Kiss the Starlight, Kiss the Moonlight
The castle was cold and damp, not to mention airy. There were many stairs to climb. The young prince, however, seemed to be lead by his heart. After traveling up many winding stairs that made him dizzy, he came upon a door. There was neither lock nor knocker, as was custom. In the door was carved a myriad of flowers and stars, which seemed to shine with mystic powers.
The young prince pushed on the door, and it swung open. A bright light greeted him, and then faded into a musty glow.
The room was spacious and comfortable. As the sunlight faded to dusk, the stars began to twinkle through the large window that showed the way to the balcony. There was a large bed in the middle of the room, which upheld a sleeping, shining, beautiful princess. Her hair was silvery-white, and her clothes were made of starlight and silk. On her face was a look of peace.
He approached the bed and knelt beside it, barely breathing for fear of breaking the silence. The princess's beauty overwhelmed him and filled his heart with joy. "I must have her with me always," he thought as he leaned down and kissed the soft lips that beckoned him.
The princess awoke immediately and smiled. The prince was shocked.
"I heard that you were deathly ill, Serenity! Why did you awake?"
"Oh, Endy," she said clasping her arms around his neck. "I was just kidding! I wanted to see you, so I pretended to be like your aunt Aurora," she laughed. "Don't be mad at me, Endy," she pouted when she saw his stern look.
Suddenly, he laughed, and his eyes watered with happiness. He kissed her again and said, "But you're so much prettier than she is! And besides, you make me smile. Aunt Aurora pinches my cheeks and makes me feel two years old."
"So you're not angry," she asked hopefully.
"Kisses can never come from an angry person," he said, and proved his point.
Moral of the story: Wouldn't we all like a sexy prince clad in perfect armor to come into our bedroom and kiss the living daylight (sorry, bad pun) out of us? Don't turn off the light. I'm sure it leads to other things…