A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I TRICKED YOU ALL! You ACTUALLY thought "Reunited At Last!" was the last chapter and that's IT? Well, you thought wrong! See, I was so grateful with your sweet reviews and support, I updated not one, not two, not even three but FOUR special after-the-party treats! Why? Cause you were all so good to me. THAT'S why!
I got an alternative ending, deleted scenes, and bloopers. All JUST for you! Also, a special song-fic dedicated to "Party For Two" was written by a good buddy of mine and I put it up for you all to see. Let's begin.
The alternative ending is basically the diary entries of the main Ham-Ham characters in both story and sequel.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hamtaro! (I wish...) So don't bother ask me, ya' num-nuts! I AM A VERY SENSITIVE PERSON!
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Chapter 12: Alternative Ending
§ Stan... §
Dear NOT-A-Diary,
Yo, Stan here! N' u will not believe wat happened 2 me 2day. Crystal. Came. Back. Don't believe me? Ask Sandy! In fact--never mind. Lemme start 4m the top.
Crystal was adopted by this chick named Catrina a while aftr I left. She's bn living the pet hamster paradise life evr since. Then, a few days ago, she came 2 town n' moved n2 this huge mansion just next door 4m Bijou. Howevr, since we had no contact w/ each othr, we both had no clue we lived just mins away! So how did we find out?
The Ham-Hams.
Crystal said she ran n2 the gurls aftr an unpleasant incident w/ a cat n' they immedietaly hit it off. Aftrwards, they 'nvited Crystal to the clubhouse while--n' you'll lol at this--while me n' Hamtaro were out! So aftr some "OMG-I-just-found-out-Stan-n'-Crystal-r-secretly-long-lost-childhood-friendz!" drama, they literally planned out this huge, but secret reunion bash 4 us overnight.(once ag-n, literally!)
They worked so hard 2 keep it a secret, which would explain why they were acting a weeee bit xtra freaky 2day! LOL. Anywhos, they did the craziest things 2 keep me n' Crystal apart b4 the party. For ex. Hamtaro accidentaly started a food fite at this restaurant(dun ask)--which was 1 of the bestest ones I've evr bn 2! The gurls--of all ppl--were literally dragged n2 that wickedly sick rollr costr at the Fun Park n' Pashmina evn had 2 "go out" w/ me. Now don't u dare laugh. That 1 hurt :(
But the party was a blast. There was food, salsa dancin(my fave), flashin colored lites, fruit punch drinkin contests(Hamtaro 1 by a tsunami)...
--Flashback...--
"Gogogogogogogogogogogogo--WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" we jumped out of our seats as Hamtaro slammed his paw onto the counter top. "And we have a new champioooooon!" I shouted into the yellow microphone from Penelope's "Sing With Me" kareoke machine. Everyone went crazy. Especially Hamtaro himself.
He jumped onto the table, is empty cup high above his head. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAAAAAAAIIIIIIINED!" he boomed in a powerful, deep voice. This made us go crazier. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" he continued on. He made signs with his paws to make us scream louder. "Lemme hear it! DO YOU SMELL WHAT HAMTARO. IS. COOKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!"
"Okay, Hamtaro. That's enough."
"Yes, Boss."
--Flashback ends...---
...a Poker game between Snoozer n' Crystal(he 1 yet ag-n), kareoke, more food, rodeo--Pepper's idea, some home movies Boss filmed bout us Ham-Hams n' our lives...n' of course, Crystal.
It was so cool C-ing her ag-n. When i 1st laid i's on her, memories came bac. All the memories. Good n' bad. Came flowin bac 2 me. The simple days I spent w/ her, stored up in the bac closet of my mind, came alive w/ lites n' bells were ringin loudly n2 my ears. She has really changed alot since those Sandbox(n' by "Sandbox," I mean the city we trampled thru)Days. And by changed, I mean physically!
I kno, I'm bein perverted, but c'mon: We were 4! It's bn almost 9 yrs. Ppl kinda have drastic changes aftr 9 yrs. But just cuz she's got a new--dare I say it!--n' hotter body, doesn't mean she hasn't grown out of that spunky, stubborn, "I'm-not-like-othr-gurls-so back-off-of-me!" attitude yet. I'm so glad she's back n my life. Maybe now, we can get 2 spend more time and have so many more good times 2gethr. Oops, which reminds me. I gtg. I promised Crystal I'd meet up w/ her at the mall 1st thing 2morrow mornin. We have alot 2 catch up on!
L8ter!
Stan
§ Crystal... §
Dear Diary,
OMG! The craziest thing happened 2 me 2day! I..Ok, u arn't gonna believe me, but...I WAS REUNITED W/ STAN!
No, I ain't kidding. Seriously! Dun gimme that look! Itz tru! XO
C, the Ham-Hams claimed they didn kno any "Stan" b/c in reality, they were actually planning a reunion party 4 me n' Stan! They were behind it all! It was like magic. Turns out, Stan was recently aquainted w/ the Ham-Hams thanx 2--guess who?--Sandy. Thaaat's right! Sandy really WAS the twin sister of Stan.(KNEW IT!)
They did so much for us just to have me c Stan again. I couldn thank them enough! The girls stuck by my side, keepin me away 4m Stan as far as possible b4 the surprise. They would think up any kind of 'xcuse if he got 2 close(which would explain who was the ding-a-ling who ran n2 the girls room this mornin).
They even went on this freaky ride at the Fun Park, which was sooo much fun! Sandy started screamin somethin bout overcomin her fear of heights while Bijou and Pashmina...ehhh...I shouldn say! O.o But that was a whole lot they did 4 us. I hope i wasnt 2 much trouble though...(I tend 2 b like that)
Well, as 4 the rest of the gang, their party was a success. N' c-ing Stan was like a miracle on X-mas. He's changed so much since those childhood yrs. In fact, he's kinda cute. ...O.o..Y r u givin me that look? I meant "normal" cute not "hottie" cute. Seriously, how dum can u b 2 think I'd fall 4 him like that?
Unless u count that mbarrassin moment at the dance floor. C, when me n' Stan were dancin 2day, I tripped n' when he caught me, it looked like he was dippin me. Lemme just say, he was waaaay 2 close 4 comfort!(Then again, i nevr noticed how blue his i's were!--I'm doin it again rite?)
Oh boy! I can't wait 4 2morrow. Me n' Stan r meetin at the park 2 catch up on each othrz lives. And guess wat? I'M A HAM-HAM! I was offered 2 join the Ham-Ham gang. At 1st, I declined, but Stan insisted that I was cut up for it. I think I blushed at that... But eventually I accepted. It was soooo cool! Uh-oh! Catrina's comin! G2G. BYE!
XOXO,
Crystal
§ Bijou... §
Dear Diary,
Bonjour! Eet eez Bijou again. Well, zee party was tre-magnefique! I started to cry when Crystal and Stan reunited. Luckily, no secrets were spilled. You should've seen their faces. Especially Crystal. She was overjoyed. Stan was dead-on hit with shock. Eet was a beautiful moment. But eet was not all--how they say--smooth sailing, yes?
Non.
For example. Maxwell had to choose between moi and Pashmina to go on this "date" with Stan because he was getting too suspicious. But we were both too stubborn to say oui to that!
In the end, it was Pashmina who had to go. Merci Dieu!(Thank God)Ahem...excuser moi. But anyways, that wasn't such a great idea because we almost ran into them anyways. The results. Not pretty. Pashmina had to think fast to save us all.
Also, we girls had to get on that monsterous roller coaster as well! I was told I went insane for a good four and a half minutes, but I highly doubt that happened! Pashmina was paralyzed with fear, Sandy seemed to have overcomed her fear of high rides, but Crystal. OH MON DIEU! That girl was crazy! But, like Stan, she IS a daredevil. So I cannot blame her.
The party was so much fun doing though. If anyone else out there needs to reunite with a beloved, just let moi know, because I would be more than happy to help out! However, this day has left me EXHAUSTED! I'd fall asleep right here, right now, but I'm on Maria's bed, not mine.(C'mon, Maria. PUT ME IN BED!)Well good night and au revior!
All my love,
Bijou.
§ Sandy... §
Dear Diary,
Like, OMG, da party went like, ttly awsome! Stan n Crystal were soooo shocked 2 c each othr n da same room! Crystal even started cryin! Poor thing...(Emotional moment. It happens)
But things werent aaalll smooth sailin 4 us. Do u like, have ANY idea wat we had 2 go thru so evrythin would work out? It was torture catching up wit those 2! C, when things were goin out of schedule, we had 2..."compromise." Like, when Stan got 2 suspicious of our secret, Pashy had 2 go on this date w/ him. No, not a real 1! GROSS! It was a distraction date. I pitied the brave woman.
But b4 that, Stan n Crystal wanted 2 go on the D. Coaster--at the exact same time! So we had 2 follow them in...even us girls! We were stubborn as mules n' firm as stone, but we still had 2 get on! Lucky 4 me, I was able 2 conquer my fears. But Pashmina and Bijou? ...No comment...
But Crystal. Crystal is somethin else! She is sooo like, fearless! Like there's nothin n this hole world that'll stop her 4m doin wat she wants! She was havin so much fun on the ride. What the Ham-Hams dont kno is while we were on, I could hear her squealin n' laughin ovr Pashmina n' Bijou's screams of terror--combined. N then, Stan got all tense-like.
--Flashback...--
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Pash and Bij were screeching. From over the other Hams' heads, I could see Bij clutching onto Hamtaro's paw. Is she going through labor? I thought and flinched as I saw Hamtaro's pained facial expressions.
"WOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Crystal whooped.
"Heke?" Stan's ears perked up. "What?" I looked at him. "Did you hear that 'Woo-hoo?' " he asked. "Yeah like, so?" I shrugged. The ride was at it's slowest pace, so we could speak one-on-one for very little time. "Cry...Crystal used to do that exact same 'Woo-hoo' when we were kids. I dunno, it just...came to me! Like, that cheer clicked something on in my mind!" Stan's eyes were spacing off.
I froze, praying Crystal would shut up. "O-O-Ohhh! You don't say!" I faked a smile.
--Flashback ends...--
That was one close call! But i'm glad he didnt find out til the party. I'd tell u more of wat happened, but there's like, waaay 2 much. N i'm soooo tired! I'll tell u the rest 2morrow. AFTR my beauty sleep. Well, g'nite, luv ya' n cya nxt time! Later!
Tootles!
Sandy
§ Pashmina... §
Dear Diary,
Good news: Operation Stan and Crystal went perfect. Bad news: The road to success was NOT perfect!
To begin, when the day started off, things were going great. Me and the girls had Crystal to ourselves and four of the boys watched over Stan. Our jobs were to keep them out of the clubhouse. But there was a flaw: Keeping them out of the clubhouse, led them closer to each other! Me and the girls took Crystal to the park first and then, those boneheads Ham-Ham boys almost blew our cover by bringing Stan to the park as well!
Then, those telepathetic childhood friends, Stan and Crystal(seriously, it's like they have ONE mind!)almost ran into each other at that abomination roller coaster. Since the point was to keep them from finding out the secret, we had to FOLLOW them! It was horrible!
Everything was going so fast. The blurs. The screams. The odor of Oxnard's breakfast. The darkness. Everything...so dark. The light...I needed light. Air. My heartbeat. It was so fast. Everything was getting cold. So cold...so very cold...
I swear, I was going through seizure or something, so Sandy had to drag us into the girl's bathroom and soak our heads with water(now THAT was cold, literally and figuratively!)Then Crystal came in when she heard us screaming. And then for some reason, STAN came in! So Sandy shoved Crystal into a stall and kicked Stan out. Turns out the poor guy had to go...reeeeaaaally reeeeaaaaallly badly! My gosh, it was like fate was tossing one of them closer to the other so our secret would be revealed!
Speaking of Stan, lemme tell you, the WORST part is yet to come.
I had to DATE him today! That's right. D-A-T-E, Exclamation point.(Thanks to a certain french SOMEBODY who most likely CHEATED!)I wish not to tell you why, but I did.
But...the date turned out fine! I know, I know. Did Stan put something in your drink? Actually, I ordered my own drink, thank-Q very much! See, at the clubhouse, Stan is very outgoing, flirty, show-offy, musical, flirty, loud, did I mention flirty? But in reality, he's really easy to talk to! He's smarter than he looks, sensitive, understanding and actually nods his head when you're talking! But still, Stan is just a good friend and nothing else. At least, I hope we can be friends.
We had some good times and I even learned some more info about him and Crystal's friendship. So, a friendly date with Stan doesn't kill. But the Ham-Hams owe me BIIIIIIG time for this! It was fun talking to him, but boy was I glad when Sandy called to bring him into the clubhouse! Too bad there was some trouble before the date ended!
About two hours before the date called it quits, Crystal and her group just happened to end up at the same restaurant me and Stan were at! When they came in, we were trapped with no way out. What do we do? Start a food fight of course! Well, Hamtaro accidentaly sparked the flame first, which gave the others the evil little idea.
Next thing I knew, there was food flying all over the place! It was disgusting! And things got wierd as well when Hamtaro went absolutely obssessively insane over hitting people, or anything else that moved in the face--or SCARF! So Boss brought him down with B-B-Q sauce.
So, in the end, just cause things went absolutely crazy during the day, didn't mean the party would be a disaster. We just had to stay strong, think fast...and not crack if SOME certain red-headed crackhead of a hamster hit your favorite scarf with mustard and made you go IN A TERRIBLE NUT-CASE SEIZURE!(REVENGE! REVEEEEENNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEE!)
Ahem...and that nothing takes out fudge(from a CERTAIN hot fudge sundae sundae SOMEBODY threw at me thanks to SOMEBODY ELSE'S stupid aim!)
Well that's all I think I should learn for today. Until tomorrow night, cya later.
Pashmina
PS: I hope Crystal finally keeps Stan away from me and Bijou--especially me! Cause if he thinks that I'M gonna be his girlham, then I'm gonna kick his a--(Me: O.O ... okay, girl you need anger management!)
§ Pepper... §
Dear Diary,
All day, I've bin' hearin nuttin but this: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BULL? or HOW COME YOU GOT THE EASY JOB! It makes me wanna lol. Y? Becuz while the Hams were doin the EZ work babysittin Stan n Crystal, I was out aaaalllll day findin the perfect mechanical bull 4 'em!
Ya'll think findin one o' those critters in the ci-T was EZ? WRONG! I went 2 evry thrift shop they had n' no such luck. Finally, i found this nice lil party shop with the perfect bull. Painted midnite black w/ crimson eyes, shiny horns, killer levels, even a built-in battle cry! After some tuff negotiation(n' a pawful of Oxy's stash--dun tell 'im!), the metal critter was mine 4 the pickin!
The look on them city-Hams' faces('specially that Pash-girl!)was priceless! But during the demonstration run, poor lil Crystal learned what idiots these people r when that blockhead Hamtaro almost ruined the bull and killed me at the same time! The other boobs were constantly confusin him, tellin him to do this-and-that, so-and-so and God-knows-what-else! Then, thank the Lord, Crystal just shoved 'em outta the way n' stopped it w/ the red button.(Advice 4 redhead: LEARN YER COLORS!)Atta' girl!
Aftr my mishap, Sandy, Stan, Crystal, Howdy, Boss even Hamtaro himself got on! Then, I got on agin(makin sure Crystal was at the buttons)n' had a blast! Not that last time wasn't fun, but it's hard thinkin about your entertainment when the rest of your life is in the paws of a moron. After rodeo, we played a few more games n' evn had a drinkin contest!(I feel SO bad 4 Hamtaro n' Crystal's bladdrs!)
Crystal's alot fun bein around. And she's a real sweetheart 2! We r gunna have so much fun w/ her in the Ham-Ham gang!(did i mention she joined the gang?)Whew! 2day was very tiring--but 4 those 2's sakes, it was worth it!
Oopsie, gotta go! Oxy's talkin in his sleep agin. 'Member wat i said bout his ridiculous blubbering, Panda's new camera n' the internet?(Wink, wink)TTYL!
Sweet dreams,
Pepper
§ Hamtaro... §
"...and that was my day! What about yours?" When Hamtaro snapped his eyes open, he could've sworn he saw a snot bubble pop, but ignored it. "Did you have fun today, Hamtaro?" Laura asked, anaware of her hamster's carelessness of her pathetic life.
Oh, I had fun alrite! I guess I'll start w/ the part where we began w/ Plan U-Kno-Wat! First off we split n2 3 groups. Group 1 was the girls(minus Pepper), Group numero 2 was me, Oxy, Boss and Howdy. The last group was the rest, Max, Cappy, Dexter, Panda and Pepper. They did the EZ work, finishin up the clubhouse. Me n' Bijou's groups had 2 watch ovr Stan n' Crystal. Man, those 2 r trrrrooouuuble! I wouldn't b surprised if they both got arrested once as kids! It's like they're...telepathic or somethin! Freaky...
2 start things off, when us 2 groups ended up at the park at the same time,(Maxwell told us 2 avoid each othr)me n' the boyz brought Stan 2 the D. Coaster cuz we knew girls absolutely avoided that ride at all costs. No girl has evr dared herself 2 ride that animal! But b/c i just met Crystal, i underestimated that fact.
Stan wanted 2 get on the ride 4 fun on account he's a total rollr coastr maniac. So we let him go. Bad move. Cuz then, a few secs l8er, i saw Crystal walkin towards the ride as well! The girls ran n2 us just then n' were PANICKED.
Turns out, if Stan's the foundin father of roller coasters, then Crystal's the goddess! We had no choice but 2 follow them. The girls though, refused 2 get near on account they're scared 2 death evr since we dared Sandy n' Pepper 2 get on it a wk ago(that was awsome!).
Aftr draggin them in like a dog on his way 2 get fixed(i'm not sure wat that means b/c us hamsters don't get "fixed"), minus lil Penny, we ran our way thru the crowd n' jumped in. Crystal was all the way up front n' Stan was sittin in the back. We squeezed ourselvs in the middle where nobody saw nothin.
Pashmina, Bijou n' Sandy were havin real problems dealin w/ their emotions. Pash, i believe, was hypervenilating, Bij thought the ride was gonna do what them ppl did in Saw II, n' Sandy was prayin. Crystal though, was just fine in her seat. She even looked...excited, so I reeeaaaally underestimated her!
When it was ovr, the girls went 2 the b-room--PLZ don't ask. N' wat bad timing. Cuz at the same time, Stan had 2 "go"...reeeeaaally reeeeaaally badly! The poor lil tigerish thing, desperate 2 empty his (cough)gas tank(cough), ran n2 the girls room accidentaly! I'm not sure how Sandy got him out w/o C-ing Crystal 1st, but Pashmina n' Bijou told me i did NOT wanna kno!
Aftr that...
OOOOOAAAAHHHHH! Laura stretched out, yawning. "I think it's time we go to bed, Hamtaro." she mumbled. WHAT! But I'm not done yet! Hamtaro complained. Meanwhile, Laura closed her diary and scooped up the little hamster. Hamtaro shrugged. He'd write down the rest in his journal, but Bijou had ruined his good paw during the ride. Besides, it had been a looooong, looooong day!
"Oh Hamtaro, today was amazing! Ya' think tomorrow will be any better?" she quoted--yet again(she needs a new motto...like "Hakuna Matata!"). "Heke!" I-I'm sorry, did you say something, Laura? Hamtaro looked at her. Laura giggled as she put him back in his cage. She then, hopped onto her bed while Hamtaro got some midnight treats for his stash.
"Oh! Before I forget, guess what?" she didn't wait for Hamtaro's no. "Turns out, Catrina was once childhood friends with this good friend of mine in school!" Hamtaro's eyes became little dots and small anime sweatdrops spotted his face. "And I was thinking we should have a secret reunion party for them! Whaddaya think? Wanna help ou--huh?"
But when Laura looked back at the cage, Hamtaro was no longer there. The cage looked empty and untouched, except for the planks of wood hammered on the opening of Hamtaro's ham-house and a million signs that said stuff like:
-Do Not Disturb!
-Warning: Crazy Rabid Animal Inside
-Hibernating Hamster
-Hamtaro Ain't Here...
-Went South For The Winter
-...Leave A Message After The Beep...
-Remain Cautious
-Go Away
-Absent
-... Uhhh ...
-Beep
§ The REAL End! §
A/N: It's not over yeeeeeeeeet! Up next, I've got some juicy behind-the-scenes stuff you've gotta see to believe! But before you can pass the toll booth to chapter Deleted Scenes, you gotta pay that "REEEEEVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" fee. Remember?
Tee hee(Imgonnaberichafterthis...!)...
Crystalgurl101