A/N: Second Surprise: Deleted Scenes. They will be hosted by yours truly(besides me)Hamtaro and Bijou!
Disclaimer: Hmmm...If I owned Hamtaro, I'd probably have Hamtaro and Bijou be an official couple and announce it live on CNN, Boss would get over Bijou(whether he wants to or not), Sparkle would lose her fame, Laura would SO die...
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Chapter 13: Deleted Scenes
The Ham-Ham clubhouse is empty. There is no one is inside, except two hamsters...
Mysterious Ham's voice: Hurry up, Hamtaro! I think zhey are here!
Hamtaro's voice: I'm coming, Bij! Just lemme get...(struggles with something)...th-the popcorn!
Bijou's voice: You know eet didn't have to be so big! Eet eez just zee two of us!
Hamtaro's voice:(whiney) I know! I know! But I'm hungry!
Bijou's voice: Fine, but pleez do not whine like zhat!
Suddenly, Hamtaro and Bijou appear from around the corner. Bijou is holding two cups of hamster soda. Hamtaro is dragging in a bag of popcorn the size of a human nail polish bottle. Bijou is sweatdropping. She looks ahead and gasps.
Bijou:(hisses) Told you zhey're here!
Hamtaro: Who?
Bijou: Ugh! Zee reviewer...persons, stupid!
Hamtaro: Oh.
Bijou:(giggles nervously) Bo-Bonjour everyone! I'm Bijou! And zhis eez Hamtaro as you all know!
Hamtaro:(waves stupidly)Hi!
Bijou: Anyways, we brought you here to show somezhing me and Hamtaro found a while ago!
Hamtaro: Yup! Now in "Party For Two," we all know what happens, right? Right! But you don't even know half of the story!
Hamtaro and Bijou both sit down in two sofas. Hamtaro pulls out two DVD cases with DVD's--naturally--inside.
Hamtaro: These babies here contain never-before-seen footage from behind the scenes. One contains deleted scenes and the other has some super funny bloopers I caught on tape! Well...most of them. Wanna see 'em? Put one in Bijou!(tosses one disc to Bijou)
Bijou:(catches it)I would love to!(puts disc in DVD player in the DVD player on the Ham-Ham TV)
Hamtaro:(turns on the TV. The screen turns blue. "Playing" is seen on the top left-hand corner.)MOVIE TIME!
9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1
§ Childhood Friends" Deleted Scene §
Childhood Friends--Scene 17 (Hint: When young Stan and Crystal run across the the busy traffic street, aaaaaannndddd...!)
BEEEEEEEEEP! BEEP! HONK, HONK! BEEP! HOOOOONK! BEEEEEEP! HONK! BEEEEEEEEEP! HOOOOOONK!
The streets of 3rd Avenue was literally swarmed and drowned in the constant honkings of cars, limos, trucks, buses, vans and convertibles. Vehicles of all shapes, sizes, colors(and mileage)were jumbled up together, facing different directions and honking and beeping at one another like there was no tomorrow.
Humans from the sidewalk had gathered around to see what on earth had happened. Helicopters, police cars and television news crew were arriving to the scene. It wasn't long before the traffic disaster was live on TV an--
"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM AND YOUR BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS LIVES FOR AN IMPORTANT NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT!"
(A/N: I WASN'T DONE!)
Nikki scowled as her favorite soap opera was cancelled from the news announcement. "Ugh! What kind of stupid interruption could be more important than my show?" she growled. She would soon find out. "Hi, this is Brianna Goldstein here with a special News 14 announcement," a blonde woman came unto the screen. The pet shop animals looked up curiously at her.
"Hey! Where's our show?" Haylie complained as she walked up from behind Nikki. "I dunno. Interrupted." Nikki shrugged. "Just a mere ten minutes ago, a series of strange events have resulted in this," Then, a bird's eye view of the knot of land vehicles popped up. "A huge traffic jam that is way out of control had formed just minutes ago." Brianna's voice explained in the background.
Nikki's eyes widened. "Whoa!" she gasped. "What happened there?" Haylie added. "Now we all want to know. What happened and how!" Brianna said. "Yeah we do!" all the animals chorused, shocked.
"It was a cat, a dog and these two rodents! Chasing each other!" a man being interviewed by Brianna said. "Rodents?" Nikki, Haylie and Rose(who came out of nowhere)repeated fearfully. The first thing that had come to mind at the word "rodent," was fiesty, trouble-making Crystal.
"It's true! These animals were all chasing one another across the street!" a woman exclaimed. "It's like nothing I've ever seen dudette!" a surfer was next to be interviewed. "I saw the animals. People say they were mice, but they were more like...hamsters, I think. You could tell by the stubby tails!" a teenage girl spoke next.
"Mom! Auntie Angie! Samantha! COME OVER HERE NOW!" Nikki screamed, turning pale. Angie, Crystal mother, Faith, Nikki's mother and Samantha, Haylie and Rose's mother ran over to them. "What is it, Nikki?" Faith asked. The three little girls pointed at the TV screen. A teenage boy was on the screen.
"I saw the accident and even took a picture of them! It was a pitbull dog, an orange cat and these two little hamsters..." The three moms stiffened. "...they looked pretty young, so they're lucky they actually got to the other side of the street! Here's the photo." He held out a photo.
Angie, Faith, Samantha, Nikki, Haylie and Rose took one look at the photo, squealed and fainted.
There was the dog...
the cat...
an unknown tiger-striped boy around Crystal's age...
and Crystal.
§ "Party For Two" Deleted Scenes §
Scene 23: Rounds One Thru Five! (Hint: When Hamtaro says something smart after a hit on the head.)
"Hamtaro..how many fingers do you see?" Dexter asked, holding up two fingers in front of a dazed Hamtaro. "Two!" Cappy blurted out. Boss smacked the back of his head. "Uuugghhh..." Hamtaro sat up. "..when you add the squares of the sums of the lengths a and b of the legs equals the square of the length c of the hyptenuse, you get the Pythagorean Theorem." he said in one non-Hamtaro-like breath.
The gang stared at him with perfect O-shaped eyes and mouths. Sandy wrote down the moment in her notepad. She was secretly intending on writing a "How To Be A Ham-Ham...Without Losing Your Head!" novel for the Ham-Hams of the future coughwhowereconsideredtobetheirchildrenifyouknowwhatimeancough.
"H-Huh?" Cappy piped up weakly.
"I forget!" Oxnard added.
"What he say?" Pashmina cocked her head.
"Like, excuse me?" Sandy demanded.
"Is he sick?" Boss asked.
"I'm confuuuuussssssed!" Panda whined.
"Okyoo!"(we all know who that is!)
"Umm...why is he speaking of Grades 8-12 mathematics at a time like this?" Dexter said.
"Pythager-who Theor-whatta!" Howdy scratched his head.
"Hamtaro...? Are you in zhere?" Bijou bonked at his head with her paw...and could've sworn she heard an echo.
"No, he's not sick!" Maxwell chuckled at his confused Ham-Ham friends. "It is quite obvious what Hamtaro said. But the fall on his head must've triggered some kind of error. He's recovering mentally and will probably be forming this sort of strange behavior. He will return to us shortly. And as for the Pythagorean Theorem, it is basically a simple equation human children learn about in the 'middle schools.' It calculates the..."
But all the Ham-Hams could hear was "Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah blah. Blablablablabla!"--literally! While the "blah blah blah's" went on and on...and on(!), the Ham-Hams were kind of doing their own thing, tuning him out.
Bijou was playing with her hair, Pashmina was blowing huge bubbles with her(that came out of nowhere)gum--until one bubble popped and stuck to her face. She began to unsuccessfully pull it out. Sandy was scribbling away in her novel notepad, working on her "If Your Destined Ham-Ham Boyfriend Is A Born-Genius, Avoid The Following..." chapter. Cappy and Penelope, bored to death, had their eyes twitching.
Boss and Oxnard were pushing each other playfully. Until Oxnard pushed Boss too hard and triggered a slap fight. Howdy was snoring loudly, while standing up, an anime snot-bubble shrinking and expanding with each breath. A disgusted Panda popped it with a sharp twig and sighed, relieved. And then..another snot bubble came out of Howdy's nostril. Surprised, Panda stabbed at it again. It vanished...and was replaced with a third bubble! Panda kept at this disturbing game until he was fed up and threw Howdy into a squirrel hole.
Poor Hamtaro was sitting on the floor, drooling. He was still going through his "the-line-between-smartness-and-stupidness" phase. Anime swirls, static shocks and musical birds were flying around his head as he tried to mentally pull himself together.
Dexter was smiling, nodding at what Maxwell was saying. Suprisingly(NOT!), he could actually understand him! But in his mind, Dexter was annoyed. I understand what Maxwell is saying, but God he talks waaaaay too much! How does Sandy put up with him? he thought to himself. Keep in mind that Maxwell was still talking here!
After a few moments of academic torture, Sandy vanished into the bushes, like the others even cared! She came back with a giant tranqulizer gun. The Ham-Hams all looked at her curiously as she snuck up behind a blabbering Maxwell with an evil smirk on her face. The tiger-striped female twin focused, carefully drew back the needle, aimed and...
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Maxwell began rubbing his behind while Sandy fled, unseen. "Ouchi-chi! What was that about? Someone just stabbed me with some kind of--" But Maxwell was out cold before he hit the floor.
"Finally! Some peace and quiet!" Sandy sighed. "Hot dog, the genius is out like a light." Boss said sarcastically. "Now can we pleeeaaaassee get back to the choosing thing before Stan or Crystal get back?"
"Oh, right. That thing. Okay, let's--HEY!" Sandy screamed and caught Bijou and Pashmina by the arms before they could creep away in different directions. "You know we're like, still not done with you two yet!"
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Scene 31: Pashmina? (Hint: When Crystal catches Pashmina at the buffet restaurant.)
"Guys, look! She's sitting with someone. It looks like...like...Sandy?" Crystal squinted through the glass. And the gang saw why Crystal thought it was Sandy. The person across from Pashmina had orange ears, and a slight hint of brown tiger stripes. But they knew damn well that was not Sandy!
"Aww! They must be making up!" Sure enough, Pashmina seemed to be in deep conversation with "Sandy," talking and smiling casually. Then, "Sandy" stood up. The five Ham-Hams squeaked helplessly. If Crystal saw no red ribbon on "Sandy's" tail, then that spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E! "Sandy" seemed to be excusing "her" self. "What's Sandy doing?" Crystal cocked her head.
Hamtaro's head rushed. Whatshouldhedowhatshouldhedowhatshouldhedooooooo! Then it came to him. It was stupid, but the hell with Common Sense! This was an emergency! He threw himself--LITERALLY--on top of Bijou, sending them both to the ground! "AAAACK!" he pretended to scream in shock.
Bijou squealed as she crashed into Crystal, who slammed head-on into Howdy, who ran into Dexter during his fall, who fell onto Oxnard. They all fell into one heap, like a chain. Meanwhile Stan casually entered the boys' room, not seeing anything.(A/N: This was how Stan left without being caught by Crystal.)
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Pashmina's eyes widened in horror as she saw the six Ham-Hams stand up. They weren't facing her, so she got a perfect chance. The pink-loving girl-ham ducked under the table and hid beneath the silk tablecloth. She pulled out her pink cellphone. She was going to dial a number when it rang. "Hello?" Pashmina answered it.
"Pashmina! You're in BIG trouble! Crystal saw you in zee restaurant and thinks you're with Sandy! We're all outside!"
Pashmina let out an impatient breath. "I know, Bijou!" she snapped. "Which is why I'm getting help." She put Bijou in a second line to three-way call with the one person she had in mind. "C'mon, pick up. Pick up!" she muttered desperately. Finally, there was a click.
"Like, hello? Sandy speaking!" Sandy chirped.
"SANDY!"
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Scene 32: Three-Way Call! (Hint: When Pashmina, Sandy and Bijou three-way call about the "Crystal-seeing-Pashmina-at-the-restaurant" incident.)
"Oh Pashy, hi! Is Stan being too much for you?" Sandy asked with a suspicious hint in her green eyes.
§ At the restaurant... §
"Actually, Stan is being a perfect gentleman!" Pashmina answered from her uncomfortable position under the table. "But we do have a problem!" she flinched. "What's that?" Sandy seemed curious. "Uhhh..." Pashmina inhaled and said it all in one breath.
§ At the Clubhouse... §
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!"
Sandy's shrill explosion made the clubhouse shake in it's foundation. The Ham-Hams who were with Sandy jumped out of their skins. Pashmina and Bijou had to jerk their phones away from their ears.
Bijou pressed her paw on the earpiece to keep Crystal from hearing something--on account she was in an alley away from the others. Pashmina had to sit on her's when someone feet paused in front of her table.
"WHADDAYA MEAN CRYSTAL AND THE OTHERS ARE OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT YOU AND STAN ARE AT?" Sandy demanded with a huge anime head and flames in her eyes.
"Okyoo! Okyoo okyoo!" Penelope suddenly pointed accusingly at Cappy. "Hey! Dooon't 'I-told-you-something-bad-would-happen-Cappy' me!" Cappy snapped. "Okwee okwee!" Penelope glared smugly. "I did not jinx the date by saying, 'What-could-possibly-go-wrong-Penny?' " Cappy shot back.
"Okyoooo!" Penelope rolled her eyes. " 'Yeah right?' Don't you backsass me, Penelope and say 'Yeah right'! I'm older than you!" Cappy demanded. "Okyoo okwee!" Penelope mimicked the "I'm-older-than-you" part. "What!" Cappy was getting ticked off by Penelope's bratty attitude towards him about this. The little girl simply pointed her tail in his direction and made a disturbing fart sound with her tongue.
An anime vein popped out of Cappy's head. "THAT'S IT MISSY! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BLANKIE PRIVILIEDGES! COME HERE YA' LITTLE BRAT!" Cappy charged towards Penelope.
The girl squealed and ducked. The two younger hamsters began to run around the clubhouse. Boss grabbed them each one by the scruff of their necks. "Children, PLEASE! Control yourselves!" he scolded. "Okwee okwee okyoo!" Penelope whined. "I didn't jinx the date for the last time, you paranoid little girl! And whaddaya mean I started all this!" Cappy screamed.
"Hel-loooo! Do you mind here peoples!" Sandy hissed at them, a cold and deadly look threatening their lives. Everyone fell silent and backed off. Sandy huffed and turned her attention back to the phone. "Now Pashmina, are you sure it's them?" she asked. "Positive!" Pashmina squealed.
§ Back with Hamtaro and Bijou... §
Hamtaro and Bijou are laughing out loud as the DVD player stops the video.
Hamtaro: Whooo!(wipes eyes)That was hysterical!
Bijou: Ohhh, oui!(giggles)
Hamtaro: Soooo...now what?
Bijou: Well...we could show zhem zee bloopers!
Hamtaro: Cool! I'll get it right no--
Just then, Hamtaro's lower intestine starts to grumble loudly. Hamtaro grows pale.
Hamtaro: BAAAAAAAAAAATHROOHOOOHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOM!(runs out, an anime cloud following him)COMING THROUGH! OUTTA MY WAY!(door slams)
Bijou: Oh noooo! Hamtaro! Did you secretly eat some of zhat spicy bean chili with your huge bag of popcorn when I wasn't looking?
Hamtaro:(from behind door)PATHMARK HAD FREE SAMPLES! FREE! SAMPLES!
Bijou: Hamtaro, I swear...! I...OOOOOOOH! You know zhat combination of junk food has..."interesting" results!(looks at audience and smiles nervously)Zhis could take a while! Let us take a break, shall we?(mutters)As in cut...Cut...(hisses)Stop rolling the damn camera!
The camera turns off suddenly.
§ To be con't... §
A/N: Oh my God, they make bad hosts! WHY DID I HIRE YOU TWO AGAIN! IF YOU MESS UP ON THE BLOOPERS, I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS AND--I mean...uhhh...i-it's not like that, I...
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Coming Up on Crystalgurl101's Behind-The-Scene Bloopers...
A secret about Bijou's that'll make you "trip" on your own two feet, Pashmina's "rainbow" of wrong line-mistakes, Hamtaro's unfortunate Target incident, and get up close and personal with how the cast made Party For Two's buffet restaurant food fight scene come alive!