1Li woke up in a good mood. She had the most splitting headache, and it was taking her mind off of everything else. This was then contradicted when she did notice a piece of wood on the floor.
"D'arvit!" She bent down and saw that it was a very large piece of wood. In fact, it looked like a very familiar piece of wood. "It's Link's three sided sign." She picked it up. It was blank.
Li smiled evilly. This was going to be fun. She tried to write something on the sign with a rock, but it wouldn't dent it. Li figured that it could tell what she wanted it to say. This made a lot of sense at the time.

Link heard a nock at the door and hurried to open it. He saw Li with a big grin on her face. "Good morning!" Link said brightly. "You sure do look happy!"
Li held up the sign, and it said, "Loser." She flipped it again to say, "Go jump off a bridge." Finally, she flipped it again to reveal the word, "Loser." Li frowned. She flipped it again. "Go jump off a bridge." This wasn't right. She wanted it to say, "Haha I stole your sign" on the third side.
Link thought this was very amusing. Li gritted her teeth and threw the sign on the stone floor and shattered it. It made a very loud banging sound.
"Oh no," said Link. "It looks like you broke Zelda's 3-sided sign. At least I still have my sign."
Li twitched. "This. isn't. yours?"
"Well, I liked mine so much that I gave Zelda one for her birthday."
Upon hearing this, Li decided to flee. "Run!" She flew down the hallway and ran into Zelda, who fell over on her back.
"What was all that noise?" asked Zelda angrily. She started to go toward the boys' room.
"Uh, nothing! Nothing at all. Just erm. . . the boys. They're so annoying, eh. Nothing that you need to worry about-"
Zelda had opened the door. She shook her head in confusion. "Is that-"
Li thought fast. It was all that saved her skin. "Link's sign! He broke it!" She gave Link a warning look that he missed. "Link, you moron!"
Link looked very confused, but just as he was about to open his mouth, Zelda said, "Oh goddesses. This is all so stupid. Lets just go find Ganon."

Li had saved herself just in time, and while they were getting ready she stole Link's sign and put it in Zelda's bag. Nobody seemed to notice or care. They were headed somewhere, supposedly toward Ganon. The more obvious fault in this plan was that they didn't know where he was. The less obvious fault was that they were going in circles.
"I think we're going in circles," said Link after several hours of walking through the same forest. "And there are an aweful lot of empty forests and fields in Hyrule it seems."
Li tripped and fell on Roy, who had stopped in his tracks. Zelda fainted and then recovered very quickly to shout at Cloud for not catching her. Cloud was making a very odd sound and swaying with his tongue sticking out.
"You- just- said- something- smart," stuttered Roy, beneath Li. "It's like the whole world is turned upside-down."
Everyone else agreed. Link agreed too. He shook his head and smiled stupidly. "Wow, they like me!"
Zelda smacked him and he was quiet for a record-breaking 5 minutes. Li started directing them in a diffirent direction for a while, and they finally started getting somewhere. In fact, they were headed for a cave.
"I get the feeling we should go in the cave," said Link.
Li tripped and fell on Roy, who had stopped in his- Oh, whatever, you know the basic idea. Anyway, they were incredibly surprised again. Then they got over it and started heading toward the cave.