-1Turn Up the Heat!
Cackletta: No! I don't want to see if he's alive or not! I was terrified just to carry him frozen! Just put him in his cell, and turn on the juice, in fact, turn it up to twice the needed heat, just to make things fun….
The Bowsers, Kooplings, and Grandma Koopa woke up. They were all in a large cell, that was, well…large.
Grandma Koopa: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having!
Morton: Let me guess, Louie Armstrong was trying to kill you?
Grandma Koopa: No, Abraham Lincon was trying to kill he!
Abraham Lincon: Can anybody blame me?
Bowser: Where are all of you freaky historic people from a parallel dimension coming from!
Abraham Lincon: Oh, that weird kid stuck to your side is paying people to come in until you "embrace the madness", I cannot tell a lie, and that kid is disturbing…
Roy: Don't worry daddy, we'll get you insane in no time.
Bowser: How the hell did we get into this mess anyways?
Vit Bowser: Well don't look at us, we weren't there to see what drove you to come here.
Bowser: Okay, lets run through this backwards, We were just in a large cathedral, And before that we met Louie Armstrong, Then…
Wendy: Then before that we found out about Bowser Jr. Nutt…
Iggy: Before that you took the Eulg and got separated from yourselves…
Lemmy: Before then we entered the glue factory…
Larry: Yah, and that was because the author crashed the Klown car…
Morton: And before that we left the Castle…
Ludwig: But…Why did we leave?
Bowser: Okay, everyone try to remember ANYTHING from before we left the castle.
Wendy: Hmmm, there was a coffee strike!
Larry: Roy first started ranting…
Ludwig: There was a prison break.
Morton: I was having an argument about how the grass grows.
Lemmy: I was trying to play a prank on Jr., but he wasn't there.
Everyone' eyes widened. They all knew now…
Bowser: That weird person who I can't remember the name of because she wasn't an important person has Jr.!
Morton: I knew it! I knew something was missing ,and now I know! It was Jr.'s smart-ass comments!
Wendy: Hey, that reminds me, do you still have the ransom dad?
Grandma Koopa: Those weird coins? I threw them away.
Bowser: (whispers) If only I had blown a little louder…
Jr. was still in his dream of liquid color. He felt all of his worries dry up. But suddenly, the colors bubbled, as if they were boiling or something. He then felt searing pain all over his body. Then, something happened so fast that time seemed to stop because it couldn't keep up. Jr. was Revived. He looked around and saw that he was in his cell. But he also saw something else. He was on fire.
Bowser Jr.: Hot damn!
He blew as hard as he could and put the fire out. How he had got on fire, nobody knows. Then he remembered New Zealand.
Bowser Jr.: Wow, who would have guessed a documentary from some parallel dimension would save my life! Hey, the gag is off…
He looked up at the clock. It was 12:00 p.m. There was still time. Cackletta had saved his life, and he forgave her for it. However, he smiled.
Bowser Jr.: Forgive, then forget you forgave….
Jr. laughed to himself and then waited for tomorrow.
Bowser and his clones were all huddled together and seemed to be having a conversation.
Bowser: Okay, so we have to make this look like a complete accident. Agreed?
Vit Bowser: Right, but how to proceed?
Blk Bowser: I say we just grab the old hag and toss her in a ditch!
Red Bowser: How about we just forget our differences and be friends!
Blu Bowser: How about we just call this whole thing off…
Wit Bowser: I think it should have an alibi so they don't get suspicious….
Bowser: Great Idea! But still, How do we kill her!
Roy: Watcha whispering about dad?
Bowser: Never you mind!
Vit Bowser: I got it! We could use silicon smoke(fact) to poison her!
Blu Bowser: But, what if one of the kids see us?….They'll never look at us the same again…
Wit Bowser: Okay, I'll do it.
Bowser: Okay, we'll provide cover.
Suddenly, Wendy entered the part of the cell the Bowsers were. They all jumped at the sight of one of "their" children.
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Bowser: Wendy! Uh, uh, w-what are you doing up?
Wendy: I can't sleep. I keep worrying about that knuckle-head…
Bowser: Hon, you can't change what Roy is, and if you could, then the world would be a better place.
Wendy: Not that knuckle-head! I mean Jr.!
Bowser: Wow, this is the first time I've ever seen you worried about any of your brothers… Especially Jr.
Wendy: I just have this weird feeling something bad is about to happen to him…
Bowser: Why do you care all of a sudden?
Wendy: As much as it hurts to say, I was scared for him when I saw that tape.
Bowser: It's okay to worry about the safety of your little brother, but I would be more worried about what he's going to do to her than what she's going to do to him.
Wendy Knew That was true. Nobody EVER got the last laugh on Jr. and lived, not even her father…
Wendy thanked her dad and went to bed. But she still had that nagging feeling…She sighed and wondered when she would finally get out of this damn cell…
Bowser Jr. woke up with great difficulty. He was very sick from being frozen in freezing cold ice for all that time, however, he was to stubborn to see this seriousness. He wearily glanced at the clock. He sighed. If I'm going to pull this off, it has to be today and now…He thought. He was already two days behind schedule, and for the one of the first times in his life, he missed his family. His dad, the guards at the castle, he even missed his siblings who were constantly picking on him. You'll see them again soon, he assured himself, but first, you need to finish what you started. He looked back down at the zirconium chains and sighed. He felt too sick to think up of something to get him out of these chains. His stressed mind came across a memory from reading somewhere that freezing something made it mush more breakable. With all of his already waning strength left, he broke the chains. As soon as he got down, however, he got an intense case of vertigo. He felt like he had been hit on the head with a brick. The room started to spin before his eyes before he finally blacked out.
Bowser: Okay, You got the silinon?
Vit Bowser: It's silicon.
Bowser: Whatever! Do you have it?
Vit Bowser: Affirmative.
Bowser: Okay, give it to the white me. Are you ready?
Wit Bowser: Time to kill a siren.
Bowser: Okay, we'll create a distraction. Ready…Now!
Six of the seven Bowsers went over to where the kooplings were.
Bowser: Hey kids! Whatcha doin?
Morton: We're trying to find a way out of this cell! Haven't you been thinking that?
Bowser: Yah. I mean, usually a villain would come and start to monologue or something, but he left after he put us in here, I wonder why… And why in such a big cage?
While Bowser was spouting, Wit Bowser Approached the sleeping Grandma Koopa and started to burn silicon. She seemed to struggle and then went limp. Wit Bowser then ran away from the scene.
Larry: And what about Jr.? We past the deadline to save him, What's going to happen to him?
Suddenly, Bowser Jr. Nutt entered the dungeon. Everyone looked at him.
Ludwig: What do you want?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: As you all know by now, your in a cage.
Roy: Really? I thought this was a press conference….
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Shut up! Anyways, I know your all wondering why I brought you to this cage.
Iggy: Yeah, Why did you?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: First off, it's loads of fun making people suffer, but that's not the reason. I'm here to mess up the plot!
Wendy: Last I heard, You were trying to keep the plot in order!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yah, but that was at the beginning of the story, and the beginning of the story needs a strait plot of everything gets mixed up. This is the middle of the plot where everything has to be messed up.
Bowser: Well, since you're the author, can you at least tell me how my son is doing?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Sure, be right back.
With that, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. In a few minutes, he poofed back.
Bowser: Well?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: He's alive. But he has a strange illness that I can't seem to place.
Bowser: Is he alright?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Well, no. When I found him, he was next to a chair in a cell with broken zirconium chains next to him. I felt the temperature of the chains and they were freeze as if they were frozen not to long ago. I can assume that's what the bitch used to tie him up. By the looks of it, he wasn't doing so well. He was out cold, and his temperature was 105. He was on the floor so it looks like he was escaping, but passed out doing it.
Bowser: What about the bitch?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: It looks like Jr. gave her hell. I was looking around and I saw a lot of things that looked like traps for her. Jr. must be trying to have fun out of this.
Bowser: Can you let us go?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Sure, but it's going to cost you.
Bowser: We don't have any money.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: That's okay. You just have to sign this contract giving me rights to pop in and out of your life to give you and your family mental suffering. That, and letting me go with you for the remainder of the journey.
Just then, Grandma Koopa woke up. The Bowsers looked at each other nervously.
Grandma Koopa: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having, Some guy who ate a burrito was trying to kill me!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: So, do we have a deal?
Bowser: Fine…
He signed on the dotted line and then the cage door opened.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Okay, lets go.
Cackletta was entering the dungeon, hoping that she could rub in the fact that she saved his life, was shocked when she opened the door.
Cackletta: Fawful! Guards! Come here!
The guards and Fawful entered the dungeon when they noticed Jr. on the floor.
Guard 3: Why is he out of his chains? And why is he on the floor?
Cackletta: I don't know. I'll check.
Cackletta slowly approached Jr. and flipped him over. He had a pale face and cold hands. He was covered with sweat and was violently shivering, plus he was mumbling slightly. Cackletta put a hand to his forehead and saw that his temperature was sky-rocketing. His breathing was very labored.
Guard 5: He doesn't look so hot.
Fawful: Is he sick or something?
Cackletta: What do I look like, a doctor? If he's sick, then I've never seen this illness before.
Guard 2: What should we do?
Cackletta: We tie him back up with new chains, that's what!
Guard 3: So we just leave him like this?
Cackletta: Being frozen in ice is one thing, but I'm not losing any sleep just because he has a cold.
With that, she stormed off. The guards and Fawful shrugged and followed. However…A few seconds after the cost was clear, Bowser Jr. came out from behind a pot. He looked just as bad as his decoy was, and looked like he would fall over at any time.
Bowser Jr.: Works every time…
With that, he an of to make sure that his plan happened tonight.
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Yes, We finally get back to the part where Bowser Jr. tortures Cackletta. See you next update!