-1What's with all the Horror Movie Characters?
Bowser Jr. was sitting in his cell, watching the door. He didn't bother to try to tie himself up again since Cackletta had already saw him. Besides, He didn't want him to find him tied up and an easy target. Suddenly, he heard someone in the hall outside the door. He wouldn't have heard him coming if it wasn't for the floor boards and the deep breathing he heard. Jr. held his breath and tried not to move. Suddenly, the breathing stopped. Jr. knew that wasn't a good sign. If whoever's out there truly went away, then the sound of breathing would fade as it went farther away. If it just stop, then someone was outside. He looked around for a weapon. Maybe if I get lucky, I'll surprise him long enough for me to escape, Jr. thought. He found a medieval flail (don't ask me how that got there) and thought that would have to do. He slowly approached the door, and swung it open.
Grandma Koopa: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having….
Morton: Hey, Guys, Let's go see who grandmas would-be killer is this time.
Bowser: Like we have anything else to do.
Grandma Koopa:….That creepy lady from the Grudge was trying to kill me!
Everyone's face fell
Kayako: (creepy gurgling sounds).
Blu Bowser Fainted.
Wit Bowser: Fear not, as I will save us all!
He ran towards the creepy lady who suddenly reared up and hissed. Wit Bowser ran away, screaming. She approached Lemmy and cornered him. Suddenly, the creepy lady vanished.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Sorry, I'm allergic to the dead.
Iggy: Wow, that was gay.
Wendy: Hey, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Yah?
Wendy: What prank were you going to pull on Jr. if he wasn't kidnapped?
Lemmy Pulled out Jr.'s magic brush from his pocket.
Lemmy: I was going to hide his magic brush, but since he wasn't there I just kept it in my pocket.
Everyone: YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR POCKET ALL THIS TIME?
Lemmy: Yep.
Bowser: Well, it certainly could have been useful back at that glue factory, or when the author crashed the klown car!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Ah, good times, good times.
Grandma Koopa: Good times my ass!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Why are you remembering good times with your ass?
Grandma Koopa: Shut up you clumsy poop!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: (whimper) Your mean…..You should be more nice, like me.
Grandma: No your not, your fat and your stupid.
Morton: This is all very interesting and all, but shouldn't we be using the brush to help us rescue Jr.?
E. Gadd: You can't. All my inventions have a user identification function so only the original user can operate it.
Wendy: Aww, crap…I really thought-…..Where the hell did you come from?
E. Gadd: I'm here because it's rumored that Michael Myers has come to this universe to hunt and kill some author. I'm here to get his autograph.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yah, I wonder how after being in a Looney bin for 15 years how he even knows how to sign an autograph, or drive, or how he found out that his sister was still alive…
Vit Bowser: Wait, did you just say he's after an "author"?
E. Gadd: Yep, some guy named Bowser something Nutt.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: He wants to kill me? Cool! I've never been killed by one of the legendary four slashers! (if you don't know who they are then you need to get out more)
Grandma Koopa: The Legendary four slashers?…That reminds me! I just had the craziest daydream! Leatherface, Freddy Kruger, And Jason Voorhees were trying to kill me!
After saying Letherface, Bowser immediately lunged to try to kill her so it wouldn't come true but Bowser Jr. Nutt stopped him. After she said Freddy, E. Gadd joined in and Bowser Jr. Nutt plus Iggy had to hold them both down. After she said Jason All of the kooplings plus the Author had to hold back every Bowser clone to stop them all from killing her.
Freddy: Somebody rang?
Three of the four legendary slashers stood right in front of them. Leatherface revved his chainsaw, Jason unsheathed his machete, and Freddy clicked his claws.
E. Gadd: You like horror movies to much….
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yah…..hey, I just realized! Look! It's three of the four slashers! Yay! Maybe if were lucky, they'll kill us!
Everybody grabbed the author and did the only logical thing….Scream and run.
Jason: …
Freddy: I already told you, water logged! Were here to find Michael. It appears that he's found someone he wants to kill. That guy we just saw fit his description awfully well…
Leatherface: …
Freddy: Sure, let's go join those weird guys at the bar… Hey Rome-boy! Got Wine?
Jr. Swung the door open and connected. However, it was not Myers but Cackletta and Fawful. He hit them so hard he knocked them out.
Bowser Jr.: Hmm, that certainly didn't feel like six hours…
He looked out the window and was surprised to see Michael Myers walking away from the castle, knife in hand.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: What's his problem…
Lemmy:…Okay, I think we lost them… Maybe we should try the brush?
E. Gadd: I told you, User Identity will realize your not the original owner and do many random things!
Roy: Really?…..Let's try it!
Lemmy painted the first thing that popped into his mind, which happened to be Michael Myers. You can pretty much guess what happened next….Scream and run once Michael Jumped out of the painting. Michael thought for a moment, since he was bored of chasing the author he turned around and saw the bar.
Michael: …… … , … …-…..! … ….?
He then headed towards the bar.
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