1Well, now, I can't have this. Mmm. . . -ah, sorry, eating chocolate. Sugar high. . .he, he. Now, ahem, I have something I need to do. If only I can rip myself away from the numerous piles of Halloween candy. . .

3 hours later:

Darn. Out of sugar. Gots to get some more. . . grabs brother's candy bucket

5 hours later:

Hm. Now, there was something I had to do wans't there? Maybe I was going to go buy some more sugar.

12 hours later:

I should have gone to sleep by now. Oh well, too much sugar high. But now I'm out of candy. Guess I'd better. . .
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"What were we doing?" asked Li.
"I don't remember," Cloud and Roy replied at the same time.
"Who am I?" said Link.

Some people may wonder, in a time of crisis, what are the sages doing? Are they looming over a seeing stone? Preparing for the worst? Thinking of a plan? Well, at the moment, the sages are at another secret meeting.
"Dari game!" Shouted Nabooru. She was playing pong, and not very well. "And where is Zelda? It's not like her to be late."
Ruto was eating pie that Malon had made. "Mmfa meef ishwit insh n flur hfusie."
Nabooru stared blankly. "What?"
Malon, who appearently understood this, blushed. "Ruto, you moron, you have a sick head."
"What did she say?" asked Nabooru.
"Never mind. Want some pie?"
"Ooh, pie!"

Link was finally recovering, unfortunately. Li decided that whatever they had just discovered and forgotten must not have been important. They wandered through Hyrule aimlessly now.
Roy and Cloud were arguing over something that Li thought very pointless, but she made no comment.
"My bad guy is way worse than yours," Cloud said. "He would seriously beat anyone you can think of."
"Not true!" Roy replied defensively. "I had to fight the Demon King." He looked up at the others who were all disbelieving. "Well, maybe I didn't but my friend did." Nobody looked very impressed. "Well, he'd beat your bad guy any day!"
"Oh yeah?" said Cloud, annoyed. "Well, if we could see this for real, you'd see that my bad guy is way better than your Demented King."
This caused several more outbursts, but we hardly need to listen to this any longer to get the gist of it.

In some alternate universe far away, Sephiroth fell hard on the groung. "Urg," he moaned. "Where am I?" He looked around and saw cartoon grass, blue sky, clouds that seemed to have faces, and some small squat little brown things walking around. "Oh, &$$#. Where am I?"
A few yards away, on the other side of a hill, a vey large, very evil looking figure fell from the sky, landing on a group of hard-shelled creatures and squashing them. "Owe, my head." He got up and saw the squished hard-shelled things that he had landed on. He saw the green grass and the blue sky and the strange clouds smiling down at him. "&$$#!"
Sepheroth heard this loud booming word, in a very evil tone and thought, 'Wow, finally something that's not marshmellows and bunnies. I've got to see this.'
On the other side of the hill, Sephiroth was nearly happy. He managed to keep his cool, but still approached the figure with a sigh of relief. This other person was enormous, nearly twice his own height. It towered over all the cute fluffy life forms and took the sunlight out of the place. "Finally, someone decent in this mess of a place," Sephiroth said.
"Who the hell are you?" asked the stranger rather rudely.
"Someone who is not liking the scenery."
"Hm. Sounds like the most sensible thing I've heard in a while. What are those stupid liittle brown things?"
"I don't know."
"Well, they look too squat and cute for me. What d'you say we go and squash a few random squishy things?"
"I think that would be lovely."