1Meanwhile, Li, with her two companions, were up on land once more, and on an important mission.
"I'm sick of not having a weapon," Li complained. "Let's go chop up some random senseless enemies and get some stuff." She looked over at Roy. "Roy, give me your sword!"
"Yes, ma'am." He said quickly, handing it over.
Li grabbed at the sword. It weighed so much that she dropped it. "Yow, my foot!"
She picked up the sword again, and with great effort, made her way over to a shaking plant thing. She managed to pull the weapon over her head and bash in the plant's head. It dissapeared, and up popped-
"Deku nuts."
-stop interrupting me!-
"It gave me deku nuts." Li wanted to wack something very hard, but ended up dropping the sword. She gave up, and let Roy retrieve it. Li picked up the deku nuts and chucked one at another random shrub thing. It gave here deku sticks. "Alright, lets go kill as many random things as we can find," Li suggested. "There's no way I can survive here with a few deku nuts and a stick."
They continued their quest of wacking random enemies until the group had found 5 deku sticks, 3 hearts, 20 arrows, which they could not use, and 10 bombs, sending Roy running maniacly into the bushes, where he ran into a plant thing and nocked out several hearts. This lead to more wacking of random enemies, pointedly Roy wacking the crud out of the one he ran into.
Eventually, the group got tired of wacking random enemies. "What now?" asked Li.
"Well," said Cloud, "I'm surprised we don't have anything better to do. I mean: Aren't we supposed to have some princess to save or a battle to fight?"
"You would think so," Roy agreed.
"Well, let's go find Zelda," Li suggested. "Maybe she'd be more intiresting than Link- wait, where is he?"
They now realise that they left all the Zoras and the Hero of Time in Ganon's hands.
"I hope he got captured by Ganon," said Li.
"If he did, we'll have to go rescue him, won't we."
"Cloud, why do you have to be the voice of reason?"

When they reached Lake Hylia, Zoras were washed up on the shore moaning. Li was horror-struck. "What happened?" she asked one of them.
"It was terrible. Awefuly horrible. I dare not describe it." The Zora lay moaning, and refused to answer any more questions.
To make things worse, Li heard a faint voice growing louder as it came. The voice, unforgettably disturbing, said this: "LI! I KNEW I WOULD FIND YOU! HERE I AM!"
Li groaned. The Zoras groaned. Roy, who had by now understood that Link was a moron, also groaned. Cloud waved, then shouted out in pain as his outstreached arm was met with a very hard deku stick.

Now, back to Zelda. The secret meeting of the sages was at a close, and Zelda had started home. She groaned inwardly at the thought of seeing Link awaiting her at the castle.
"Hm. Maybe I should go stay with Malon for a while. I don't feel like going up to the castle."
-No you don't your messing with my plot line-
"What? Oh well, probably nothing."
zappedy"I think I'll go up to the castle now to see Link."
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