1Inside the cave Link got attacked by some fire bats, and Cloud saved him, much to everyone's dismay. Then they went into a room. And another room. Wait-there are no rooms, scratch that. They went into a tunnel. Then another tunnel. Anyway, this story is getting way too boring so just cut to the point. I'm sick of them wandering through endless forests doing nothing demmit.

-skips multiple scenes of them wandering through cave-

So there he was before them, the great Ganon-

"Hey wait a second," said Li. "You can't just skip to the end like that."
-watch me.-

So there he was before them, the great Ga-

"But-but that's just wrong."
-Would you rather I tell you about how you wondered through the cave telling Link to shut up for 2 hours?-
"Mumblemumble. . ."

So there he was before them, the great Ganon, huddled in a corner giggling like a deranged toddler, holding a rubber duck. He was quite obviously insane, from the grin on his face to his feet, one covered in a bunny slipper.
Li tripped and fell on Roy, who- okay, you get it.
Then they heard the most horrifying sound that had yet reached an ear in the entire universe.
"Twinkuw, tinkle, wittle star!" Ganon gave a stomach-churning high-pitched giggle, and everyone's ears took a stand and sued the author together on the basis of assault.
"Aaa!"
"Arrg!"
"Nooo!"
"Yay!" said Link, and clapped enthusiastically.

So, once again, Sephiroth and the Demon King are poking the portal. It has been about 8 hours as far as I can tell, and they are still in Mario Land poking a portal.
All the sudden, they were caught by surprize by a deranged blooper running up the hallway. It-

"Now wait just a second!" shouted Li. "Bloopers can't walk! They can't even move out of water."
-Well, I was getting to that.-

It was in a thought-controlled fish bowl with wheels, moving at a rappid pace.

Li rolled her eyes, then got hit in the head with a goomba and passed out.

The enraged blooper moved up toward the two evil- um- things and pushed hard.
"Gyaaaa!" They fell through a time/space portal and into a place far away. Finally.