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STAGE 2: Code M
Out on some deserted highway, Bowser and the kooplings were walking towards Castle Cackletta. While walking for a while now, he had finally cooled down about his bottled up rage at the author for tor- Uh, I mean "enlightening" him. He was not, however, pleased that he was stuck in in the middle of nowhere with almost all of his kids, and if he ever did see that author again, he'd due things that I'm not allowed to type because I'd have to raise the rating.
Roy: Embrace the madness…Embrace the madness…
Bowser: Roy, your grounded.
Roy: Why?
Bowser: Because you've been saying that every two seconds since breakfast.
Roy:……Now will you embrace the madness?
Bowser sighed. It would probably be miles before they hit civilization. But when he reached the top of the hill, he saw something that made his eyes water in a positive way. Civilization!
Bowser: I'm saved! I'm saved, it's just to good to be true!(sob).
Ludwig: Don't you mean we're saved, pop?
Bowser: No, I mean I'm saved. I was about to eat your brother to get rid of his ramblings…
There, out in the middle of the field, was……
Wendy:….An Elmer's Glue factory?
Meanwhile…
Cackletta was roaming the halls, looking livid, with Fawful trying to keep up with her quickened pace. She has been like this ever since yesterday, and Fawful was starting to get annoyed by her mood.
Cackletta: I still can't believe I let that little smart-ass say that to me yesterday! Bullied by my own prisoner, and only a four year old at that!
Fawful: Well he is intelligent for his age…
Cackletta: WHAT WAS THAT!
Fawful: Nothing, your grace!
Cackletta: That's it! I'm going to give that little mongrel hell!
Fawful: (sigh).
Fawful left to do his work while Cackletta entered her office, which strangely was also the dungeon. Bowser Jr. was still in his cage, bound just like yesterday, with an uncomfortable gleam in is eyes. Cackletta approached his cage and glared strait down into what she saw as the reincarnation of the bomb at Hiroshima.
Cackletta: I bet you think your pretty cleaver, don't you?
Bowser Jr.: (mock/innocent tone) What makes you say that?
Cackletta: Because I know everything.
Something about the way his eyes sparked made her think she was going to regret saying that…She turned around and headed toward her desk, when she spotted something. It was the piece of paper from yesterday, but it had changed.
E#1 Completed/ Emotions
M#2 Initiated
P#3 In motion
I#4 ASAP
D#5 Final…
She held up the paper and felt uneasy.
Bowser Jr.: (fake/curious tone) What's that?
Cackletta: It's just a piece of paper.
Bowser Jr.: Where was it?
Cackletta: It was right here on this desk, you twit.
Bowser Jr.: How did it get there?
Cackletta: I don't know, brat.
Bowser Jr.: Oh, so you don't know everything, eh?
There was defiantly cruelty in his voice. Cackletta was going to wipe that sound out of his voice.
Cackletta: Uh…It came in the mail.
Bowser Jr.: From Who?
Cackletta .: Uh… my aunt!
Bowser Jr.: Why did she send it?
Meanwhile…
Bowser and the seven kooplings walked in to the counter and rang the bell. A man jumped out from under the counter. He looked like your everyday employee, but there was something about his presence that made Bowser uneasy…
Man: Can I help you?
Bowser: Yah, our car broke down and me and my kids were wondering if you know any place around where we can sty for the night.
Man: I know! You can all stay here for the night, we got plenty of spare room.
Bowser: Oh, no. we couldn't do that.
Man: Nonsense! You all come back here behind the counter and I'll take ya to the boss.
They went behind the counter and into the factory. There were various machines running doing different things and there was a large pen of horses, looking frightened.
Larry: So that's what a horses ass in a glue factory looks like!
Man: It sure does sonny! You'll have to forgive the boss if he seems a bit "off", he only just got the job yesterday.
Lemmy: That's a coincided!
They entered the door and found a large desk with the chair back turned…
: Hi…
If Bowser thought the other guy was creepy, than this guy is just plain scary.
: I see you've brought guests, Arnold. I'd love to have a private chat with them.
Arnold: Of course, boss!
He left the room leaving Bowser and the kooplings with this man…
: Where are my manners! I haven't introduced myself, call me…
His chair turned around and revealed his body, but his face was hidden in shadow.
:… Mr. Author.
Meanwhile…..
Cackletta: (exhausted) because partial movement instigates stability…
It had been going on for hours, and with no end in sight. She couldn't do one more question, Her patience had run out hours ago, and he didn't seem to be phased at all!
Bowser Jr.: I have only one more question…
Cackletta felt like praying 1000 times right here, right now after hearing that.
Bowser Jr.: What is pi-
Cackletta: Three point one four!
She was about to dash out of the room when she heard…
Bowser Jr.: I'm not done yet. What is pi, to the fifth decimal.
Cackletta felt like wishing every single soul of damnation.
Cackletta: Uh… 3.14101?
He grinned a grin that seemed to peel the flesh off her eye sockets.
Bowser Jr.: Nope.
Cackletta: 3.14234?
Bowser Jr.: Nope.
A few hours later…
Cackletta: ( practically sobbing) 3.14159?
Bowser Jr.: Yep
Cackletta: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Cackletta didn't wait for Bowser Jr.'s response. She ran out the room so fast the sonic boom cracked the door.
Bowser Jr. , now alone, cackled evilly to himself.
Bowser Jr.: Stage 2, mentality, complete. Hehehe.
He cackled once more before drifting off to sleep, trying to remember every swollen artery of frustration on Cackletta's face…
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Well, I hoped you liked it, cause the chapters get longer and longer from here.
