-1But, Your Supposed To Be Dead!

Everyone didn't celebrate Grandma Koopa's death very much in fear that they would jinx it and she would return. However, besides that, everything was pretty much the same.

Iggy: Well I say the ocean is spit made from the earth!

Morton: Well I say the ocean was made by mighty ocean trolls!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Do you really want to know how the ocean was made?

Iggy and Morton: Yes!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Okay, the ocean…………….was made when an enormous alien spilled his glass of water on the earth. And if you've ever heard of the sperm whale…well……let's just say that's how the ocean got salty…

Morton and Iggy looked like they were going to be ill.

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Shut up you little shits! You've been mouthing off ever since I was dead!

Everybody screamed. Then they screamed, and screamed, and screamed, and got a day job, and screamed, and screamed some more. After they took another breath, then continued to scream, and scream, and scream, and save 15 percent on car insurance by switching to Geico, and screamed, and screamed…

And Bowser Jr. saw the ghost of Grandma Koopa from the satellite and screamed. And screamed, and screamed, and took a snapshot of her, and won the Nobel Science Prize for proving that ghosts exist, and received the one million dollars that came with the prize, and screamed, and screamed, and screamed…

And the people at the bar saw that there was no more wine and screamed. And screamed, and screamed, and screamed, and beat the living hell out of each other , and screamed, and screamed…

And the readers screamed for no apparent reason. And screamed, and screamed, and reviewed the story, and screamed, and screamed, and screamed…

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Shut up you lagged pussies!

Everyone stopped yelling.

Blu Bowser: B-but, y-y-your supposed t-to b-b-be de-dead!

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: I am dead, cock knot!

Wit Bowser: Michael Myers cut off your head! We saw it!

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: So what if he did, ass wipe!

Bowser: So let me be perfectly clear here, your not dead?

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Of course I'm dead lard ass!

Bowser: Then, how can you be standing in front of me?

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: I'm a ghost, stupid! I'm here to stay with you until we get that brat back.

Bowser: Why?

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Because that freak welded to your shoulder paid me to do it! (don't ask how)

Bowser: That's IT! You know what, Roy!

Roy: Yes, papa?

Bowser: I have finally ,embraced, The Madness!

Roy: (in a voice the whole universe heard) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Oh no you don't! If you do, I won't get paid!

Bowser: But-

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: YOUR SANE!

Bowser: -yipe!- Sorry Roy…well, not really.

Roy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-

Blk Bowser: Stop that!

Roy: Sorry…

Bowser Jr. Nutt: -snore- Huh, what happened? Hey, look everybody! A ghost!

After Bowser Jr. had seen the ghost of his grandma (on his mothers side), he listened in on people, identified people, and got a whole country to wage war against another country by using the laser to kill the emperor and to make it look like a terrorist attack. But he eventually got bored with the satellite even though he still had a lot of spare time. So he decided to program deadly data-erasing computer viruses and sent them to into a few countries " Government issue files" , but got bored again. So he sent a an insulting letter to the bean-bean kingdom's queen and signed it from mushroom kingdom, and got bored again. So he sent a computer fail-system to a nuclear reactor just as it was reaching a critical stage and cause a mass nuclear explosion. He continued to do this under the name of mushroom kingdom until all of the world wanted to destroy mushroom kingdom and watched from the satellite as they sent weapons of mass destruction back and forth, but got bored again…

Bowser: We've been walking thousands of miles now…

Red Bowser: I love long having to walk thousands of miles!

Blk Bowser: I hate having to walk thousands of miles.

Blu Bowser: I'm scared of having to walk thousands of miles…

Vit Bowser: I think it's irrelevant to walk thousands of miles.

Wit Bowser: I'm not afraid to walk thousands of miles!

Ylw Bowser: I think it's stupid that we have to walk thousands of miles when you can drive. Especially if you've just saved 15 percent on car insurance by switching to Geico!

Bowser Jr. Nutt was listening to his iPod, again, and got bored, again, so he decided to bring Green Day to perform for them.

Billy Joe: Don't want to be an American Idiot!

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Then why the hell are you!

Bowser Jr. Nutt slapped himself in the face and teleported Green Day back to where they once were.

Bowser Jr. Nutt: I have more bands hate me that way…

Wendy: Hey, Gadd.

E. Gadd: Yah?

Wendy: You're a man of science, so aren't you a little freaked out that our grandma's a ghost?

E. Gadd: Huh, what? I was to busy thinking about how wonderful your grandmother looks…

Everybody stepped away from him like he was about to explode. And he did.

Ludwig: Wow, that was weird.

Larry: And so ends the realm of Elvin Gadd. We'll miss you…

E. Gadd: What? I'm right here.

Larry looked from him to the pile of ashes.

Lemmy: Oh, now I get it how it happened!

Larry: Really? You know what happened just know?

Lemmy: Yep…Cackletta kidnapped Jr. so she could get money from him!

Larry: No, I mean do you know how Gadd just exploded then reappeared right next to me?

Lemmy: Oh, he just used a particle of matter that had quantum teleportation possibilities. The wave length of excess beta and alpha particles would be so small that they tear the fabric of the air molecules in the surrounding area causing an explosion equal to the decay rate of the alpha and beta particles, which was about a two feet radius. The chaos theory suggests that the odds of teleportation to a short distance away are more likely than inter-dimensional travel due to the Butterfly Effect (yes, the butterfly affect is real), however due to time's elastic features during such feats it took a few moments for him to actually appear next to you.

Everyone: …

Roy held up a score card with the words "chaos" above it, and "randomness" below it, the card had a 9.5 .

Roy: Nice one!

Larry: ……that was really unnatural……….do it again!

Vit Bowser: That makes perfect sense! Brilliant!

Red Bowser: Big confusing words are fun!

Blu Bowser: I'll never understand something like that….

Blk Bowser: Speak English you demonic spawn of Ian Malcolm! (Jurassic Park chaos-mathematician )

Ylw Bowser: Okay, could you repeat that first part…and the last part…and the middle part…

Wit Bowser: Ha! This silly science talk doesn't scare me!

Bowser: Quantum teleportation possibilities.

Wit Bowser: Ahh! It burns!

Bowser: Yeah…

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Ahh, chaos. My favorite word…

Wendy: Seriously?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Of course, how else am I able to make things bad happen to people at will?

Ludwig: Huh…Because you're an author?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Oh, yeah…….

Ghost of Grandma Koopa: You know what's really chaotic? Being stuck with all of you!

Eerily, Bowser Jr. , who was watching them from his satellite, understood most of what Lemmy said. Suddenly he jumped up from the computer. This had just given him the greatest idea! He shut the system down and went to go change the traps.

Waiter: I have good news! We just gotten a new shipment of wine!

Everyone at the bar: Yay!

Michael Myers had just re-entered the room and sat down.

Freddy: Hey Myers! How come your knife's not bloody?

Michael Myers: …

Snoopy: Hey, can I chew on your mask?

Michael hit him on the head with a wine bottle.

Rasputin: (drunk voice) Hey, don't mess with my dog, dawg!

Jack Sparrow: Rum is the best of all drinks!

Julius Caesar: How did you get here?

Rasputin: No, wine is the best of all drinks!

Jack Sparrow: Rum!

Rasputin: Wine!

Jack Sparrow: Rum!

Rasputin: Wine!

As it entered midnight, Bowser Jr. had finished his ultimate instrument of torture. He got back to his cell and closed the door, drifting in his own world of color and light…

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