1Now we shall see how our star is doing. That's right- me, the author.:D Link is currently getting his head bashed in by me bff, so I'll leave him to that. Now I'm sure you are all wondering what I've been doing. Am I going to bring in more favorite random charachters? Do I have my own? Who is Li?
Well, let me approach these: I have been calmly messing with the heads of every popular game charachter imaginable, in the setting of Hyrule. I may or may not bring in other charachters, and that's for me to know(or not know yet) and you to find out. I do have my own characters; they're all locked up in some notebook of another story. Once again, wheather I shall introduce any is for me to know(or not know yet) and you to find out.
Finally, about Li. Li is my real life bff, and her name is-
"YAAAARG!" "AHHH!- owe."
"LI GET OFF OF ME!"
"You can't tell them that. That's against the rules."
"And I follow those rules why?"
"Because I still have 4 deku nuts left, and they're plenty hard."
"Oh, fine. mumblemumble. . ."

Li, Cloud, and Roy had moved on, though only Li really knew where they were going. Link, unfortunately, had not been avoided this time, so he was very quietly making their lives uncomfortable to the extreme.
"Hey, guys, know what day it is?"
Li groaned. Roy groaned. Cloud, who finally got the gist of it, groaned.
"Aren't you going to guess?"
"Monday," offered Cloud.
"Garbage day," Roy suggested, emphasising the "garbage" toward Link.
"No," replied Li.
"It's opposite day," Link shouted out happily.
"Good," replied Li. "Why don't you start walking in the 'opposite' direction of the rest of us."
By this time, however, they had reached the castle gate. Link forgot all about opposite day, and ran up toward the castle. "Yay, we're going to see Zelda!"
I hope she has some answers, thought Li. They proceeded to the castle in the hope that someone there could help them figure out what was going on. Only Cloud registered the fact that Link had seen what Ganon had done, and seemed undisturbed. He personally disregarded this fact, because most likely they didn't want to know.

Up at the castle, Zelda was having a perfect day. She had gone out with her friends, without Link finding their hiding place, and when she got home he was still gone. She wondered briefly if Ganon had somehow gotten out and gone into hiding. She hoped he captured Link.
The princess went upstairs, sighed happily, and went to take a shower. It was at that moment that she heard a guard call: "M'lady, there are visitors. They come with the Hero of Time. -m'lady?"
Zelda threw on a towel and poked her head out the door. "Tell them to wait a minute!" She considdered her options. Running out the window in a towel did not seem like a good one, especially sense there was no window in the bathroom. It did seem adventurous in concept.
To make things worse, she heard Link shouting, "Hey, Zelda, I know you must have missed me! I'm back!"
This made the urge to jump out of the non-existant window even worse. -At this point, I feel sorry for the poor princess.-
poof
Zelda looked over at the blank white wall, and found it to be no longer blank. "A window? In the middle of the castle? That should lead to a broom closit if it's at all real. She looked at the window. The shades were down. Zelda opened the shades and peered through it to see the most amazing sight that had met her eyes in a long time: It was the broom closit.