1"So,
what now?" boomed a large deep voice, killing several cute fluffy
birds. "We've been killing random stupid puffy things for a
while, now where's something evil we can take over? Or some random
princess that we can capture? I mean, I'm used to focussing on
world domination and getting out of mind traps, not puffy brown thing
killing."
"Puffy brown thing killing," mused Sephiroth. "And
what exactly shall we do, Charles?"
-and the audience gasps. yes, indeed, the truth reveals. The Demon King, supposed ultimate evil, does in fact have a name, and that is. . . Charles.-
We
can now see the steam rising from two very large and very evil ears.
"What did you call me!"
"Charles. Or if you preffer Charles
William Stub the Second, I can quite understand."
Fire seemed to
shoot out of a very large and evil mouth, and the enormous figure of-
ehem- Charles William Stub the Second attempted to squash Sephiroth
under his incredible weight. Sephiroth easily avoided it, and hit his
foe over the head with a stick.
Cloud cheers from the croud, and Roy groans. Link was stuffing popcorn in his extraordinarily large and unpleasent mouth.
Charles turned red in anger and threw some random short brown enemy at Sephiroth, who quickly slashed it in half with his sword very stylishly. This throwing of goombas (don't tell me you havn't realised it by now) was followed by a throwing of random koopas, paratroopas, shy guys, and rocks. Needless to say it didn't have much effect.
Roy was very dismayed. Cloud was cheering and rubbing it in his face.
Sephiroth was
becoming slightly amused. This throwing of random enemies was quite
pathetic, and it was making him look good. He dodged a shy guy,
caught a koopa and threw it back, hitting his foe in the head and
nocking him down. This made Sephiroth very excited, and he didn't
even notice as a blooper was chucked rather aimlessly toward
him.
BLUB. "Gyaaa!" A very large blubbery thing stuck
to the head of an overly vain Sephiroth. "Groff!" It seemed to
have landed right on his head, and was attempting to squirt large
globs of sludge at him.
Sephiroth ran around in circles screaming
his head off for a minute, then finally picked up a stick and smacked
the creature with it. BLUB. It jiggled around for a second and
proceeded to stick to the stick. Sephiroth ran around screaming a bit
more and finally chucked the stick far out into the distance.
"Yes!"
shouted Roy. "Score for me!"
Cloud groaned loudly.
Sephiroth
was clearly appalled. How could he, the agreed most evil foe in the
universe, be hit by a blubbery creature and so profoundly lose his
cool? It was disturbing. And the one who had so caringly thrown a
blubbery thing at Sephiroth's face was now doing a victory dance.
How pathetic.
The Demon King was indeed doing something that look
a bit like a victory dance. It would be better described as what
looked like a black whale jumping up and down in glee. Then he fell
and hit his head on a rock and jumped up again in pain.
This was
all very upsetting to Sephiroth. Surely he should not lose his cool
to this stupid being who was acting about as smart as the blubbery
thing off in the distance. What was his secret?"Oh, Charles?"
"Haha
I beat you I win I win I-" WHAM! "Youchies! I
surrender!"
"Charles, my friend, how would you like to go on
an expedition?"
"A whosie whatsit?"
"Let's go."
"Yah,
my arm! Let go of me, or I'll defeat you again. I said-" GLARE.
"Okay. Where to?"
"Let's go find something that isn't
all marshmellow and pink."
"Sounds good to me. Then can we
find something to eat?" SMA-
"Oh, allright. Grr. . ."
