1Several minutes later, on the other side of the strange window sat a very nearly insane princess, sitting in her broomclosit paradise. She giggled. Link would never find her now. Now, she was safe. And in this broom closit, it would be nearly as lovely as her own room, because here, there was no Link.
Li
was leading the group through the castle, up toward Zelda's
room. They passed a small, very purposeless-looking door, from which
several slight giggles came. The boys didn't seem to hear it, but
Li was in a mind to find out what it was.
The door swung open to
reveal Zelda. Li's first impression was that she was extremely
drunk, but on closer inspection it was clear she had lost her
marbles. The sight was simply disturbing; the famed princess of
Hyrule, sitting in a broom closit in a towel, giggling her head off.
When she saw Link, however, she let out a shrill scream and
fled.
"Well," said Li, "That was helpful." She watched
Zelda fleeing down the hallway and made no attempt to follow.
"But
what now?" asked Cloud. "If the princess went insane, who will
tell us what to do? There has to be someone in this place who isn't
a complete moron!" He looked faintly upset. This was messing with
his sense of reason.
"I don't know who it is then," Li
replied. "It sure seems like she finally went off her rocker. A bit
overdue if you ask me."
"Don't worry," said Link
heroically. "I'll save the day!"
A low growling came from
deep inside Li's throught. Before she could process these
incoherent words into action, Roy opened the window and proceeded to
chuck Link out of it.
A stunned silence proceeded. And was
followed by another stunned silence. And a half of another stunned
silence, before,
"You fool, do you have any idea what you have
done?" Cloud whispered, turning pale. "You just killed the Hero
of Time! Everyone in Hyrule is going to chase you in angry mobs!"
Roy
seemed not to care. Li for once was shocked. She had to agree with
Cloud. And if Roy was going psycho-maniac, and she was agreeing with
Cloud, and Link was actually gone for good, it was surely the end of
the world.
As all this was being processes through the very
confused heads of the three strangers, Link appeared exactly where he
was before Roy had chucked him out the window. He looked around.
Li
blinked. Roy blinked. Cloud blinked. Roy blinked again. Cloud blinked
agian. Li, however, finally found words. "Link, you moron, what did
you do!"
"I think I'm dead."
"You'd better not
be!"
"Oh. You all are here too. Hi." SMACK!
"Owe."
Then it dawned on Li. He was Link. What happens when
Link dies. "Of course. You're the main character. It's not
real. You can't die."
"What?" said Roy.
"What?"
said Cloud.
"I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE!" Link cried. "I have
no reason to live." He picked up his sword and thrust it into
himself. He wilted to the ground, and after a few minutes got up
again. "Arg, it didn't work!" This process was repeated several
more times.
