1-This is so fun.:D me eating pie from Thanksgiving Mm, pie-
"Now, just wait a second," said Li, "How are Roy and Cloud there?"
-mm, pie-
"And why am I not?"
-licks fingers Mm, pie.-
"ANSWER ME DEMMIT!"
-Hmm. . . pie good. Need more pie. . .-
"GYAAAAARGG!"
-Ouchies! Grroff me!-
"Wait a second. How am I in the story and attacking you at the same time? And why are Roy and Cloud in Mario World? And how do I know where Roy and Cloud are? . . . . . arg, my head."
-need first aid-
"Answer me!"
-zappedy-

"Okay, guys, where should we go next?" asked Li.
"Dunno," said Roy. "I guess we should look for Zelda."
"What were we just doing?" asked Cloud.
"Walking," responded Link stupidly.

- . -

The sky was now getting dark, and Li mugged Link for his lantern. As they trudged down a grassy hill in the dusk, they saw a very odd bush. For one thing, the bush was much larger than the small squat things that carried treasures. It was large and lumpy and nearly 2/3 Li's own height. Stranger still, this bush seemed to be moving faintly. And every now an then, it emitted a very small giggle.
Li dragged Link away from the bush. "Link, I need you to do something. This will save us a lot of trouble. Please, I need you to. . . erm. . . find my. . . um. . . dress. Yeah, ah, the one I brought with me. It should be in the middle of nowhe- I mean, Lake Hylia. Yeah. Really deep underwater somewhere. And don't come back until you find it. Can you do this?"
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" said Link, and ran off toward the lake.
Li was extremely relieved. "That was disturbingly easy. Cool." She went back to the bush. Roy and Cloud were sitting down staring at the bush.
The bush emitted a giggle, and Li walked up to it. She pulled off her jacket and the blue zora tunic that she'd stolen from link. "Roy! I need a pair of pants or a skirt or something."
Roy stumpled. "I don't have any spares. . ."
"Well, I need one like now!"
"Erm. . ." said Roy, "Why don't you ask Cloud?"
"I don't carry a skirt around with me y'know," Cloud replied sharply.
They were still arguing five minutes later, when Link came running up. "Hey, I think I found it." He held up a small blue dress. "One of the zoras had it. She tried to trick me, and said it was hers. Didn't fool me." Link grinned smugly.
"Link, you moron!" Li grabbed the dress and headed for the bush.
"It's waterproof too," said Link, not listening. "You have a nice dress. No wonder the zora lady stole it from you. But I got it back. You can always trust me!"
Li moved over to the bush and ducked behind it, carrying the dress and her jacket. She decided to keep the zora tunic. A while later, after some muffled arguments coming from the bush, she reappeared, dragging the princess behind her. "Found her."
Zelda hardly fit the dress perfectly, and the jacket greatly confused her. Her face looked more calm now that she had talked to Li, and was wearing clothes instead of a towel. But the look on her face when she saw Link was that of the person from the broomclosit, running to hide in a bush.
Li saw this, and she quickly grabbed the princess by the wrists. Zelda struggled, and Roy and Cloud looked up, baffled.
"Roy, help me hold her!" barked Li, losing her grip.
Roy cautiously grabbed the insane girl firmly. "Sorry, princess, but we need to get you some help." She looked up at him.
"Roy?"
"Huh? Do I know you?"
"OMG, IT'S ROY!" Zelda tackled him. "OMG, I'M LIKE SUCH A BIG FAN! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"
She looked up just in time to see Li coming over. WHAM! "GET. OFF. MY. ROY. YOU. STUPID. BLOND."
"Owe! owe! owe!-"
Cloud picked up both girls bodily and both were still flaililng at eachother in midair. Li was shouting some words that would boggle my sensor bar, so I think you can just use your imagination.