harry but his were a little more … let's say skin tight.

"Truth Dare or Strip?"

"Truth."

"Alright … present crush?"

Harry grabbed the vodka bottle and downed about a quarter of the clear liquid. "You," he murmured under his breath, any other person wouldn't have heard but Draco with hi acute hearing heard it as clearly as if he had shouted it. "Truth dare or strip?"

"Strip."

"Off with your shirt." Draco did just that, it took Harry a moment to stop staring at Draco's well toned, but not overly done, torso.

"Truth dare or strip."

Eager to show off now he had a little alcohol in him he replied "Strip."

"Off with your shirt."

Draco had to admit that Harry's upper body was rather impressive, the tingly feeling that had been inside of him by just being in the presence of Harry grew to a full on need to touch him and kiss him.

"Truth dare or strip?"

"Truth."

"I want to know who Draco Malfoy likes."

"Whoever I'm told to."

"You're joking right?"

"Nope, but if I had a choice it would be you." Their eyes met and Harry smiled. "Truth dare or strip?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to … kiss me."

Two chapters in one day you lucky lucky people, bare in mind you've only got two because I'm in a super hyper mood. Anyway please please review. xxx