1I don't own Avatar.
This pathetic statement that we continuously repeat. Don't you think it's time we rise up? Let us storm the fortress of Nickelodeon, and after worshiping the creators, LET US STEAL AVATAR AND TAKE THE PLOT INTO OUR OWN HANDS! Yeah, like that would work... we'd eventually mess it up.. ESPECIALLY ALL YOU MARY-SUE/GARY-STU writers.
This brings us to my story.
Dedicated to Iroh's tea shoppe girls... (sorry if thats not how you write it... bad memory) and Random Stuff about Stuff...
Alternate Universes Clash by evilfuzzy67
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A/N: This is completely random.. I am sick and bored.
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Chapter one: The Tragic Hero (GAG!)
Once there was a girl. She lived in the streets of the Fire Nation capital, scavenging for food. If only the people could see past her filth, they would have scene the most beautiful amber eyes and long, flowing red hair.
She also had a secret. She, was the avatar.
One day, she went away from the bustle of the city, and decided to go picking flowers (does the fire nation have flowers, or is it all fire and brimstone?) (OK, I know about the Deserter.)
As she hummed to herself, she thought of her great burden, and got so angry that the attention was all on "the last airbender." Pah! What did he know? She set the lovely field of wild flowers ablaze.
On the opposite side of the field, the second avatar, Aang, and his companions, but they aren't important, sensed her distressand rushed to her rescue. She explained how she was the real avatar, and Aang immediately understood, and stepped down The girl, who said her name was ... Keizia! That's it! ... welcomed the former avatar on her adventures, while slowly falling in love with Sokka.
She saved the world, married Sokka, and stole Momo from Katara.
The End.
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Wow that was bad even for a Mary-Sue! It was meant to be offensive! It's a frickin MARY-SUE! Pass around the OOC-ness and we'll have a jolly good time!
Ok this is just one of my pet peeves... the second avatar. THERE IS ONLY ONE AVATAR AND THAT'S AANG!
Now for the character's reactions...
Sokka- NOOO! sooouulll! (Yes that I stole from Booterfreak, I dont own that either.)
Katara- MOMO! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! -weep-
Aang- Huh... Wait, I lost you after Alternate Universes clash.. WTF? Who's this Keizia person? Do you know what i went through being the avatar? And you think your life is tragic.
Zuko- Were am i in this story?
Iroh- Calm yourself Zuko.. You wouldnt want to be in this piece of crud anyway.
Momo- Since when do I belong to Katara? I AM A FREE LEMUR! I have a dream...
Sue Lord- Ok look. Do you think this is what I want to find in my email after having tea with Zhao, Zula, and the cabage man? NO! SUES SHALL RULE THE FANFICTION WORLD.
Me- hun, get over it, it's not real. None of it is. DANG IT IT'S NOT REAL! -sob