1Link was having a good day. He didn't remember what he was doing, but surely that meant that he was okay. They were just walking along the grassy hills looking as if they were completely lost.
"So, erm," said Cloud, "What are we doing?"
"Ah. . . I guess we're looking for Zelda," replied Li. She wasn't exactly sure herself. "Maybe we should be looking for someone sane. If Zelda went crazy, who is keeping the world from collapsing?"
"Don't worry, I'll save us!" said Link, posing with his sword.
"We're all doomed," said Roy. "And why do I feel like pushing Link out of a window? We're in the middle of a field."
They started walking into Kokiri Forest for no particular reason. Up in a random corner of some random place there was a tree.
-don't ask me how they got there from Hyrule Field, I'm bored okay.-
Li saw the enormous tree and the light suddenly dawned. "That's it- this is the last sane person in the world- it's the Deku Tree."

"What?" said Cloud.
"What?" said Roy.
"Hi," said Link. "I'm Link."
The large tree boomed a response, "Hello brave Hero of Time. You have done well to make it this far. Your quest will be perilous, but perhaps I can guide you."
"Why are you talking to him?" asked Li. "He's a moron."
"O, just some stupid thing I have to say every time he appears," responded the tree. "I don't suppose he ever takes notice of it now."
Link was currently looking at a rock and reciting something vaugely like poetry to it.
Cloud and Roy had resumed their argument, neither of them suspecting that the two foes could be friends, or as close to friends as ultimate evils get.
"Well, the Demon King is twice as tall as any one person," defended Roy.
"Sepheroth is a looming figure in shadow."
"Demon King is huge and evil, and he's the demon KING. Obviously he is the ultimate evil, and he'd beat your pathetic advocary."
"The Demon King isn't even your enemy!"
"But he'd cream any bad guy you know."
"Okay," said Li, who couldn't take much more of this, "You two, shut up!"
"Yes ma'am," they said at the same time.
"Right, so. . ." Li found she could not tell what they were supposed to do next. "Hey, Deku Tree, what do we do?"
"How should I know?" asked the tree. "You don't really think that I'm the most intelligent person in Hyrule. Go see the princess Zelda."
All three people were very nervous for a second. "Erm. . ." even Cloud didn't really know what to say.
"Um," said Li faintly, "Er, she kindof. . . lost her marbles."
"We're all domed," said the Deku Tree.
"Oh, great," Roy exclaimed. "That's helpful."
"Maybe we should stop asking for help and just go find Ganon by ourselves. It's not like we can bring the tree with us."
"Cloud, shut up."
"Yes ma'am."