-1Wrath of The Author
The Author was right in front of them. His face was still in shadow(hmm, I wonder why ; ), but anyone could tell that he was smiling.
Bowser: No, it can't be! It's…It's… my mother in-law! HELP! Keep him away, keep him away!
Wendy: First off, That's not a koopa so she can't be our grandma. And second, how can a grandma be a guy?
Bowser: Well Wendy, It's a long, sad, and Chaotic story, and I really don't want to re-live it.
Everyone except Roy who was still doing you-know-what: ……
Author: Wait! My super author powers have given me an idea.
Vit Bowser: Well I hope at least you of all people in this room have an idea that clearly states your superiority.
Author:…My brain hurts…Anyway, I am going to lock you all in this factory and only I have the Key. Oh, but that's not all. You have to go around with…YOUR MOTHER IN-LAW!
All of the Bowser Clones: NOOOOOOOOO!
Author: Gahahahaha!
The amazing, mysterious, oh, and intelligent, and very attractive, but in a sort of clean way, not in a…What?…Alright, Lets hear what "you" want to hear! Humph! Anyway, The Author snapped his fingers and he vanished. Then there was an eerie presents in the room, and their was a long silence. Suddenly, a small volcano formed right in front of them. The ground shacked, the room quaked, the Bowsers cowered, the kooplings leaned forward, the drums beat faster, the…hey! We got drums! Nice…Anyway, a figure emerged from the volcano. She was an old kooplings with a cane, a purple dress, retractable missile launchers, (well, to the Bowsers she does) a large hand bag, and large, orange hair, plus a pair of half moon spectacles .
Grandma Koopa: BOWSER! WHERE THE HECK IS MY MEDICATION!
Blu Bowser: (whispers) she scares me…
Wit Bowser: (whispers) Amen…
Roy: Hey, you! You'd better embrace the madness before the madness embraces you!
Grandma Bowser walked up to Roy and started doing many unkind things to him, like yelling at him, glaring at him, ripping his limbs off…
Ylw Bowser: Well, it will be hard to embrace the madness now with no limbs…
Everyone except Grandma koopa and Roy's face fell.
Roy: MADNESSSSS! YAYYY!
Roy started bouncing off the tables, the floors, and off the horses ass in the glue factory………again…
He ended up bouncing right in to Grandma Koopa's "hair" and knocked it off. She didn't take that very well and started politely telling him that it's not nice to knock peoples hair off. In other words, she went completely ballistic. If Jr. were there, he'd probably say that Roy looked exactly like his favorite Picasso painting. And he did look it. After the Carnage, red Bowser happily skipped over to Grandma Koopa and extended a hand.
Red Bowser: Hi! My name is Bowser. It's a pleasure to meet-
He was cut off by Grandma koopa trying to strangle him to death.
Blk Bowser: Whoa! She's hot…
Wendy: Apparently daddy's dark side isn't the side that has his good judgment….. Or sanity…
Larry: Daddy has good judgment!
Grandma Koopa: What! What was That! I can't hear you, you little ass, speak up!
Larry: …..Daddy! Grandma called me a little ass!
Bowser: She's wrong. You have a very big ass.
Larry: (beaming) Thank you daddy!…Wait, what?
Lemmy: Shouldn't we be looking for the Author? He'll probably fix this with a little "convincing".
Grandma Koopa: Well what are we waiting for, move it lard ass!
Wendy: Wow, Grandma's so cool!
The others gave her a look that clearly said, "what's wrong with you?"
Blu Bowser: Um, I don't know… how will we know were to look?
Bowser: I'm sure will think of some-
He was cut off by a funny-weird not funny-ha-ha feeling in his stomach.
Wit Bowser: You don't look so hot… Did you eat something, weird or something?
Bowser Thought back to the this morning. Okay, he had breakfast and… the food allergy! But what does that have to do with-
Bowser: Oh no, The Allegro!
His boy began to shake, quake, and do other things that pretty much describe the same thing. Then their was a blinding light. Bowser opened his eyes and examined his body.
Bowser: Hey! Nothing happened to me!
Every one was staring at him like he was a infected.
Bowser: What?
Roy: Look daddy! Now we can embrace the madness together!
Bowser looked at his shoulder and SCREAMED as loud as he could. There, welded to his shoulder, was…
Everyone: ROY?
How do you like that for a cliff-hanger? Don't worry, the Bowser clones will do a lot more in the next chapter.