-1Stage 4: Code I
Everyone had just woke up. They had all been walking for hours and decided to rest on the side of the highway. Morton yawned and went over for the "news".
Grandma Koopa: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having, Julius Caesar, Attila the Hun, And Rasputin were trying to kill me!
Attila the Hun: Die you filthy dogs!
Julius Caesar: The dice for the fate of Rome has been cast.
Rasputin: More wine!
Wendy: Well at least all of these people are CAPABLE of killing grandma…
Julius Caesar: What an odd creature. You will make a nice addition to my throne room…
Wendy: You and what army?
Just then, hundreds of gladiators lined up behind Caesar.
Julius Caesar: Just the entire Roman empire.
Attila the Hun: No way! The freak is mine!
Just then, hundreds of Huns lined up behind Attila.
Rasputin: Can't we just settle this over wine?
Attila and Caesar: No!
Rasputin: Okay, But I get your wine if you die. Hey, That creature there stuck on that other creature looks like my kind of…creature…
Morton: So that's how Roy got how he is. He must be the reincarnation of that weird guy with the knife in his head, the bullet hole, and the Black mouth!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Okay, Okay, what's with all of the armies?
Julius Caesar: I feel protected that my men will die for me..
One of the Roman guards: That wasn't in the contract, I quit!
Attila the Hun: I must carry mine around because…..Oh look, a mutated turtle thing. (Attila the Hun and his army then escape back to they're dimension)
Rasputin: I'm too drunk to care so don't mind me. Now, I have pressing business to attend to… Hey Rome boy, Got Wine?
Julius Caesar: Your drunk, remember? Go touch yourself in a corner.
Rasputin: I have found the true meaning of life. I can know rest in peace knowing I fulfilled my destiny in
life.
Julius Caesar: But you died, remember?
Rasputin: Yah, well your own people stabbed you to death! Besides, I was probably to drunk to remember…
Julius Caesar: That's it, It's go time!
As The two weird people from another dimension fought, Everyone else was already long gone.
Julius Caesar: Great, Now what do we do?
Rasputin: Want to get drunk?
Julius Caesar: Sure. Your already drunk though.
Rasputin: The more the drunker, wait no that doesn't sound good, the more the…..Oh well lets get drunk.
Julius Caesar: Okay, but your buying,
Cackletta was now starting to feel guilty about leaving the kid sick like that. She was about to go back when she bumped into Fawful.
Cackletta: Oh, what are you dong?
Fawful: Nothing your High-
He stopped talking and looked behind Cackletta, then his jaw dropped.
Cackletta: What?
She turned around and screamed. There, standing in the hallway was………Michael Myers! Cackletta and Fawful ran as fast as they could, screaming. As soon as they left, Jr. came up from behind Michael holding a remote control.
Bowser Jr.: Wow, It looks like samhainophobia is the phobia of Michael Myers.
He pressed a button, but the Michael "robot" only slowly turned his head to him, Breathing heavily. Wait, I didn't give him a breathing function…., Jr. thought. He looked over to where He had deployed the robot, but saw that it was still there. He then looked back to the "robot" in front of him. How can there be two… His eyes widened. He then slowly edged away, With Michael's stare following his every step. Once Jr. thought he got a good enough distance, he ran for his life.
Bowser: Are we there yet?
Roy: Do you embrace the madness?
Bowser: No.
Roy: Then were not there yet.
Bowser: Hey, Bowser Jr. Nutt, Don't you have a cure for that allegro?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Sorry, I didn't make an antidote. You'll just have to suffer.
Bowser gave him the finger.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Hey, Don't make me kill you off!
Roy: Noooo! If he's dead then he can't embrace the madness! Besides if he dies then I die.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: And your point is?…..
Bowser: Did you just say that if I die, Roy dies?…..Any body got a noose?
Roy: What?
Bowser: Nothing.
Wendy: Roy shut up.
Bowser: Good girl.
Morton: Hey, if daddy dies then I'll become king!
Bowser: Hell no, you'll destroy the kingdom. I choose Jr.
While they were on the highway a traffic jam occurred and they were stuck.
Bowser: What the hell!
Roy: gasp have you embraced the madness now?
Bowser: Everyone gets a raise in there allowance except Roy.
Roy: Awwwww! That's not fair….
Bowser: Yes it is. If I suffer you suffer too.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: I get a raise in my allowance? Yay!
Bowser: How come everybody else in this story suffers except you!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Because there is only one thing that will truly make me suffer.
Vit Bowser quickly whispered something into Bowser's ear. An evil smile formed on his face.
Bowser: clears throat …And they all lived happily ever after..
Bowser Jr. Nutt: What! A story that isn't mixed up! A story that makes sense! Nooooo! It's to horrible! Curse you Grim brothers with your happy ending stories that follow the plot! Curse you!
Bowser: Wow, the author is right. Making people suffer is fun!
Roy: Really? Let me try…. Embrace the madness dad.
Bowser: Nooooo!
Roy: Yep, it's fun.
Wendy: Well that means that Grandma must have a lot of fun….
Grandma Koopa: Who the hell are you all of a sudden?
Cackletta and Fawful were at the other side of the castle.
Cackletta: I can't believe that little runt tricked us again!
Fawful: A-are you sure I-it wasn't a t-trick?
Cackletta: Of course not! Think about, Why would a serial killer from another dimension come here to kill us? It's preposterous! It must have been a robot or something built by that little demon!
Fawful: W-well, if your s-sure.
Cackletta: Come on! We have to go into my arsenal closet for protection!
When she opened the door, she saw that the room was filled with bonsai trees. There were paper ornaments hanging form the ceiling and a dragon statue on the wall. In the middle of the room, three Chinese people were sitting down eating rice, and there was a flag with the Chinese symbol behind them.
Chinese guy: Ni-hao!
Fawful looked weirded out while Cackletta looked terrified.
Cackletta: Ahhh, Chinese! It BURNNNS!
Fawful: Your awfulness?
Cackletta wheeled around and ran to the emergency protection room. When she opened the door, There were thousands upon thousands of large needles stacked up on the walls. In the middle of the room, there was a doctor.
Doctor: Let's see. You have a grand total of 999,999,999 vaccinations due. You'll get used to it the first thousand shots.
Cackletta screamed and ran toward the escape pods. When she opened the door, however, she saw that the escape pods where gone and the room was filled with thousands of tarantulas. She then did the most unexpected thing……………..She screamed and ran away.
Everyone was walking toward Castle Cackletta doing many random things. Wendy was combing her hair, Iggy was in an engaging conversation with Morton, While Lemmy and Larry were both trying to see things out of the clouds. Ludwig was reading the book Andromeda Strain, Wit Bowser Was spouting off fake stories of his bravery while Blu Bowser was watching him with awe, Roy was ranting, Bowser was trying and failing to block out the ranting, Ylw Bowser was telling jokes to Red Bowser who laughed at every one of them, Vit Bowser was trying o explain the chaos theory while Blk Bowser stood there looking brain dead, and Grandma Koopa was yelling at everyone. Bowser Jr. Nutt was listening to U2, Green Day, And Maroon 5 on his iPod but got bored and used his super author powers to bring the real deal from their dimension to perform for him live.
Bono: Unos, Dos, Tres, Catorce!
Vit Bowser: Actually, you just said 1 2 3 14. It should be sinco.
Everyone, (not just the bands), gave him a look that clearly screamed "what's wrong with you?". Bowser Jr. Nutt snapped his Author like fingers and sent them back to were they were before.
Blk Bowser: Do you live under a rock or something?
Vit Bowser: No, but I live under a shell.
Grandma Koopa: Shut up, you little ass-hole!
Cackletta had finally collapsed from exhaustion form screaming and running for the umptuple time.
Cackletta: That's it, this is last door in the entire castle!
Fawful: Do you really think it's a good idea to open it this time?
Cackletta: No, but it will bite me in the ass later so I might as well get it over with.
When she opened the door, the towering figure of Michael Myers was standing right in front of her, Breathing heavily and holding a large butchers knife.
Cackletta: Okay, wise guy. You tried this on me once and it ain't going to work this time.
Just then, Jr. came running from the intersecting hallway, dragging his robot version of Michael Myers along with him.
Bowser Jr.: pant pant I think I lost him…..
When Jr. looked up and saw the situation, he slowly walked backwards as if nothing had happened. Cackletta and Fawful slowly turned their heads back to Michael, and saw that he looked a 100 times more menacing then he did five seconds ago. They did the only logical thing, scream and run.
Bowser: Hey, Nutt. Could you check on my son for me?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: If you promise never to call me that again
He disappeared in a wisp of smoke. A few minutes later, he reappeared.
Iggy: Well?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Well what?
Morton: Is Jr. okay?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: No.
Bowser: (worried) What's wrong?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Well, there's nothing physically wrong with him, or Cackletta….for now…
Morton:….For now?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yeah, as long as he, Cackletta and Fawful keep running they should be okay.
Ludwig: Why are they all running?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Oh, they're being chased by Michael Myers.
Everyone: MICHAEL MYERS?
Red Bowser: Michael Myers? Well, I can't wait to meet him!
Blk Bowser: Michael Myers? The Michael Myers? The punk-ass knife wielding dude in the Captain Kirk mask? Awesome!
Blu Bowser: M-M-Michael M-M-Myers? O-oh n-n-no! W-what will w-we d-d-d-do?
Vit Bowser: Michael Myers? Impossible! He's from another dimension, how could he possibly get here?
Wit Bowser: Michael Myers? He isn't so tough. Besides the knife and the mask and the strength and the will to murder and the fact that he's impossible to kill, he's a walk in the park.
Iggy: My Gosh you stupid.
Ylw Bowser: Michael Myers? You mean that funny actor?
Ludwig: That's Mike Myers.
Ylw Bowser: Oh, yah.
Bowser: Michael Myers? We got to get to that castle, quick!
Grandma Koopa: Michael Myers? Who the hell is he all of a sudden. Oh, wait, I think he tried to kill me before.
Bowser: That means he'll probably remember you, Which is an even better reason to get there quickly!
Then they all ran off.
Bowser Jr. had finally felt that he had escaped Michael and continued with his plan…
Cackletta and Fawful were running and screaming so they threw open a door and jumped inside. When they took a look around, they realized they were strapped to a roller coaster. About a second later, the Coaster Zoomed off. Cackletta screamed and then a tunnel came up. Inside the tunnel, Bright neon lights in almost every color blinded the place. Cackletta Screamed. This coaster seems to be infinite! Once she realized what she just thought she screamed again. Suddenly, the ride stopped. While Cackletta and Fawful were still strapped in, they looked over and saw Jr. standing next to the controls, with an evil look on his face. Before the two could say anything Jr. turned the knob that said "ride length" to "6 hours", and then set the knob that said "ride speed" to "add 50mph per lap". He waved to them before they were shot out again through the gauntlet. How he had managed to construct a roller costar this large in two days without anybody noticing is beyond me. Jr. stayed a few seconds to admire his work, then headed back to his cell to make it Michael Myers-proof for the night.
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