-1Stage 5: Code D
Cackletta woke up. The events of yesterday were flashing before her eyes as if she were dying. After realizing this thought she looked at her self and found herself locked in her room. She remembered everything, the fall, the running, the Chinese (shiver), the Myers…wait, was it the actor or the killer? Oh well, both scare her to death. And where is that little brat? Trying to complete whatever was on that last sheet of paper? Code D, I think it was? She ran everything through her mind. Let's see, Code E was Emotion, Code M was Mentality, P was Physicality , the last one was Code I, and I think it meant Insanity (and it worked to). So D must stand for… Oh, crap. That little booger is going to try to kill me!
Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having…
Larry: Ghosts can dream?
Ghost of Grandma Koopa: …Danish cartoonists were trying to kill me!
Everybody stared at her.
Danish Cartoonist: Take a look at this new cartoon!
Everybody looked at the cartoon and saw it was a…familiar…drawing of Muhammad wearing a turban that had a lit fuse sticking out.
Arabs, Israelis, Palestinians: (in Arabic) For making fun of the great prophet, we will have to kill all of you.
Bowser: And I thought she sucked when she was alive…
Roy: I can speak Arabic!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Good! Then translate what I'm saying to them… We come, in peace!
Roy: (in Arabic) He said, he will harm you.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Know that we do not wish to insult Muhammad at all! We wish you no grudge.
Roy: (in Arabic) He says, he holds a grudge against you, and wishes to insult Muhammad.
Bowser Jr. Nutt: War, is hell…
Roy: (in Arabic) He says, he wants war, so go to hell.
Arabic, Israelis, Palestinians: (in Arabic) ……..You're so dead…
As they were chased, they wondered what they could have said that could have possibly insulted them so much.
Bowser Jr. woke up wondering if he was hit by a truck. His illness was back only worse than last time, but yesterday it was almost completely gone. He was in so much pain that he almost decided to postpone another day, but his stubbornness allowed him to get up. Bowser Jr. looked in a mirror and knew exactly what Roy would say if he was here… "Damn! Don't get so close to that mirror, I don't want to have to walk on broken piece after you looked in it!". He sighed and looked around to see where Cackletta had put it. He had tried to find it last night but got tired and decided to quit just before he was about to search the dungeon. He finally found it in a locked cabinet. It was his bandana, his second most prized possession. It was a gift from his father on his second birthday and he never took it off, except to wash it of course. He nuzzled the soft, silk like material against his face before putting it on. Just having it back around his neck almost seemed to magically make him feel better. He admired it a few more seconds before running off to complete the final phase of his task.
Cackletta paced in her room dreading what was going to happen. D could stand for a lot of the things she was thinking of, Death, Destroy, Decapitate, Disembowel, and Decimate to name a few. But they would all lead to the same thing. He couldn't believe he was actually going to attempt to kill her! He really must be evil! Wait, aren't I evil to?…Okay…Anyways, what am I going to do?… Where's Fawful?
Fawful: Your Highness!
Cackletta: Where were you?
Fawful: Watching you pace in the doorway, it's loads of fun watching you.
Cackletta smacked him on the forehead.
Fawful: Ow!
Cackletta: We need to prepare for whatever that little mutant dishes out!
Fawful: Yeah, but how would we know what he's going to try to do?
Cackletta: Remember that paper that keeps changing?
Fawful: Yeah.
Cackletta: He's laughing at us! He giving us clues to what he's doing on purpose and laughing his head off when we pass it by! He's mocking us! That paper is a riddle to what he's going to do next.
Fawful: What do you mean?
Cackletta: The first letter was E, right? Well that day, he Emotionally harassed me! E stood for emotion! Then M, it stood for Mentality! P for Physicality! And I'm pretty sure that last one, I, was Insanity. The only one left is D, and what do you think that stands for?
Fawful paused to think for a moment, then his eyes widened.
Fawful: No….I-it can't be…it's to horrible…
Cackletta: Yes, I know….
Fawful:….Dermatologist! AHHHHH!
Cackletta slapped him on the face.
Fawful: Ow! What was that for?
Everybody was exhausted. They have been walking for almost the entire story, and still weren't at the castle yet.
Bowser: Are we there yet?
Wendy: No.
Red Bowser: Are we almost there?
Larry: Not yet.
Blk Bowser: How long is this going to take?
Lemmy: Don't know.
Ylw Bowser: Are we going to stop soon? I can't keep carrying this spare tire!
Morton: Well you should have thought more about your diet.
Ylw Bowser: No, I mean seriously, Why am I the one to carry the Klown car's spare tire?
E. Gadd: Because it stops you from saying stupid puns.
Ylw Bowser: Oh.
Blu Bowser: Are we at least half way there?
Iggy: We don't know.
Vit Bowser: How exactly are we going to get home after this?
Ludwig: We don't know.
Wit Bowser: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No!
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yes!
Everyone: We are?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Yes! Look! There's the castle!
They all saw he was right. The towering…..tower…..of Cackletta's castle came into view. It looked only a short distance.
Wendy: We only have a short way to go! Only about a mile!
Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Then hurry up, lard ass, so I can get paid!
Cackletta and Fawful were running as fast as they could through the hallways.
Fawful: Shouldn't we be looking out for traps?
Cackletta: That is exactly what were do-ahhhh!
They just narrowly dogged an enormous pendulum with a bladed edge swing down from the ceiling.
Fawful: OMG!
They jumped back but fell through a trap door in the floor. They landed on the other floor's hallway, and there was a copy of the book The Pit and the Pendulum ( by Edgar Allan Poe) adjacent from them.
Fawful: Wow, if that isn't mocking us then I don't know what is.
Cackletta: We're still in danger! Come on!
They kept running until they reached a door that said "do not look through eye-hole".
Cackletta: Yeah, right.
She looked through the eye-hole but only saw down what looked like a long barrel. She pulled her head away just in time. There was a loud bang as a bullet flew through the eye-hole. (Yeah, I totally stole that from Saw).
Fawful: Wow, that door sure doesn't like you…
Cackletta ignored the comment and continued to run, with Fawful hot on her heels.
Cackletta: Quick, to the dungeon! He'll never think that we'd hide in there!
They ran into the dungeon and into an open cell. There was an alarm sounding the cell doors closed. Then the computer-phone on her desk automatically dialed 911. Then a thick vapor fell into the cell, and then blackness…
Everyone burst through the door and into Cackletta's castle just as a loud "OMG!" could be heard.
Roy: Sounds like the locals met Jr. . Wow, this place looks like it has just been through a lot of chaos….I like it already!
Bowser: Come on, let's check the dungeon.
When they arrived, they saw Cackletta and Fawful unconscious in a cell with Bowser Jr. overlooking them.
Bowser Jr.: What took you so long!
Bowser: Jr.! Your okay!
He went over and hugged his son.
Ghost of Grandma Koopa: Cut the shit, where is my money!
Bowser Jr.: Oh, hi grandma.
Wendy: Your not surprised?
Bowser Jr.: Nope, I had already seen her from a military satellite I hacked into. The clones and E. Gadd too. But who is that guy?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: I am Bowser Jr. Nutt, I'm an author.
Bowser Jr.: …..okay…..Well, I've already called the police, so let's go!
Bowser: It's going to take at least a week to walk back home…
Bowser Jr. Nutt: Nonsense! I can just teleport you all home.
Bowser: Really? Thanks! I-hey, why didn't you just teleport us here in the first place?
Bowser Jr. Nutt: I like to see you suffer.
Bowser: Why you little-
There was a blinding flash of light, and they were gone.
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Special thanks to Peachrocks and Starfighter364 for helping me gain confidence while writing this. Thank you all for reading!