-1Speak of the Madness!

Rasputin: Hey waiter, more wine!

Julius Caesar: This is your 24th one!

Freddy: So? Michael's on his 127th, and he doesn't even show signs of being drunk!

Leatherface: …

Rasputin: What did he say?

Freddy: He asked how can Michael drink so much so fast. Well, as you know, Michael is controlled by the curse of Thorn, which is a Celtic curse. Well the Celts are the Irish and the Scottish and the Welsh , and even if you've never had a drop in your life, if you fit one of those categories, then you can drink like crazy, and Michael is all three.

Julius Caesar: Weird.

Michael Myers got up and walked out the door.

Jason: …

Michael Myers: …

Rasputin: Huh?

Freddy: Myers says he going to go try to kill those freaks again.

Rasputin: Whatever, Hey waiter! More wine!

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Note: You are about to enter Bowser's dream sequence. Dream writing will be underlined and will always use present tense.

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Bowser is in a void of his thoughts. He walks forward and sees all of his children outside his castle, being chased by the slashers, Julius Caesar, Abraham Lincoln, Louie Armstrong, Attila the Hun, Rasputin, and that creepy lady from the grudge. But he then turns around and sees the author behind many torture devices. He is dragged over by an invisible force. Bowser sees all of his children around him, cheering the author on. As he is beaten to a pulp by the devices, he then teleports to the room of infinite torture. All of his clones and E. Gadd were standing in the room. He looks over his shoulder and sees that the door is locked so he must spend an eternity with them. He looks over his other shoulder and sees Roy welded to his shoulder. Bowser screams and is flush down into the void were he is swallowed up by the enormous mouth of his mother in-law.

Bowser woke up screaming. When he looked at his surroundings he saw that everyone was looking at him like he was a Hollywood actor. Yesterday, after they were done running from Michael Myers, they had all decided to stay and rest on the highway field.

Bowser: Sorry. Bad dream…

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Did you have a dream that you had car insurance other than Geico? That dream always scares me……So high priced…So long waited…And no gecko mascot! It's gruesome!

E. Gadd: Did you have a dream where you live in Bulgaria? It's not a pretty picture…..I would know…there is only 1 TV per 35 people there! (shiver)

Roy: Did you have a dream where the world settles it's differences, destroys all it's weapons of mass destruction, and live in peace and harmony forever? I need six hours of therapy every time I have that dream…

Bowser: For the first one, no, but that would be a scary dream. For the second, I've had that dream before but it's not the one either, and for the third…...I'll just ignore that it was mentioned…

Granma Koopa: Holy shit! What a dream I was having, Snoopy and the peanut gang were trying to kill me!

The peanut gang and Snoopy appeared with sticks, rocks, AK-47s, and with a 15 percent save on car insurance by switching to Geico! Unfortunately, they mistook Wit Bowser as Grandma Koopa and attacked him.

Charlie Brown: Kill the bitch!

They were hitting him, throwing at him, yelling at him, and gave him rabies as he Wit Bowser ran off screaming. Eventually they got bored and went to the bar. However, because they weren't 18 or older, they were kicked out. Except Snoopy, who was 21 in dog years.

Bowser: Okay…………………...what was I talking about?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: You were saying that recent studies show that video games enhance reflexes and concentration.

Wendy: You were saying that you were going to raise our allowance.

Roy: You were saying how much chaos ensued in the Black Plague.

Bowser: …….

Bowser Jr. had just been able to clean all up all of his traps, lock the two horse ass cheeks in their rooms, and started to plan for his final phase of his plan for tomorrow. He had plenty of time and even had some spare time. After he was done preparing, he hacked himself into the Mushroom-39 government spy satellite and decided to try to find where the others were. First, he checked if the system had any perks and found to his delight that it had a high-powered laser that was accurate up to two feet of planned target, (most aren't even accurate up to 10 feet), a sound system that sends highly concentrated beams of sound to a single targeted area with almost no wavelength change, ( in English that means that if your two feet away from the beam than you don't hear a thing, but if your in it's path then you can hear it perfectly), could show personal information on a targeted individual, and it had sound sonar so it sound pickup almost any sound higher then 0 Hz (about the frequency of a leaf snapping), in a certain area. So he could see, hear, talk, see someone's profile, and blow stuff up. He locked the coordinates to a Infrared scan on everything in a 10 mile radius. The scan picked up 23 known individuals and 1 unknown individual. He checked the highest density of individuals and locked on them. The group contained 16 known and the unknown individual so he finally checked a regular visual. He was right, it was his family, and by the way they looked he could only guess they've had some interesting adventures the past few days. He saw all of his brothers, his sister, and his father (and after living with Roy all of his life, he wasn't surprised to see him in a crazy position, like being welded to his fathers side), and he saw his grandma and E. Gadd. However, he had never seen the shadow covered person before, and he could only guess he was the unknown entity (Oh yah! I wrote a word that confused all of you!). He saw there was many Bowsers along with them and could only guess they were his emotions ( if your asking how he knew, it's because his artistic mind could accept it much quicker than a normal person would). He turned the audio on to listen to there conversation…..

Iggy: Well I say mountains are pimples on the Earth's face!

Morton: Well I say mountains are made from ugly rock dwarfs!

Vit Bowser: Well I say mountains are formed when tectonic plates on the earths crust collide and overlap each other!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Guys, Guys! I'll settle this. Mountains……………are enormous piles of dinosaur shit dried out from being in the sun for millions and millions of years.

Vit Bowser: ……

Morton: ……

Iggy: ……Makes sense to me.

Morton: Ditto.

Bowser: Well, how do you split mountains in half?

Bowser: When the Americans and Russians become friends the surprise the world will have will be powerful enough to split mountains.

Bowser: Darn it! Why couldn't it have been the Australians and the Americans to become friends…

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Well, 1. They're already our friends, 2. Australia is the friendliest country in the world so it wouldn't be a big surprise, and 3. Australia is the flattest continent in the world so it wouldn't be able to break mountains…..Just out of curiosity, why do you ask?

Bowser pointed at the rambling figure welded to his shoulder and Bowser Jr. Nutt nodded. Then Bowser Jr. Nutt suddenly froze.

Ylw Bowser: What's wrong?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: I feel a disturbance in the force, like someone's watching us from very far away… Then again, it could just be a migraine.

Michael Myers: …

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Why do I get migraines? Oh, writer's block and lack of reviews does that to yo-yo-yo-you…………Hi…

Grandma Koopa: Who the hell are you all of a sudd-

She was interrupted by Michael cutting her head off.

Everyone: (gasp!)………..Yay!

Michael was about to slash them all to shreds when suddenly he spotted Roy. The two looked like they were engaged in a staring contest version of Vietnam. Nobody said anything as they watched the two stare at each other. Suddenly Michael straitened up, then walked away. Everybody was staring at Roy.

Blu Bowser: ….H-how did y-you do th-that?

Roy: Simple, he was speaking madness. Only those who truly embrace the madness can even here the language, let alone understand it.

Bowser: Okay…….. Well, let's move on.

Everybody started again to walk towards Cackletta's castle.

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