1Merry xmas:D
"I'm
Jewish," said Sephiroth.
"What's an xmas?" asked
Link.
-For a special holiday surprise, I'm giving you all
presents!-
"Yay, presents!" said Link.
Li covered her eyes
and moaned. "I'm afraid."
-As well you should be. Now, first
is. . . Cloud! Here you go!-
Cloud looked at the box of chocolate.
"I'm on a diet."
-Oh well. Next is. . . Sephiroth!-
"What
the-" He looked dubiously at the pink teddy bear.
-Next is the
Demon King!-
"Wow, bandages, I could use that after you pushed
me 5 FEET TO THE GROUND!"
-Aaand, Link!-
"Yay!" shouted
Link as he looked down at a rock. "What a great present!" He then
attempted to eat it.
-Here you go Roy!-
"Um. . . a potted
giant venus fly trap. How um. . . ouch! thoughtful."
-This
one's for Zelda!-
"OMG!" shouted Zelda. "It's a teen
magazine!" She saw a picture of Cloud and hugged it.
-And
finally. . . Merry xmas Li!-
Li's eyes widened. "Wow, it's a
sword!" She tried to pick it up and dropped the hilt on her foot.
"Gya!"
-But I feel generous. zappedy-
Li tried to pick it
up once more, and to her surprize it was incredibly lighter. "Thank
you!"
-And I was running low on zappedy power, so I used the
power out of Link's 3 sided sign.-
"I thought he broke his,"
said Zelda.
Li looked around nervously. "Uh. . . erm. .
."
"Grrr- Gya!"
"Ouch- no- owe! Please- stop- ouchies!"