1Sephiroth was very upset. He was at the moment
looking for a hamburger that he had promised the Demon King. After
the embarassment of having a blubber thing chucked at him, he was now
helping the one who had chucked it to fill his overly large stomach.
And in knowing the Demon King's real name, he had been
disturbed to find that this was not, in fact, a truly evil creature,
just incdredibly stupid.
"So, Charles, what again does a
"hamburger" look like? Is it an animal? Perhaps a desert?"
"You
don't know what a hamburger is? What do you eat? Hamburgers are
like an important part of my life!"
"Well, truth be known, I
do rather like chocolate pie."
"Ooh, that sounds good. But
hamburgers are the best."
"What are hamburgers though?"
The
Demon King spent several minutes explaining to Sephiroth exactly how
a hamburger is made, what it looks like, and finally, what a cow
is.
"Wow," said Sephiroth. "But that's just brilliant. You
murder an animal and then cook it's insides in a deep fryer,
meanwhile dooming your arteries. It's perfectly evil. We shall have
to find one of these so I can try it."
"You lost me on the
word brilan- brillin- borilalant. . ."
They walked through
Mario Land, all the while slashing random squishy things. At one
point they ran into a blooper, causing Sephiroth to scream like he
was posessed and chop it into a million pieces. Finally, Sephiroth
saw something that nearly made him faint. It was something that he
had been deprived of for far too long.
Up ahead was a large black
castle. It reeked of the word evil. Towers with no windows were
covered in iron spikes, and in place of a simple flag on the pole
there was a piece of cloth shaped like a head. The head had a spiky
black collar and the face of destruction. The two visitors were
positively delighted.
"It's like. . . pure destruction,"
said the Demon King incredulously.
"What's incrudly-
incuredler- ink- ink-"
-Shut up. throws goomba at Demon
King-
"Owe!"
"It's the only thing in this place
that isn't either marshmellows or stupid fat blobs." Sephiroth
came up and stared at a large metal spike lovingly.
"I agree."
The Demon King tried to process an idea for a moment. "Hey, wait a
second. . . ?"
The door swung open freely and welcomed them with
an eerie sqeek. Inide it was dark and cold, with a red velvet carpet
covering the hallways. Guards covered in spiks, with red glowing
eyes, awaited them.
Sephiroth saw them and became wary. "Hello.
. ." He stepped up toward one of them.
The guard looked very
tired. He pulled out a notecard. "Are you a freind/prisinor of the
lord Bowser?" he read.
"Yes. Sure. Of course," replied
Sephiroth.
"Okay," said the guard. "Carry on then."
